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    Default Alan and his buddies go to dinner

    Alan and a group of his 50 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and nice boobs.

    5 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.

    5 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

    5 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant is easily accessible and they even have an elevator.

    5 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant

    because they have never been there before.
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    Cheers John

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    To quote Larry the Cable Guy "That's funny right there"

    May I borrow it?
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    I just finished child-proofing our house - but they still get inside.

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    Wait, what was the question?
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    That was "discussting" John.

    Allan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    That was "discussting" John.

    Allan
    Al, big words and banana benders don't mix - Eh
    Have a good one
    Keith

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