A Golf Tail

[woodhutt]

A bloke is stretchered into casualty covered in bruises and with a nine iron wrapped around his neck. After the doctor has removed the club and dressed his wounds, he asks the bloke what had happened.
"I don't rightly know, Doc, " says the bloke. "The last thing I remember was playing golf with the lady wife. She teed off and sliced the ball straight into a neighbouring field of cows. I teed up and did exactly the same. So there we were, hacking around in this cow paddock looking for our balls when one of the cows flicked its tail and I caught a flash of white. I thought, 'It can't be' but went over and lifted the cow's tail and sure enough there was a ball lodged just beneath its tail. I remember holding the tail up and calling to the wife, 'Hey! This one looks like yours' and after that everything just went blank..."

Pete

[woodhutt]

pker is asking for photos! Are you trying to get me banned, mate?!

Couldn't find a photo of the tail-end so how's about this one instead?
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Pete

[rrich]

At first thought, it's not right. But after reading it definitely not a tale but rather a tail.
LOL