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Speeding Ticket

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2014 04:09 PM

83-year-old, forgot, officer, patrol, speeding, stating, talked, ticket, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 892

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2014 04:09 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Amber Light

Started by Carry Pine, 28th April 2014 09:05 AM

amber, arresting, blowing, booking, bumper, car, car.carry, cell, christian, chrome-plated, desk, effects.he, emblem, escorted, fish, front, horn, light, mistake, naturally, officer, personal, pine, police, pulled, sticker, stolen, sunday-school, trunk, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2014 10:45 AM; by issatree

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WOODIES JOKES

Windshield

Started by Rodgera, 14th December 2013 05:41 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2013 08:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Dumb Cop

Started by A Duke, 5th September 2013 10:39 AM

car, cardigan, cop, driving, drove, dumb, knitting, lady, mini, occupants, officer, passenger, patrol, policeman, pull, realised, seat, shouted, whilst, window

Replies: 2
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:09 AM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

Traffic Stop

Started by Rodgera, 24th July 2013 10:23 AM

ago, burnt, car, change, corrected, driver, exclaimed, friend, friends, handed, home, license, officer, police, puzzled, replaced, restaurant, returning, speeding, stated, stop, stopped, taillight, ticket, traffic, trunk, weeks, wondering, zone

Replies: 12
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2013 03:34 PM; by rustynail

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WOODIES JOKES

Looking for a teacher

Started by Matty, 6th June 2013 11:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, aids, anyones, communications, constructive, corporate, design, experience, free, greatly, homeless, knowledge, learning, listen, mat, officer, person, prefer, pride, process, project, refuge, suggestions, talk, teacher, teachers, thread, time, wasted, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 2,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2013 10:09 PM; by Matty

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Rspca

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd January 2013 06:20 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,072

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2013 10:26 PM; by rwbuild

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WOODIES JOKES

Still more cutting boards for Christmas gifts

Started by ciscokid, 5th January 2013 07:43 AM

1.75, 248196248197248198, boards, bowl, brazilian, cheese, cherry, christmas, coats, cook, cutting, excellent, finish, finished, gifts, hope, juice, left, maple, measure, navy, officer, opposite, pennsylvanian, plain, pretty, roughly, salad, throughs, vegetable

Replies: 2
Views: 995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2013 08:37 AM; by enelef

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WOODWORK - GENERAL

Guaranteed to offend bank managers....

Started by MBM888, 12th November 2012 12:24 AM

$23.90, bank, blond, blonde, borrow, bother, business, car, checked, collateral, expect, found, guaranteed, happy, loan, managers, miss, nicely, offend, officer, park, puzzled, repays, replies, return, rolls, sydney, transaction, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2012 12:24 AM; by MBM888

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WOODIES JOKES

Attending a lecture.

Started by RedShirtGuy, 29th October 2012 07:28 PM

2am, abuse, alcohol, attending, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replies, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2012 07:28 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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WOODIES JOKES

Overboard!

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 04:12 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 04:12 AM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

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WOODIES JOKES

Little old lady drivers

Started by A Duke, 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM

blast, cardigan, couple, cow, drivers, driving, force, hit, hoons, knees, knitting, lady, officer, past, pig, pigs, pull, road, roaring, shout, shouts, silly, siren, slowly, steering, sudden, the%, ther, time, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 06:21 PM; by A Duke

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WOODIES JOKES

German Chancellor

Started by fenderbelly, 4th April 2012 11:37 AM

airport, angela, arrives, athens, chancellor, control, days, german, immigration, merkel, nationality, occupation, officer, passport, replies

Replies: 7
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 12:31 PM; by Ozkaban

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WOODIES JOKES

Xanthostemon verdugonianus

Started by Runge, 27th November 2011 04:04 AM

board, businessman, cabahug, cebu, city, commodities, compound, denr, dichoso, dipterocarp, environment, feet, flitches, forest, freeman, lumber, mancono, mandaue, narra, natural, officer, philippines, pieces, products, providing, resources, verdugonianus, volume, warrant, xanthostemon

Replies: 2
Views: 2,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2011 12:17 PM; by IanW

