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31st July 2013, 10:32 PM #1
not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan. ‘Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
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1st August 2013, 09:50 AM #2
Qantas uses the Kevin07/13 version in their turbo props
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st August 2013, 11:10 AM #3
Banned
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Yeah
'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.
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1st August 2013, 11:26 AM #4
Just even up the politics
NASA is investigating the use of Tony Abbots for the next Mars missionI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
My Other Toys
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1st August 2013, 11:55 AM #5Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com
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3rd August 2013, 07:52 AM #6Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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