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27th July 2011, 10:38 AM #1
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Doctor's advice
Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, So I looked around my house to see things I's started and hadnt finished, then I finished off a bottle of vodka, a bodle of Whiskee, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, and boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now, Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov ienner pisss
Chris
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27th July 2011, 08:24 PM #2
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Problem is I looked around and found:
kitchen cupboard door needs finishing, wardrobe door needs a quick whisk with a plane, finish the bookcase ...regards
Nick
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27th July 2011, 09:31 PM #3
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I would like to be with Chrisb, but regrettably I'm with you SM on this one
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