This man and his helper were working on a project when the man needed some material from the hardware store.
He asked his helper to go and get a bucket, a duck, an anvil and two chickens.
He says O K
He gets to the store and tells the clerk I need a bucket, a duck, an anvil and two chickens.
Clerk says O K
Helper gets to thinking, how am I going to carry all this back, so he says to the clerk, tell me how I'm supposed to carry all this back. The clerk says I'll tell you how. Put the duck in the bucket and carry it in your left hand, carry the anvil in your right hand and carry a chicken under each arm.

He says that'll work and takes off.
Outside he meets this little old lady asking for directions so he starts to give her directions then says well
I'm going by there why don't you just go with me.
She says no, I'd better not.
He says why not?
She says you could molest me.
He says no way I won't molest you.
She says yes you COULD molest me.
He says lady how in the hell could I molest you with a chicken under each arm, an anvil in my right hand
and a duck in a bucket in my left hand?

She says I'll tell you how! Put the duck on the ground, put the bucket over the duck, set the anvil on the bucket, and I'LL HOLD THE CHICKENS!