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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 77,383
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,616
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,521
    • Views: 234,762
    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The funniest thing since I bumped my head this morning.

    Started by derekcohen, 19th February 2005 08:02 PM
    bumped, check, derek, funniest, head, morning, perth, thing
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,361
    Bruce Micheal
    20th February 2005, 05:30 PM Go to last post

  2. Hey check this out

    Started by Harry72, 18th February 2005 03:50 PM
    check, forum, fun, hey, load, page, pages, people, photo, thread
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,604
    MikeL
    18th February 2005, 09:10 PM Go to last post

  3. Moved: Neanderkid

    Started by Groggy, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    neanderkid
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  4. At the dentist (2)

    Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:33 PM
    anaesthetic, bloke, bush, caught, chain, continues, dentist, dentists, extracted, imagine, insistence, life, molar, pain, painful, patient, rabbit, ran, recommends, refuse, refuses, relieve, short, squatted, takes, telling, testicles, time, trap, trots
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,372
    Wood Butcher
    17th February 2005, 09:18 PM Go to last post

  5. At the dentist (1)

    Started by AlexS, 17th February 2005 04:26 PM
    anaesthetic, bloke, blue, check, checks, continues, dentist, dentists, drilling, drills, filling, hang, hell, insists, intend, patient, pill, pleas, prepares, refuse, start, starts, teeth, tells, viagra
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,823
    RETIRED
    17th February 2005, 09:08 PM Go to last post

  6. True bravery (or stupidity)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 17th February 2005 12:01 AM
    arriving, assaulted, boys, bravery, broom, cleaning, door, drunk, flying, girlfriend, guts, home, late, met, night, stinking, stupidity, true, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,443
    Cliff Rogers
    17th February 2005, 01:14 PM Go to last post

  7. The Nurse..........

    Started by Iain, 17th February 2005 09:32 AM
    announced, appears, auxiliary, bed, bedclothes, black, embarrassed, hands, longstanding, mask, moved, mumbles, nurse, oxygen, pajama, pajamas, penis, pulled, replaced, replies, results, sister, sponge, test, testicles, trousers, undaunted, wash, whipped, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,356
    Iain
    17th February 2005, 09:32 AM Go to last post

  8. The Shelf that Rearranged a Workshop

    Started by Groggy, 11th February 2005 04:51 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    adjust, alert, arm, compressor, cuts, day, field, hand, head, hour, inside, laughing, level, measure, move, moved, notice, rearranged, red, sheet, shelf, shop, sliding, swmbo, swmboette, table, thankfully, timber, wall, workshop
    • Replies: 16
    • Views: 3,164
    Wayne Davy
    16th February 2005, 10:38 PM Go to last post

  9. Afew...........enjoy

    Started by gatiep, 15th February 2005 11:00 PM
    afew, afewenjoy, anymore, bodys, die, eggs, empty, enjoy, female, happy, impersonator, laughing, living, male, mine, morning, naked, seat, services, sit, stay, temple, unfertilised, world
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,349
    gatiep
    16th February 2005, 12:56 AM Go to last post

  10. Email to B&Q (UK equivalent of Bunnings)

    Started by simon c, 14th February 2005 09:36 AM
    2004, 28th, ago, arrive, arriving, b&q, bandq, bunnings, congratulations, copy, customer, days, e-mail, email, equivalent, kitchen, leave, miles, november, received, recent, round, sailing, services, solo, sponsors, warehouse, world, yacht
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 2,048
    simon c
    14th February 2005, 09:36 AM Go to last post

  11. Post Typoglycemia

    Started by Jim Carroll, 10th February 2005 08:27 PM
    amzanig, awlyas, bcuseae, blveiee, cdnuolt, cmabrigde, deos, ervey, huamn, huh, ipmorantt, istlef, lteter, mnid, mses, porbelm, raed, rghit, rset, sitll, slpeling, taht, taotl, tihs, typoglycemia, uinervtisy, wlohe, wouthit, wrod, yaeh
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,860
    echnidna
    13th February 2005, 09:37 PM Go to last post

  12. Hilarious - memo from the Queen Elizabeth II

    Started by gatiep, 8th February 2005 01:33 AM
    97.85%, allowed, america, american, aware, baseball, beer, borders, british, called, calling, carry, chips, elizabeth, english, football, french, fries, game, guns, hilarious, learn, letter, memo, play, prices, queen, referred, usa, world
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,051
    gold leader
    9th February 2005, 07:47 PM Go to last post

  13. Keep it by the phone

    Started by craigb, 9th February 2005 02:21 PM
    phone
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,655
    PaulS
    9th February 2005, 02:29 PM Go to last post

  14. Italian Wedding

    Started by gatiep, 8th February 2005 01:36 AM
    anda, basket, beautiful, biga, boomada, car, cigar, club, conductore, dining, disa, eat, everytinga, finger, hisa, italian, luigi, luncha, musta, nice, nofolka, smokina, start, trip, vino, virginia, waga, walka, wasa, wedding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,183
    gatiep
    8th February 2005, 01:36 AM Go to last post

