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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,360
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Golfisms

    Started by fenderbelly, 24th August 2011 10:55 AM
    answered, ball, balls, billy, club, day, eighteen, game, golf, golfisms, graham, hard, hit, holes, lie, lost, match, meet, people, pick, play, playing, prayers, remember, rolling, round, sportsmanship, throw, time, woods
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,636
    BEKKY
    25th August 2011, 05:45 PM Go to last post

  2. reincarnation

    Started by texx, 20th August 2011 07:20 PM
    ,then, black, cow, day, listening, reincarnation, talking, time, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,078
    BEKKY
    21st August 2011, 06:21 PM Go to last post

  3. Thought for the day:

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 20th August 2011 08:20 PM
    day, parachute, skydive, thought
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,054
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    20th August 2011, 08:20 PM Go to last post

  4. Drinkin' n' drivin'

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2011 06:14 PM
    alcoholic, allan, arrived, brushes, bus, buses, car, dinner, drink, drinkin, drinks, driven, drivin, home, jump, law, life, limit, night, note, people, ray, real, safely, surprise, wheel, wheelin
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,451
    Allan at Wallan
    20th August 2011, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  5. The Olympics in London

    Started by fenderbelly, 17th August 2011 10:39 PM
    2012, athletes, bike, boxing, break, ceremony, community, competitors, cycling, event, events, flame, hammer, home, husband, include, local, london, metres, olympics, organised, owned, police, stadium, support, swimming, synchronised, traditional, van, wife
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,705
    fenderbelly
    19th August 2011, 10:57 PM Go to last post

  6. Talking So Sad

    Started by gawdelpus, 17th August 2011 11:06 AM
    around., bagpipes, car, door, family, finished, friends., funeral, gather, heard, heart, homeless, lost, lunches, nothin, play, played, poor, putting, sad, septic, service, soul, started, tanks, twenty, weep, wept, workers, years.
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,454
    Sawdust Maker
    19th August 2011, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  7. Medical Rounds

    Started by Rodgera, 13th August 2011 05:09 PM
    arched, doctor, fibula, left, limp, limps, medical, michael, patient, ponders, radically, rounds, student, students, suppose, tibia, x-ray
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,161
    fenderbelly
    17th August 2011, 10:20 AM Go to last post

  8. How To Stop Church Gossip

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM
    business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,216
    Ozkaban
    17th August 2011, 09:11 AM Go to last post

  9. How NOT to Drive a Dump Truck

    Started by joe greiner, 13th August 2011 07:43 PM
    drive, dump, oops, truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,892
    popawisky
    15th August 2011, 01:06 PM Go to last post

  10. A pretty young blonde

    Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2011 10:34 AM
    backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, don’t, driver, emphatically, finger, hear, impress, labrador, local, lot, nearby, parking, pretty, pulled, remain, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, walked, windows, young, “park”
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,218
    fenderbelly
    15th August 2011, 10:34 AM Go to last post

  11. Package for the PM

    Started by Chief Tiff, 11th August 2011 10:09 PM
    ahem, average, fecal, gillard, julia, material, package, parcels, receives, sending, week
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,385
    Big Shed
    14th August 2011, 09:20 PM Go to last post

  12. Last wishes

    Started by popawisky, 13th August 2011 12:07 PM
    agreed, amen, arrived, choose, christ, father, gillard, hand, hospital, jesus, julia, julia’s, lord, lying, minister, nurse, pattern, people, priest, priests, prime, replied, saviour, serenity, slowly, thieves;, treasurer, wayne, win, wishes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,326
    Rodgera
    13th August 2011, 05:20 PM Go to last post

  13. The ever amusing eBay

    Started by andrewr79, 13th August 2011 12:17 AM
    2000w, 250mm, amusing, apartment, assuming, author, compound, condition, ebay, extremely, eye, female, found, gmc, interweb, laser, lifetime, listing, mitre, moving, owned, red, sale, travels
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,511
    andrewr79
    13th August 2011, 04:29 PM Go to last post

  14. Best Coffee

    Started by joe greiner, 11th August 2011 09:02 PM
    admitted, brew, camera, carry, caught, cheers, coffee, driver, gas, georgia, joe, monday, person, sale, simpler, station, tanker, truck
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,476
    RedShirtGuy
    11th August 2011, 09:34 PM Go to last post

  15. Jokes to woodies

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2011 06:14 PM
    alland, hope, jokes, laugh, mates, pun, puns, ten, woodie, woodies
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,215
    Cliff Rogers
    11th August 2011, 10:36 AM Go to last post

  16. I genuinely have no idea...

    Started by Ozkaban, 9th August 2011 04:48 PM
    genuinely, idea, means, suggestions
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,419
    Ozkaban
    11th August 2011, 09:05 AM Go to last post

