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    Default Desert island story

    Barry and John, two fine Aussies, were on a tour
    by boat with two Italians, two Greeks, two Frenchmen
    and two Jewish gentlemen.

    It would be three months before they would be
    rescued.

    When the rescuers finally came, the Italians had a
    flourishing fruit shop on the go, the Greeks had a
    great fish and chip shop, the French a thriving
    coffee shop and the Jews had a profitable
    rag trade outlet.

    Barry and John were still standing there waiting
    for someone to introduce them.

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    If Barry & John were real aussies they would have had a sly grog business
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    If Barry & John were real aussies they would have had a sly grog business
    Bob. I am surprised at you for thinking such a thing
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Forgive me I have erred,

    Barry woulda had the sly grog
    and
    John woulda run the two up school
    (soon teach them furriners ter gamble)
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    I thought John & Barry would have been the Gov departments collecting taxes selling licences and handing out fines

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    na that's a job for immigrants
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    don't you mean ignorant's Echnidna

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    I thought John & Barry would have been the Gov departments collecting taxes selling licences and handing out fines
    Would I get a badge with that. great job beats selling fake raffle tickets. Bob. can you lend me those double headed pennies you have?
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Barry and John, two fine Aussies, were on a tour
    by boat.

    Why did they need rescuing?
    Another dud joke....

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