B&Q were the sponsors of the recent round the world solo sailing. Here is a copy of an e-mail received by B&Q customer services:

Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?