This bloke has been stranded on a desert island for a few years and he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw a voluptuous young woman in a wetsuit walking up the beach towards him.
She approached him and asked if he would like a cigarette and reached inside her wetsuit and produced a packet of Marlboro and a lighter and handed them to him. He lit up a cigarette and was enjoying it and she asked if he would like a drink. He said would love one, she reaches inside her wetsuit again and produces a flask of single malt. This is absolutely great and he cannot believe his luck.
She stands in front of him and starts to unzip her wetsuit from the top and is about halfway down and she asks "do you want to play around', he is absolutely enthralled and asks 'have you got a set of golf clubs in there too?'.