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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,075
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Post sniffer dog

    Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM
    aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,938
    Iain
    10th May 2001, 11:23 AM Go to last post

  2. Post VIRUS WARNING:

    Started by DonN, 8th May 2001 07:12 PM
    action, address, afraid, beer, bin, book, brain, coat, corrupted, deleted, document, drag, email, form, friends, life, lift, message, nearest, paper-document, pints, receive, recycle, relevance, send, simply>, skip, times, virus, warning
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,406
    DonN
    8th May 2001, 07:12 PM Go to last post

  3. Post for women only

    Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 11:01 AM
    answered, clothes, day, door, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, incredulous, looked, lounging, pajamas, piles, quickly, reply, serious, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, toys, wife, women, world, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,140
    Gino
    4th May 2001, 11:01 AM Go to last post

  4. Post Please forgive me for this one

    Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:55 AM
    1000, absolutely, bag, balls, bank, bet, bets, carrying, cash, checked, checking, confident, forgive, front, lady, lawyer, lot, mirror, money, nervous, night, office, president, presidents, replied, spent, square, win, witness
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,015
    Gino
    4th May 2001, 10:55 AM Go to last post

  5. Post Actual trial in the UK.

    Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:47 AM
    accident, actual, advertisement, amused, boarded, bus, coming, control, dismissed, dunlop, dust, fourth, gold, liniment, move, moved, noticing, pregnant, prevented, read, rubber, sat, shaving, sloans, stick, swelling, trial, trick, twins, williams
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,340
    Gino
    4th May 2001, 10:47 AM Go to last post

  6. Post mother and son

    Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:43 AM
    added, bitch, bitches, boy, child, continue, delay, hand, heard, hears, hope, hour, hours, journey, kitchen, language, luggage, mother, pissed, playing, pleasant, ride, riding, smile, son, sons, stop, train, trip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,396
    Gino
    4th May 2001, 10:43 AM Go to last post

  7. Post Little Old Lady

    Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:39 AM
    biker, chimney, cigarettes, cigars, club, couple, day, drink, evening, fuzz, impressed, join, joints, lady, local, meet, minute, nipples, nope, packs, picked, pool, question, replies, shooting, smoke, swung, table, times, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,491
    Gino
    4th May 2001, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  8. Wink Hope this getpast the censors!

    Started by Island Ape, 4th May 2001 01:37 AM
    ash, beech, begins, birch, censors, expert, friends, getpast, grow, growing, hope, lands, pecker, piece, replies, sapling, son, takes, tall, taste, tree, trees, woodpecker, woods
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,250
    RETIRED
    4th May 2001, 08:27 AM Go to last post

  9. Post doggy joke

    Started by Gino, 1st May 2001 09:08 PM
    answered, beam, bell, bird, burglar, clicked, corner, doggy, finally, flashlight, frantically, freaked, heard, jesus, joke, laughed, light, moses, parrot, people, promptly, rest, rotweiller, shined, source, squawked, valuables, voice, warn, watching
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    1st May 2001, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  10. Talking Secret mens business (or history of the world)

    Started by Iain, 30th April 2001 08:13 AM
    business, expletive, history, laugh, mens, remove, secret, world
    • Replies: 0
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    Iain
    30th April 2001, 08:13 AM Go to last post

  11. Wink Great Widoms

    Started by Shane Watson, 26th April 2001 12:33 PM
    bad, bug, criticize, day, days, double, experience, fish, fold, great, half, judgment, lot, mile, money, mouth, person, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, spurs, squat, time, truth, walk, widoms, windshield, worry, worth
    • Replies: 0
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    Shane Watson
    26th April 2001, 12:33 PM Go to last post

  12. Post story with a moral

    Started by Gino, 25th April 2001 11:32 PM
    answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, hed, hideous, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighboring, night, noble, price, question, replied, round, spoke, story, table, time, wedding, witch, woman
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    25th April 2001, 11:32 PM Go to last post

  13. Post Bumface.

    Started by RETIRED, 22nd April 2001 11:57 AM
    beauty, body, bumface, cheek, darling, day, dear, doctor, donate, emotion, friends, husband, ian, kiss, matter, mother, offered, overcome, relatives, repay, replied, robbo, robertson, sacrifice, skin, skinny, suitable, time, womans, youthful
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,303
    John Saxton
    23rd April 2001, 08:40 PM Go to last post

  14. Smile Last Names

    Started by oges, 19th April 2001 07:00 PM
    authority, baker, breakdown, breeds, call, darling, day, employees, familiarity, guy, john, jones, leads, mamby-pamby, manager, names, noticed, office, refer, referred, replied, robertson, scowled, sighed, smith, straight, told
    • Replies: 5
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    John Saxton
    21st April 2001, 08:01 PM Go to last post

  15. Post For those that work in an office.

    Started by Gino, 20th April 2001 05:42 PM
    annoyed, boss, bosses, call, caught, computer, costanza, document, documents, george, hands, hardworking, heading, hours, impatient, impression, late, live, lots, magazines, mail, observer, office, people, pile, read, send, voice, walk, work
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    20th April 2001, 05:42 PM Go to last post

  16. Cool Helpful Aussies

    Started by oges, 19th April 2001 07:02 PM
    400, aussies, australia, beer, bottles, cargo, chasing, circumstances, claimed, convictions, counted, delivery, donned, doubt, dove, eportedly, gear, helpful, inspector, people, police, proclaimed, retrieve, river, scuba, stan, straight, sydney, theft, truck
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,659
    Iain
    20th April 2001, 08:16 AM Go to last post

