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Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
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Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

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JOKES

Old Friends

Started by Rodgera, 13th July 2011 10:38 AM

allan, apartment, business, button, buttons, coming, door, doorbell, elbow, elevator, empty-handed, enter, finally, floor, foot, friends, front, gap, hall, invited, john, kicking, left, press, pressing, reach, sixth, surely, telling, visit

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2011 06:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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Perks of being over 50

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2010 04:57 PM

allan, elevator, expects, finally, friends, glasses, hard, health, insurance, investment, kidnappers, learn, left, listening, live, loud, matter, music, paying, perks, quit, remember, run, safe, secrets, sex, sing, stomach, walks, wear

Replies: 7
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2010 09:32 AM; by Charleville

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Alan and his buddies go to dinner

Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 08:12 PM

accessible, age, agreed, alan, beautiful, blouses, boobs, buddies, cut, dinner, discuss, easily, eat, elevator, finally, food, low, meet, nice, ocean, peace, quiet, restaurant, selection, view, waitresss, wine

Replies: 4
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2010 05:42 PM; by K_S

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discharge from the hospital

Started by munruben, 3rd November 2008 08:35 PM

bathroom, bed, chair, changing, chat, discharge, discharged, dressed, elderly, elevator, feet, gentleman, gown, hospital, insisted, leave, meeting, nurse, patients, regulations, reluctantly, require, rules, shes, sitting, suitcase, upstairs, wheel, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2008 10:32 PM; by flatlinerz

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Carba-Tec Height Guage - Done

Started by malb, 30th June 2008 09:10 PM

adjusting, base, brass, carbatec, cast, column, couple, elevating, elevator, extension, gauge, guage, height, housing, locking, measurement, piece, primary, remove, rubbing, scale, scales, screw, screws, slide, strip, surface, top, unit, vernier

Replies: 2
Views: 3,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 09:27 PM; by Mr Brush

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PRODUCT REVIEWS

One armed man

Started by fenderbelly, 21st May 2008 11:24 AM

a@se, arm, armed, arms, building, caught, dancing, elevator, feeling, glad, happy, heels, hurried, itchy, jump, kicking, kill, ledge, life, lost, man, saving, skipping, standing, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 11:24 AM; by fenderbelly

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Friends Eh!!!!

Started by Rodgera, 18th January 2008 10:59 PM

apartment, business, button, buttons, coming, door, doorbell, elbow, elevator, empty-handed, enter, floor, foot, friends, front, gap, hall, invited, kick, kicking, larry, left, pete, press, pressing, reach, sixth, surely, telling, visit

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 10:59 PM; by Rodgera

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An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th September 2007 02:17 PM

black, caviar, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, howard, hug, john, live, lobster, middle, oldie, people, peter, saint, time, tomorrow, twist, wasteland, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 10:18 PM; by scooter

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Did you ever stop and wonder......

Started by Kaiser Soze, 31st August 2007 11:16 AM

alphabet, baby, bum, button, corn, dream, dreams, eat, effect, electricity, electrons, elevator, head, illiterate, morality, morons, oil, people, person, pushing, read, singing, song, star, stop, tune, twinkle, vegetable, vegetables, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 11:04 AM; by rrich

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Howard...been done before I know but...

Started by Iain, 13th May 2007 09:56 AM

caviar, choose, club-house, day, deal, devil, doors, drink, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, golf, heaven, hell, howard, howardbeen, hug, john, liberals, live, lobster, menzies, middle, peter, saint, tequila, time, wasteland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2007 01:38 AM; by Ashore

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Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

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Funny but True

Started by Bob38S, 25th October 2006 10:57 AM

answers, caviar, champagne, choose, cloud, clubhouse, day, devil, doors, elevator, escorts, eternity, friendly, friends, funny, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, lobster, middle, peter, realizes, senator, spend, time, true, visit, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 08:33 PM; by Doughboy

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2 blondes

Started by AlexS, 13th January 2006 09:21 PM

3-piece, 5th, bad, blonde, blondes, brunette, build, butt, closed, dandruff, doors, elevator, floor, head, nice, noticed, perfect, replied, shoulders, suit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2006 12:00 AM; by scooter

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Human Resources

Started by Grunt, 21st April 2005 09:11 PM

choose, club, country, day, devil, doors, down-down-down, dressed, elevator, eternity, excellent, found, friends, garbage, golf, heaven, hell, hours, human, lobster, peter, putting, resources, spend, spent, standing, time, wasteland, woman, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 09:11 PM; by Grunt

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Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

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An American in England

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM; by Barry_White

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For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

blonde joke No. 1,287,354

Started by Christopha, 17th September 2004 05:18 PM

287, 354, answered, biggest, blonde, business, decided, duuhhh, elevator, entered, exasperated, explain, finally, friday, friendly, goodness, honey, inside, joke, looked, means, possibly, repeated, s-h-i-t, smile, smiled, sweetly, t-g-i-f, thursday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2004 10:48 AM; by Rowan

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Turner Brown

Started by Bob Willson, 3rd July 2004 06:48 PM

350, answers, brings, brown, curious, dead, dude, elevator, excuse, faints, falls, feet, figured, floor, god, guy, huge, inch, kneels, lbs, penis, questions, standing, staring, tall, testicles, turner, voice, weak, weigh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2004 10:17 PM; by Ian007

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Wife

Started by Baz, 13th August 2003 09:48 PM

biker, consversation, d.i.n.k.y, double, ecologist, elevator, etc.p, guy, guys, income, intelligent, iron, kids, peaceful, professional, r.u.b, replies, rich, strike, stuck, urban, wash, wife, woman, y.u.p.p.i.e

Replies: 0
Views: 1,333

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 09:48 PM; by Baz

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signs

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:39 PM

advantage, advertisement, bed, behaviors, chambermaid, children, desk, elevator, front, graves, hong, hotel, hotels, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, manager, office, paris, requested, rome, rules, sign, signs, smoke, tokyo, water, yugoslavia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2002 09:55 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

dumb crime stories

Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM

activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2001 11:33 PM; by Gino

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Smelly Lift

Started by Shane Watson, 11th June 2001 11:05 PM

$150, arrogantly, beautiful, bellows, bends, broccoli, cents, city, destination, elevator, exits, expensive, farts, floors, giorgio, italian, lavish, lift, office, ounce, peers, perfume, pound, reached, riding, smelling, smelly, woman, women, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2001 11:05 PM; by Shane Watson

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English for new starters!

Started by Island Ape, 16th May 2001 03:19 AM

chambermaid, daily, elevator, english, enter, floor, forbidden, hong, hotel, hours, japanese, kong, ladies, leave, lobby, menu, moscow, office, paris, russian, sex, shop, soviet, starters, stop, swiss, time, tokyo, tootle, visit

Replies: 6
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2001 10:33 PM; by Gino

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acting like a dill

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM

acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:51 PM; by Gino

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Need a Lift?

Old Friends

Airport Mistletoe

Perks of being over 50

Alan and his buddies go to dinner

discharge from the hospital

Carba-Tec Height Guage - Done

One armed man

Friends Eh!!!!

An oldie with tomorrow's twist

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Howard...been done before I know but...

Two Black Robbers

Funny but True

2 blondes

Human Resources

Chinese proverbs

An American in England

For the older members

blonde joke No. 1,287,354

Turner Brown

Wife

signs

dumb crime stories

Smelly Lift

English for new starters!

acting like a dill