  15. Do the hokey pokey

    Started by Christopha, 3rd February 2005 06:46 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    banish, blessed, canst, commence, dervish, doubt, fervid, foot, gyration, heavens, hips, hoke, hokey, hokey-poke, left, mad, poke, pokey, release, spin, style, surely, swirl, thou, thy, tis, verily, wanton, wilde, writhe
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 3,680
    scooter
    7th February 2005, 10:24 PM Go to last post

  16. Perfect For The Job

    Started by simon c, 7th February 2005 10:01 AM
    center, chef, company, discovered, draining, factory, figured, finally, fisherman, fit, found, future, grind, historian, income, job, live, maintenance, managed, net, perfect, pool, professional, quit, realized, retired, shoe, starbucks, steady, workout
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,700
    beejay1
    7th February 2005, 07:06 PM Go to last post

  17. Out front of the Craporium

    Started by Grunt, 5th February 2005 10:27 PM
    craporium, front
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,484
    echnidna
    6th February 2005, 06:49 PM Go to last post

  18. Talking Social Tips for Rednecks

    Started by DPB, 2nd February 2005 09:27 AM
    ago, approaching, babies, beer, bride, characters, choice, crying, establish, etiquette, funeral, gift, hear, kissing, livestock, monday, parents, poor, proven, rednecks, screen, social, tacky, talking, tests, time, tips, wedding, weddings, wine
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,960
    Kev Y.
    6th February 2005, 09:50 AM Go to last post

  19. Ring a bell??

    Started by fxst, 4th February 2005 04:48 PM
    access, account, appointment, arrangement, automatic, bank, bell, call, caused, check, choose, computer, contact, employee, financial, form, funds, living, menu, occasion, options, password, person, personally, phone, query, required, ring, service, transfer
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,890
    RETIRED
    6th February 2005, 02:28 AM Go to last post

  20. Collecting Wood

    Started by Grunt, 5th February 2005 10:16 PM
    collecting, wood
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,396
    Grunt
    5th February 2005, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  21. eye disease??

    Started by fxst, 5th February 2005 08:30 PM
    behave, check, christopa, disease, eye, pete, prudes
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,854
    AlexS
    5th February 2005, 10:19 PM Go to last post

  22. All Bull

    Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:14 AM
    365, attached, blonde, bored, broke, bull, capital, cheesed, completely, couple, cow, day, elbow, excited, grin, husband, husbands, keeper, learn, letters, looked, mated, nodded, pen, ribs, sign, stopped, times, walked, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,456
    gatiep
    5th February 2005, 02:14 AM Go to last post

  23. A man named Bob.......

    Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM
    1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,365
    gatiep
    5th February 2005, 02:13 AM Go to last post

  24. Wonder drug for depression

    Started by Iain, 4th February 2005 08:23 AM
    depression, drug
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,327
    Iain
    4th February 2005, 08:23 AM Go to last post

  25. The Rose Garden (a.k.a. The Mower Incident)

    Started by Groggy, 29th January 2005 08:46 PM
    aka, band, bit, confused, cups, dog, ear, earmuffs, ears, finished, front, garden, hearing, hit, incident, legs, mower, protectors, repairing, ride-on, rose, runs, shot, son, stop, swmbo, tail, time, tractor, trees
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 3,069
    baseball
    1st February 2005, 10:25 PM Go to last post

  26. The Rose Garden - Part Two

    Started by Groggy, 1st February 2005 08:38 PM
    called, dog, door, drive, ear, front, gap, garden, guy, hit, home, huh, inside, minutes, mower, nods, phone, property, questions, ride-on, rose, sale, shop, speed, swearing, swmbo, truck, ute, wall, wheels
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,759
    Groggy
    1st February 2005, 08:38 PM Go to last post

  27. Family Law

    Started by Iain, 1st February 2005 08:19 AM
    bar, belong, candy, chair, children, custody, divorce, dollar, family, judge, law, local, machine, moment, mountain, mountaineer, remote, replied, retain, rose, scene, section, silence, slowly, story, tiny, village, virginia, west, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,488
    Iain
    1st February 2005, 08:19 AM Go to last post

  28. Animals

    Started by simon c, 31st January 2005 10:11 AM
    ambidextrous, animals, average, body, cockroach, days, difference, elephants, energy, head, hmmmmmm, home, jump, left-handed, length, life, live, minutes, months, muscle, people, pig, produced, right-handed, sex, split, taste, times, tongue, yelled
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,775
    simon c
    31st January 2005, 07:35 PM Go to last post

  29. Diary of a K1W1 in Brisbane

    Started by vsquizz, 27th January 2005 10:42 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    bloody, blow, brisbane, car, cat, damn, diary, hair, heat, hell, home, hot, house, humidity, k1w1, kitty, leather, live, november, october, palms, pool, repairman, smells, stupid, sun, sunny, temperature, warm, week
    • Replies: 29
    • Views: 3,641
    Termite
    31st January 2005, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  30. Dancing

    Started by Baz, 30th January 2005 05:37 PM
    anticipation, beginning, bobby, bobbys, called, carrie, carries, daddy, dancing, date, door, escorts, evening, eyes, father, front, house, light, minutes, night, plan, pretty, ready, rushes, screw, screw;, shell, slams, spring, twist
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,162
    Baz
    30th January 2005, 05:37 PM Go to last post

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