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  1. Some opinions needed

    Started by artme, 23rd August 2013 03:01 PM
    adamant, answers, begs, bit, borrower, clauses, cognitive, debt, demands, dissonance, finished, headed.bricks, hearted, house, lender, lenders, lies, matter, needed, opinions, pay, paying, payment, proof, property, soft, statement, story, surprise, wife
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  2. not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin

    Started by fenderbelly, 31st July 2013 10:32 PM
    abraham, answered, ceiling, clock, earth, entire, fan, hands, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lie-clocks, lies, life, lincolns, mother, move, moved, peter, recycled, replied, responded, rudd’s, telling, teresas, time, told
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  3. Hello from California

    Started by sheperd80, 25th January 2013 07:53 PM
    alot, amd, beer, bit, boards, california, cheers, competition, conversation, filling, folks, forum, guitar, heart, hour, jack-of-all, job, lies, long-winded, music, off-topic, ramblings, sake, shooting, stuff, suppose, talented, time, trades, woodwork
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  4. Two wolves

    Started by corbs, 22nd May 2010 12:30 PM
    battle, benevolence, cherokee, compassion, ego, faith, false, feed, generosity, grandfather, grandson, hope, humility, inferiority, inside, joy, kindness, lies, love, peace, pride, replied, resentment, serenity, simply, superiority, truth, wins, wolf, wolves
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  5. Troubles with renovations

    Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th November 2009 04:40 AM
    basement, business, certificate, conditions, contract, day, extremely, fired, hole, hood, leaks, lies, low-quality, lying, money, obvious, process, promises, purpose, range, realized, renovations, save, signed, size, tool, trade, week, worker, wrong
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  6. Pearly Gates 1

    Started by Grumpy John, 17th June 2009 06:33 PM
    abraham, ceiling, clock, clocks, died, entire, fan, front, gates, god, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, kevin, lie, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, replied, responded, rudds, stood, telling, told, wall
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  7. Lies, lies and more lies.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th February 2009 09:01 PM
    allan, barry, cheats, golf, john, lies, play, replied, responded, scorecard, yeah
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  8. Not a joke either

    Started by gerhard, 6th February 2009 09:20 PM
    beer, bet, bought, chisels, clever, cutting, developed, drill, drilling, fraud, fun, gerhard, halfway, hole, holes, including, joke, lies, lots, mathematics, nonetheless, recently, routing, shapes, square, success, techniques, templates, theme, varieties
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  9. Something to think about

    Started by Breslauer, 25th December 2008 08:06 AM
    aid, color, conquer, creed, day, deceit, deep, development, dog, drugs, friend, gender, heart, honestly, level, lies, liquor, medical, politics, poor, preference, prejudice, reached, relax, religion, resist, sleep, start, tension, world
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  10. Trust

    Started by dj_pnevans, 7th December 2008 12:43 PM
    candy, david, denied, discussion, firm, home, keeper, kids, lacking, lies, local, lying, money, news, note, paid, paper, pen, people, punished, shop, son, spend, teacher, telling, trust, truth, wood, words, world
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  11. Golfer's Error

    Started by rayintheuk, 14th October 2008 07:21 PM
    ambulance, apologies, ball, bandage, clubhouse, crossing, curve, error, fairway, golfer, golfers, ground, heard, hit, holes, knocking, leave, lies, makes, morning, night, perfect, ray, replies, rings, strikes, tee, tees, watching, woman
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  12. Romantic first line

    Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM
    0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting
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  13. Clocks

    Started by fenderbelly, 12th August 2008 05:08 PM
    abe, abraham, amazing, ceiling, clock, clocks, entire, fan, front, gates, hands, huge, incredible, indicating, jesus, kevin, lie, lie-clock, lies, life, lincolns, moved, office, pearly, peter, responds, rudds, telling, told, wall
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  14. Scrabble!

    Started by WoodJunky, 4th July 2008 12:34 AM
    alarms, alas, awhile, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, e-mails, earthquakes, eleven, finale, grand, hands, hitler, letters, lies, mother-in-law, queer, rearrange, received, scrabble, shake, son-in-law, till, time, twelve, waaaaaaaaaaay, wait, woman, yep
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  15. Please don't tell a lie

    Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM
    admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women
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  16. Stop reading now if you don't like corny riddles..

