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Thread: Getting into heaven
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8th April 2008, 11:14 AM #1
Getting into heaven
I was testing the children in my Sunday School class to see if they
understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"
"NO!" the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every Sunday, mowed the yard, and kept
everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?"
Again the answer was "NO!". now I was starting to smile, this was
fun!
"Well then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the
children, and loved my family, would that get me into Heaven?" I
asked them again.
Again they all answered "NO!". I was just bursting with pride for
them.
"Well", I continued, "then how do I get into Heaven?"
A six-year old boy shouted out "YOU GOTTA BE DEAD!"
Coffee, chocolate, women. Some things are better rich.
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8th April 2008, 11:51 AM #2
brava
Cheers Fred
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8th April 2008, 02:22 PM #3
You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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