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TIMBER

Manual Arts Officer Instructor

Started by CATA, 31st October 2011 06:24 PM

applicants, arts, band, basic, bench, box, check, children, clearance, computer, current, driver’s, instruction, instructor, license, manual, officer, opportunity, pass, position, pursuits, require, resume, scroll, skills, submit, suitable, variety, warwick, woodwork

Replies: 0
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2011 06:24 PM; by CATA

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EMPLOYMENT

Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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WOODIES JOKES

Electrical Officer

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2011 09:00 PM

aircraft, answered, assigned, carrier, considered, duties, electrical, fix, granddaughter, hammer, navy, officer, recently, replied

Replies: 0
Views: 968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 09:00 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Unknown tree with an unknown growth.

Started by Durdge39, 6th January 2011 10:11 PM

700mm+/-, baby, base, brains, bulbous, decision, diameter, drying, expect, fancy, future, gals, grain, growth, guys, importantly, inside, keeping, officer, species, suspect, tia, tom, tree, trunk, unknown, unsure, unusual, utilize, yard

Replies: 9
Views: 2,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2011 11:38 PM; by quercus

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TIMBER

Alcohol Abuse

Started by gawdelpus, 6th January 2011 10:48 PM

130, a.m, abuse, alcohol, body”, cheers, effects, elderly, giving, human, john, lecture, night, night?”, officer, police, replies, stopped, time, wife, “my, “really

Replies: 2
Views: 1,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2011 06:28 PM; by Christos

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WOODIES JOKES

Hi!

Started by elvenrune, 5th November 2010 08:03 PM

australia, brisbane, carpentry, counter-balance, customer, desk, hands, hobby, job, occasionally, officer, projects, service

Replies: 4
Views: 1,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2010 06:44 PM; by elvenrune

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New Amusement Park

Started by joe greiner, 14th July 2010 10:04 PM

action, affirmative, allay, amusement, arranger, artifacts, budget, commissioners, companys, concerns, construction, cpa, dis-sociated, discrimination, display, includes, incorporated, international, justin, loan, memorial, officer, paradises, park, press, projects, rachel, silver, stated, thyme

Replies: 0
Views: 1,528

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 10:04 PM; by joe greiner

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WOODIES JOKES

The Birthday?

Started by issatree, 19th June 2010 01:16 AM

12th, 25th, birth, birthday, date, heard, issatree, joke, officer, policeman, pulls, sir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 10:31 AM; by tea lady

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WOODIES JOKES

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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WOODIES JOKES

Customer Service / Digital Printer experience

Started by Sebastiaan56, 10th May 2010 02:12 PM

adobe, articulate, attitude, busy, customer, digital, english, experience, flexible, hours, located, mum, officer, print, printer, provided, rtw, service, shop, silverwater, suit, suite, sydney, training

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2010 02:12 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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EMPLOYMENT

Ship's Mess

Started by Rodgera, 26th December 2009 07:34 AM

appetizing, cake, chaplain, cheerful, chocolate, cook, cooks, cut, eat, food, gonna, half, kid, leaned, line, looked, mess, officer, piece, rest, sailor, served, service, ship, smiled, specialist, talk, told, tray, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 06:16 PM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

It had to be a safety officer who did this

Started by jmk89, 2nd December 2009 04:58 PM

bad, esky, ffs, guy, ice, keeping, officer, plenty, safety, shop, story, video, watch

Replies: 5
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 05:41 PM; by Bob38S

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SAFETY

everyone thinks they are senile.

Started by wheelinround, 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM

andy, armored, attic, bag, beginning, canvassing, car, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, money, neighborhood, officer, officers, outta, pardon, partner, police, sally, school, senile, story, thinks, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,010

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2009 02:50 PM; by wheelinround

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WOODIES JOKES

Ray's night out

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 08:32 PM

6pm, evening, giving, hole, home, hours, lecture, local, morning, night, officer, ossifer, patrol, police, policeman, previous, ray, rays, replied, sarcastically, slurred, stopped, story, time, water, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:48 AM; by artme

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WOODIES JOKES

My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

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WOODIES JOKES

Blonde joke #3

Started by Rum Pig, 15th October 2009 11:09 AM

act, blonde, expect, guys, huff, joke, license, nicely, officer, police, replied, speeding, stops, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2009 11:09 AM; by Rum Pig