  17. Floor 'sanding'

    Started by Ozkaban, 9th August 2011 04:36 PM
    anding, award, candidate, club, darwin, dollars, finishing, floor, redecorating, sanding, sense
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,381
    Scott
    9th August 2011, 06:59 PM Go to last post

  18. Thought for the Day

    Started by Ozkaban, 9th August 2011 04:50 PM
    complimenting, cool, day, insulting, socialise, thought, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,048
    fenderbelly
    9th August 2011, 05:24 PM Go to last post

  19. golden syrup

    Started by texx, 5th August 2011 04:40 PM
    attention, bald, company, complaint, cover, days, dear, drawing, dress, emphasizing, enclosed, fancy, golden, harden, head, incandescent, leg, letter, note, outfit, parcel, rage, receives, sir, strong, syrup, tin, toffee, wooden, writes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,361
    Old-Biker-UK
    8th August 2011, 08:39 AM Go to last post

  20. Kevin Rudd's surgery report

    Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2011 09:56 PM
    cardiac, chest, daggers, found, hair, kevin, read, red, report, rudd, rudds, surgeons, surgery
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,183
    pajeronj
    7th August 2011, 08:31 PM Go to last post

  21. The Tree Of Life

    Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2011 11:31 AM
    close, life, treasure, tree
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,150
    Rodgera
    6th August 2011, 11:31 AM Go to last post

  22. Non-hostile Takeover

    Started by Rodgera, 30th July 2011 10:51 AM
    businessman, buy, can;t, care, charge, desk, easy, everyday, factories, family, father-in-law, half, hate, industry, learn, meeting, minute, money-making, nonhostile, office, operation, operations, owner, replied, son-in-law, stand, stuck, successful, takeover, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,319
    Christos
    5th August 2011, 10:08 AM Go to last post

  23. Guard Dog

    Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM
    approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,305
    wheelinround
    28th July 2011, 01:46 PM Go to last post

  24. Being politically correct !!!

    Started by bullfright, 28th July 2011 07:39 AM
    alternative, bad, beer, caucasian, cleavage, climate, correct, cost, crack, dancer, destinations, developed, due, facility, grain, gut, hanging, inversion, investigates, liquid, lost, overly, pants, political, politically, provider, rear, speak, storage, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,336
    bullfright
    28th July 2011, 07:39 AM Go to last post

  25. Doctor's advice

    Started by chrisb691, 27th July 2011 10:38 AM
    achieve, advice, bludy, boc, botle, choclez, dem, dhis, doctor, doctors, fablus, feeel, fel, finish, finished, haf, idr, ienner, morning, ned, orn, peace, pisss, plaese, pock, prungles, sned, started, whiskee, wum
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,226
    Bushmiller
    27th July 2011, 09:31 PM Go to last post

  26. Night Fears

    Started by rayintheuk, 24th July 2011 06:54 PM
    awful, barman, bed, bought, bucks, cure, cured, cut, doctor, dollars, eighty, fears, happy, legs, local, lot, mere, money, night, pub, ray, rid, saved, street, ten, times, told, van, visit, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,283
    Rodgera
    24th July 2011, 10:55 PM Go to last post

  27. Have you ever wondered?

    Started by chambezio, 24th July 2011 12:48 PM
    alphabet, baby, bum, cold, control, corn, dogs, eat, erect, fours, goofy, harder, idea, leave, light, obstetrician, oil, people, person, pluto, quizzes, quizzical, remains, remote, stand, stop, tests, twinkle, undressd, wondered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,264
    chambezio
    24th July 2011, 12:48 PM Go to last post

  28. Nicked knickers

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd July 2011 08:37 PM
    allan, bothered, clothes, door, knickers, line, neighbour, nicked, pair, pegs, return, stolen, twelve, woman
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,373
    Rodgera
    24th July 2011, 09:01 AM Go to last post

  29. Math Test

    Started by Rodgera, 23rd July 2011 10:38 AM
    bucks, computer, dad, dads, dollars, joe, math, news, nodded, passed, remember, saved, study, test, told, twenty, walked
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,175
    Rodgera
    23rd July 2011, 10:38 AM Go to last post

  30. Friendly Encouragement

    Started by Rodgera, 19th July 2011 10:20 AM
    bit, brother, buddy, busily, complaining, couch, day, encouragement, encouraging, fenderbelly, friendly, game, hates, looked, loves, moaned, mom, occupied, passed, people, playing, self-pitying, stretched, tough, true, well-deserved, word, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,230
    Allan at Wallan
    22nd July 2011, 08:30 PM Go to last post

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