Desert island story

[Allan at Wallan]

Barry and John, two fine Aussies, were on a tour
by boat with two Italians, two Greeks, two Frenchmen
and two Jewish gentlemen.

It would be three months before they would be
rescued.

When the rescuers finally came, the Italians had a
flourishing fruit shop on the go, the Greeks had a
great fish and chip shop, the French a thriving
coffee shop and the Jews had a profitable
rag trade outlet.

Barry and John were still standing there waiting
for someone to introduce them.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[echnidna]

If Barry & John were real aussies they would have had a sly grog business

[munruben]

If Barry & John were real aussies they would have had a sly grog business

Bob. I am surprised at you for thinking such a thing

[echnidna]

Forgive me I have erred,

Barry woulda had the sly grog
and
John woulda run the two up school
(soon teach them furriners ter gamble)

[wheelinround]

I thought John & Barry would have been the Gov departments collecting taxes selling licences and handing out fines

[echnidna]

na that's a job for immigrants

[wheelinround]

don't you mean ignorant's Echnidna

[munruben]

I thought John & Barry would have been the Gov departments collecting taxes selling licences and handing out fines

Would I get a badge with that. great job beats selling fake raffle tickets. Bob. can you lend me those double headed pennies you have?

[Brickie]

Barry and John, two fine Aussies, were on a tour
by boat.

Why did they need rescuing?
Another dud joke....