A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.

"Now class,I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here tomorrow,I might consider a nuclear attack,a serious personal injury or illness or a death in your immediate family-but that's it,no other excuses."

A smart-**** in the in the back of the roomraises his hand and asks,"What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class does it's best to stifle their laughter and snickering and when the silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student and shakes her head, and sweetly says,"Well,I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

Cheers



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Johnno