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WOODIES JOKES

Official Business

Started by Breslauer, 10th August 2009 11:56 PM

answers, badge, bit, bull, business, chores, fence, gaining, ground, hot, immediately, life, lungs, nods, officer, official, politely, questions, ranch, rancher, rcmp, running, runs, step, terrified, throws, tools, top, understand, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2009 11:56 PM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

3 day pass

Started by munruben, 15th June 2009 11:24 PM

3-day, approached, arab, arabs, army, border, commanding, crazy, day, enlisted, exchanged, flag, impressed, israeli, join, jumped, officer, pass, recognition, soldier, spectacular, tank, tanks, three-day, white

Replies: 3
Views: 1,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 09:23 PM; by sodastream

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WOODIES JOKES

Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Officer's First Patrol

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2009 02:54 PM

act, barked, bus, call, cars, casting, corner, direction, disperse, experienced, glances, intimidated, leave, officer, officers, official, partner, patrol, people, policeman, pretty, proud, puzzled, radio, replied, rookie, stop, telling, veteran, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 02:54 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

Financial Vocabulary

Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2009 11:17 AM

$240, archaic, assets, broker, correction, day, downgraded, equally, ex-wife, financial, institutional, investor, lawyer, locked, market, movement, nuthouse, officer, poor, profit, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, vocabulary, word, yahoo, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2009 11:17 AM; by Breslauer

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WOODIES JOKES

Kinda OT, but nearly true

Started by Gil Jones, 12th October 2008 04:32 AM

$240, aro-d, assets, broker, buy, cash, correction, day, disconnected, ex-wife, financial, flow, investor, kinda, lawyer, makes, market, money, movement, officer, phone, poor, selling, share, split, stock, stocks, sucker, true, yahoo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 06:09 AM; by Gil Jones

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

The Thinking Blonde

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th July 2008 08:49 AM

alights, annoyed, approaches, approaching, arrives, blonde, boot, calmly, car, cardboard, constable, demands, disabled, emergency, explanation, flashers, flat, helloooooo, obscene, officer, pictures, police, road, stands, takes, thinking, traffic, tyre, vehicle, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2008 08:19 AM; by rrich

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WOODIES JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 28th June 2008 09:42 AM

bank, criminal, dressed, interviewing, manager, notice, officer, police, replies, robbed, robbery, time, times, unusual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2008 04:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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WOODIES JOKES

Police dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 02:49 PM

allan, bilingual, calendar, completing, condition, difficulty, dog, firstly, highly, interview, john, looked, meow, months, munruben, obstacle, officer, physical, police, poodle, qualified, romped, station, stole, stress, test, testing, tests, type, vacancy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 07:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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WOODIES JOKES

Myer's Lack Of Service

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2008 08:48 PM

accounts, advice, aware, bosses, cashier, cheers, customer, feedback, foot, ignore, issues, lack, levels, local, myer, noticed, officer, personally, ratio, recently, require, sale, service, shooting, situation, store, stress, time, tonight, xmas

Replies: 13
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 05:16 PM; by jerryc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

How to stuff Speed Radar

Started by wheelinround, 1st March 2008 05:56 PM

alert, approaching, automatically, complete, computer, detected, equipment, file, hostile, incident, laconic, locked, message, missile, officer, officers, presence, raaf, radar, reply, speed, speeding, stuff, style, subsequently, tactical, to-ground, tornado, true, williamtown

Replies: 14
Views: 2,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2008 08:31 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH WOODWORK

Police harrassment

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 08:08 PM

books, california, cars, codes, cop, cops, couple, day, driving, fast, focus, folks, guy, harass, harassed, harassing, harassment, harrassment, officer, people, person, police, reason, running, shift, single, special, time, town, traffic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:56 AM; by Eli

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WOODIES JOKES

Ship ahoy!

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th January 2008 10:04 AM

ahoy, allan, answers, decided, join, navy, officer, recruiting, ship, ships, swim, talking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 10:04 AM; by Barry Hicks

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WOODIES JOKES

Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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WOODIES JOKES

Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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WOODIES JOKES

Got done for drink driving

Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM

batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

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WOODIES JOKES

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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WOODIES JOKES

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