  17. Post canibals

    Started by Gino, 19th April 2001 01:48 PM
    a#%hole, appalled, blows, brains, canibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, exploring, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, head, horrible, jabbing, jungle, news, pistol, poison, puzzled, queen, save, screams, shrugs, starts, takes, yorker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,167
    Gino
    19th April 2001, 01:48 PM Go to last post

  18. Post Young couple

    Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:17 PM
    admits, aerial, bit, couple, disease, doctor, doctoring, embarrassed, exclaims, fester, girl, head, knowingly, left, marks, nodding, proceeded, punchline, session, sex, starting, takes, van, wait, whip, whipping, worst, wounds, yells, young
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,476
    John Saxton
    18th April 2001, 09:27 PM Go to last post

  19. Post kermit jagger

    Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:26 PM
    approaches, bank, borrow, called, claims, collateral, consult, disappears, elephant, explains, frog, holds, jagger, kermit, knick-knack, loan, love, manager, mans, masterpiece, office, pattie, pink, real, rolling, stone, tiny, whack, world
    • Replies: 0
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    Gino
    18th April 2001, 03:26 PM Go to last post

  20. Post frog + princess

    Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:04 PM
    bear, castle, children, chuckled, clean, clothes, cream, dining, frog, happy, housekeeping, legs, lightly, marry, meals, mother, night, onion, prepare, prince, princess, repaste, sauce, sautéed, seasoned, setup, sweet, white, wine, yon
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,473
    Gino
    18th April 2001, 03:20 PM Go to last post

  21. Post Funny signs

    Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 10:09 PM
    appointment, car, charge, coming, company, door, feet, fence, funny, hear, heels, minutes, miss, muffler, office, payment, pizza, podiatrists, push, send, shop, signs, sit, stuff, time, truck, veterinarians, waiting, window, wounds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,435
    Gino
    9th April 2001, 10:09 PM Go to last post

  22. Post Quasimotto

    Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 10:00 PM
    accidentally, arms, backpack, bell, crawls, crowd, dazed, falls, feet, figure, finally, guy, head, jumping, multiple, numerous, packpack, produces, quasimoto, quasimotto, rang, retire, ring, rung, runs, slides, starts, stumbles, times, trampoline
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,387
    Gino
    9th April 2001, 10:00 PM Go to last post

  23. Post Bats

    Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 09:58 PM
    bat, bats, blood, cave, excitedly, f%#ing, finally, flapping, frenzy, fresh, hanging, hassling, hugeforest, milled, night, oak, parked, pretty, river, roof, screamed, sleep, slowed, smelt, tongues, tree, trees, valley, vampire, yesthe
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,179
    Gino
    9th April 2001, 09:58 PM Go to last post

  24. Post WOODWORKER AND HIS HELPER

    Started by ken yates, 8th April 2001 02:39 PM
    anvil, arm, bucket, carry, chicken, chickens, clerk, directions, duck, ground, hand, hardware, hell, helper, hold, lady, left, material, meets, molest, project, set, starts, store, supposed, takes, tells, thatll, thinking, woodworker
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,265
    ken yates
    8th April 2001, 02:39 PM Go to last post

  25. Cool What I've Learned As I've Matured

    Started by DonN, 7th April 2001 06:55 PM
    99%, assholes, build, care, celebrities, destroy, f%@, fades, hope, hot, house, joke, kids, languages, learned, life, lot, love, matured, money, passion, people, proof, relationship, stalk, steamy, suspicion, takes, time, trust
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,242
    DonN
    7th April 2001, 06:55 PM Go to last post

  26. Post a carlin special

    Started by ken yates, 7th April 2001 01:57 PM
    called, carlin, chinese, cleaners, confused, cowboys, debarked, denoted, deposed, depressed, deranged, dry, electricians, enjoy, fed, forks, models, mothers, musicians, penny, people, person, sentence, special, surgeons, tree, ups, whack, wise, wondered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,154
    ken yates
    7th April 2001, 01:57 PM Go to last post

  27. Post Adam & God (another sexist joke)

    Started by Gino, 6th April 2001 08:52 AM
    adam, admit, arm, care, clothing, companion, cook, cost, disagreement, discover, food, freely, gather, god, headache, history, joke, leg, love, nag, passion, replied, rest, rib, sexist, shell, talk, wash, woman, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,189
    Gino
    6th April 2001, 08:52 AM Go to last post

  28. Post Beautiful

    Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:56 PM
    banquet, beautiful, beautifulin, beautifully, called, censors, cheers, dinner, dress, excellent, father, hands, ing, johnno, johnny.sigh, looked, michael, mother, mummy, night, planned, sentence, sister, teacher, told, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,611
    John Saxton
    5th April 2001, 10:56 PM Go to last post

  29. Post Straight 'a's

    Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:05 PM
    cheers, class, complete, entire, exam, excuses, exhaustion, guess, hand, head, johnno, laughter, restored, sexual, shakes, silence, smiles, snickering, stifle, straight, student, suffering, sweetly, sympathetically, teacher, tolerate, tomorrow, utter, write
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,262
    John Saxton
    5th April 2001, 10:05 PM Go to last post

  30. Post This is not a joke

    Started by Gino, 30th March 2001 04:54 PM
    beverage, birds, blends, brand, center, cigar, drink, drinks, dunhill, einstein, green, horse, house, joke, lives, living, milk, neighbor, norwegian, owner, owners, person, pet, rears, riddle, smoke, smokes, solve, water, yellow
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,500
    Gino
    5th April 2001, 04:36 PM Go to last post

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