    Started by Koala-Man, 1st May 2008 10:13 AM
    150, bad, bed, carrot, corny, e-type, forum, kciked, lies, madoona, mph, orange, pop, reading, riddles, sings, songs, stop
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  17. The "Middle Wife"

    Started by wheelinround, 18th April 2008 04:16 PM
    bed, breathe, bring, brother, camcorder, dad, day, delivers, erica, grade, had?this, hands, kid, kids, lie, lies, luke, middle, middle wife, mom, moms, pillow, pop, push, show-and-tell, starts, stuff, wall, water, wife
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  18. Murpys epitaph

    Started by munruben, 2nd April 2008 07:17 PM
    beneath, buried, epitaph, lies, life, lived, murphy, murpys, reilly, stone
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  19. Irish Dr's

    Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM
    blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman
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  20. When a Woman Lies

    Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM
    appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women
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  21. Timber for step

    Started by brettsyoung, 5th February 2008 12:16 PM
    $11, $41, advance, base, bog, brett, busted, complicated, crossed, doh, door, doorway, easy, gap, hardwood, job, leave, lengthening, lies, pine, placing, plank, process, pulling, step, threshold, timber, top, treated, usual
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  22. Beautiful Explanation of Death

    Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM
    afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings
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  23. Fascinating but clever

    Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 02:02 PM
    alarms, alas, amity, animosity, cash, clever, decimal, dot, earthquakes, election, eleven, fascinating, finale, grand, hitler, letters, lies, lost, machines, morse, mother-in-law, queer, rearrange, recount, results, shake, snooze, twelve, woman, worth
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  24. What is the craziest/funniest thing you have seen on a job

    Started by patty, 17th November 2007 06:25 PM
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    16mm, accredited, aerial, arrival, authority, awaited, barge, board, bond, bracket, calmly, connected, craziest or funniest, crew, downpipes, drove, fascia, fast, job, lies, local, mains, mounted, neutral, people, serious, service, supply, thing, time
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  25. Unscramble for woodworkers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM
    allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried
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  26. It's My Funeral

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd October 2007 08:26 PM
    alice, bedroom, bouquet, cemetery, daughter, dozens, family, flowers, funeral, gary, grandson, heard, hundred, jeff, lies, lilies, lots, money, pants, proceed, real, roses, son, suddenly, surround, voice, wafting, walk, waste, weakly
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  27. Clock Room (apologies if you have read/heard it before!!)

    Started by BazzaDLB, 3rd October 2007 02:13 PM
    ,he, ,what, apologies, arrival, belong, ceiling, clock, clocks, cooling, dies, explained, fan, fast, faster, guy, heaven, lies, looked, lot, noticed, notices, people, peter, politicians, read or heard, room, run, told
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  28. A Complaint

    Started by Grunt, 7th July 2007 06:38 PM
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    attention, brought, chains, complaint, day, dignity, drunks, equality, freedom, holding, impression, justice, lies, life, light, makes, nonsense, ozwinner, ozwinners, parrot, pestiferous, pursuit, raise, remove, shell, spread, surrounded, total, true, truth
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  29. Pat, Mick and a Scotsman

    Started by Barry Hicks, 30th August 2007 08:57 PM
    angus, cemetary, gentleman, grave, headstone, inscription, lies, mactavish, mick, pat, putting, scots, scotsman, typical, walking
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  30. Neutered?

    Started by Rodgera, 18th August 2007 05:11 PM
    100, 2tsup, adopted, allison, bring, cat, couch, day, fixed, friend, hogging, lies, male, neutered, percent, remote, starts, stray, vet, watch
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  31. Neutered?

    Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2007 05:46 PM
    100, adopted, allison, bring, cat, couch, day, doh, fixed, friend, hogging, lies, male, neutered, percent, remote, starts, stray, vet, watch
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    by Tonyz  Go to last post

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  32. HELP needed with step

    Started by Jedo_03, 7th July 2007 07:09 PM
    2nd, bigger, close, cos, cover, daughters, flooring, g-kids, gap, half, hill, ideas, inches, jedo, kick, kitchen, laid, laminate, level, lies, needed, outa, predicament, reno, slate, step, strips, thick, toes, upright
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  33. Spelling

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd June 2007 07:39 PM
    alarms, alas, amity, animosity, bet, cash, decimal, dot, earthquakes, election, eleven, finale, friends, grand, hitler, letters, lies, lost, machines, morse, mother-in-law, queer, rearrange, recount, results, shake, snooze, spelling, twelve, woman
    • Replies: 1
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  34. re-juvinating hand carved doors

