One morning, the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out for a bit of 'quiet time'.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning ma'am, What are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book Officer" she replies.

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informes her.

"I'm sorry Officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment. I will have to write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to have you charged with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't ever touched you." says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know, you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day, ma'am." and he left.