    Started by Tricky Dicky, 25th February 2007 11:41 PM
    answer, beautiful, bottom, carved, coats, corner, deal, doors, estapol, goo, hand, here-in, house, lies, lot, lots, paint, question, rejuvinating, remove, retreat, shop, similar, stripper, stuff, sun, timber, top, vbrep_register454217, west
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  35. Magpies on my Antenna

    Started by Mansfieldman, 12th October 2006 07:56 AM
    antenna, bars, criss, cross, deterrent, fishing, foresight, gable, house, lies, line, magpies, painted, parallel, pattern, perch, recently, repositioned, roof, roofline, scaffolding, spoil, spoils, tie, timber
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  36. Resussitating a lawn mower

    Started by derekcohen, 6th October 2006 05:20 PM
    4-stroke, agent, beneath, bring, contractor, derek, distant, garage, head, intervening, lawn, lies, local, looked, memory, mine, mower, perfectly, perth, predicament, recall, resussitating, running, sand, service, short-cuts, start, time, tips, weedeater
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  37. Terrible Jokes

    Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 12:05 PM
    beef, bottom, cool, difference, dog, fingers, gorillas, jokes, left, legs, lies, nervous, nostrils, ocean, pea, roast, rolleyes, soup, terrible, twitches, wreck
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  38. Aussie Love Poem

    Started by Gra, 2nd February 2006 04:58 PM
    arms, aussie, beer, bum, dear, dimples, fetch, footys, gonna, grave, gravity, lies, love, matter, means, met, mind, moment, nannas, poem, round, sexy, shut, single, swear, tellin, thighs, truth, word, wot
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  39. Who needs petrol?

    Started by echnidna, 14th September 2005 05:24 PM
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    aluminum, bill, blew, browns, cheaply, credible, download.so, drawings, easily, engine, free, fun, future, gas, generator, guy.hydrogen, harness, hydrogen, lies, out.duh, petrol, plans, plug, ran, site.he, smart, spark, toebes, water, web
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  40. Fire Extinguisher

    Started by John Saxton, 25th July 2005 09:13 PM
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    1 2
    $498, allay, bein, boy, cheers, collection, damage, dust, extinguisher, fire, fires, guess, handy, happy, hefty, lay, lesson, lies, matter, minimised, motor, prepared, question, quoted, safe, stay, system, wood
    • Replies: 16
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    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  41. Expressions of Interest Sought

    Started by BobR, 13th February 2005 07:17 PM
    400pm, 4th, april, bar-b-q, bob, byo, cold, daylight, drill, drinks, expressions, get-together, goer, host, jow104, kids, lies, meat, offering, opportunity, respond, saturday, saving, sets, sought, suggesting, sydney, weather, whilst, wood
    • Replies: 10
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  42. Who Gets the Dog?

    Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:54 AM
    aback, age, beginning, boy, boys, clergyman, concerned, contest, dead, deep, dog, exclaimed, hed, home, hurting, launched, lie, lies, lying, minute, reverend, sermon, sigh, silence, sin, surrounded, telling, ten, told, walking
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  43. Question for the computer gooroos

    Started by Peter R, 21st September 2004 07:15 PM
    2000, cartridge, computer, dark, dim, film, gooroos, home, information, ink, lies, mind, mugs, otyher, paper, peter, picture, pictures, process, publisher, question, recesses, relevant, scanner, search, sprayed, sticky, stuck, web, wood
    • Replies: 2
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    Last Post: 21st September 2004 09:35 PM
    by Peter R  Go to last post
  44. Floating Laminate Floor

    Started by FrankS, 17th May 2004 07:49 AM
    1800mm, boards, clip-lock, committed, directions, divider, floating, floor, flooring, franks, hall, instal, laid, laminate, lay, laying, lies, line, lounge/dining, perfectly, return, short, start, wall
    • Replies: 3
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    Last Post: 17th May 2004 02:54 PM
    by Markw  Go to last post

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  45. what is the secret of a nice finish ?

    Started by EMistral, 21st April 2004 10:43 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    boards, close, colour, create, darkens, dry, dust, effect, expecting, filler, finish, finishing, glue, happy, hard, homogeneous, joint, lies, minimize, nice, paste, pretty, result, secret, solution, stained, starts, thinking, visual, wood
    • Replies: 24
    • Views: 6,230
    Last Post: 27th April 2004 05:48 PM
    by Ian Runge  Go to last post

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  46. The Woodcutter

    Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM
    appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,372
    Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM
    by oges  Go to last post

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  47. With apologies to Kipling

    Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM
    aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,347
    Last Post: 23rd July 2002 08:54 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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