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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
    57 Pages •
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 77,383
    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,616
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. English signs in foreign countries

    Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 04:47 PM
    countries, english, foreign, signs
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,260
    Iain
    1st June 2005, 08:47 AM Go to last post

  2. Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

    Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM
    .thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 5,748
    Kev Y.
    31st May 2005, 11:51 PM Go to last post

  3. Ah Romance MK II( has MK I)

    Started by Baz, 31st May 2005 09:31 PM
    agrees, bedding, call, date, dinner, door, drops, encyclopaedia, evening, excellent, garden, hard, huge, iirobbo, knocks, lady, looked, lovely, night, rambling, romance, rose, slaps, stunned, success, suited, takes, time, tomorrow, wall
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,259
    ozwinner
    31st May 2005, 10:01 PM Go to last post

  4. How to spot a millionaire

    Started by Ashore, 30th May 2005 11:52 PM
    cliff, inspired, memory, millionaire, picture, spot, thousand, times, words, worth
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,717
    Ashore
    31st May 2005, 02:04 PM Go to last post

  5. When you grow old...

    Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM
    1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,577
    AlexS
    31st May 2005, 01:09 PM Go to last post

  6. During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners

    Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:46 PM
    bathroom, bill, class, darling, date, dear, excused, friend, good, hands, hope, intelligence, johnny, lady, manners, meet, michael, mine, minute, moment, nice, responded, rude, shake, students, supper, table, teach, teacher, word
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,342
    Phil Spencer
    30th May 2005, 09:15 PM Go to last post

  7. Essential Additions To The Workplace Vocabulary

    Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:51 PM
    404, additions, adminisphere, bill, children, clintons, cube, day, essential, farm, fraction, grand, jury, manager, mistake, o.j, organizational, potato, prime, rarefied, realize, stop, strip, testimony, time, trial, unable, vocabulary, watching, workplace
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,500
    Phil Spencer
    30th May 2005, 08:51 PM Go to last post

  8. clip clop

    Started by Iain, 30th May 2005 03:29 PM
    age, amish, bang, clip, clop, drive, saturdays, shooting, stolen
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,387
    flea1607
    30th May 2005, 03:45 PM Go to last post

  9. Smile The Bible - Internet Style............

    Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 09:09 AM
    abraham, abrahams, accused, bible, bought, brother, called, camel, deafening, dot, doth, drum, drums, hebrew, horsefly, internet, land, nomadic, price, replied, riches, sale, short, style, success, tent, thou, thy, town, trading
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,447
    AlexS
    30th May 2005, 01:01 PM Go to last post

  10. Its funny if you have read Kafka

    Started by Gingermick, 28th May 2005 12:55 AM
    2004, actual, bears, charged, coincidental, correctly, crimes, criminals, deployed, fiction, field, funny, issue, july, kafka, lawyers, named, observes, p.92, prison, questions, read, reading, reality, resemblance, scientist, speak, todays, vaguely, www.theregister.co.uk
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,809
    AlexS
    29th May 2005, 10:27 AM Go to last post

  11. Not an Irish Joke.

    Started by outback, 28th May 2005 05:50 PM
    bag, breaks, budgie, carrying, cliff, connor, dat, dere, dis, edge, fook, fookn, gerry, head, hits, irish, joke, jumping, paddy, paper, parrot, parrotshooting, pass, pet, seamus, sean, shakes, shop, takes, watches
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,429
    Bob Willson
    28th May 2005, 06:53 PM Go to last post

  12. Some Newfoundland humour

    Started by Breslauer, 26th May 2005 12:27 PM
    2 Pages •
    1 2
    approximately, astrologically, astronomically, billions, bryce, deduce, galaxies, humour, jokes, leo, lloyd, logically, meteorologically, millions, minute, missing, newfoundland, observe, planets, pondered, potentially, quarter, questioned, quiet, replied, saturn, simple, tells, tent, time
    • Replies: 18
    • Views: 3,571
    Ashore
    27th May 2005, 11:22 PM Go to last post

  13. Bravery

    Started by Iain, 27th May 2005 10:11 AM
    arriving, ass, assaulted, beer, bravery, broom, cleaning, collar, coming, flying, guts, guys, home, late, lipstick, night, perfume, slapping, smelling, true, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,058
    Iain
    27th May 2005, 10:11 AM Go to last post

  14. Taxes explained

    Started by Iain, 24th May 2005 09:02 AM
    3 Pages •
    1 2 3
    $10, $12, $18, $20, $59, bill, breaks, compare, cost, customers, dinner, dollar, eat, eighth, explained, free, night, ninth, paid, pay, saving, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, tenth, wealthy
    • Replies: 33
    • Views: 4,427
    vsquizz
    26th May 2005, 02:48 AM Go to last post

  15. Little Johnnie...

    Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:41 PM
    agrees, break, bucked, cries, daddy, gasping, glass, hang, hearing, hops, johnnie, johnny, lot, milkman, moaning, mommy, opportunity, passing, peeks, pretty, questions, ride, search, starts, stride, thumping, tight, town, uncomfortable, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,222
    AlexS
    25th May 2005, 10:41 PM Go to last post

  16. With apologies to Zed...

    Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM
    amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,307
    AlexS
    25th May 2005, 10:39 PM Go to last post

  17. Duties of Wives

    Started by Forest Gump, 25th May 2005 02:09 PM
    australian, boasted, bragged, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, jimmy, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, wives, woman
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,421
    Iain
    25th May 2005, 06:39 PM Go to last post

  18. Red face from the arkives

    Started by popawisky, 24th May 2005 12:01 AM
    ,like, agreed, arkives, ass, bestowed, budge, called, creator, donkey, explains, grant, horrified, life, lion, monkey, monkeying, normal, plenty, received, roared, sex, spare, spoke, ten, twenty, world
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,611
    popawisky
    24th May 2005, 12:01 AM Go to last post

  19. Smile too much reading

    Started by Breslauer, 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM
    ago, cell, day, days, drinking, eating, fifteen, healthy, heard, kill, meat, morning, phone, read, reading, red, sex, smoking, stay, stopped, twelve, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,243
    Breslauer
    23rd May 2005, 04:59 AM Go to last post

  20. Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

    Started by doublejay, 12th May 2005 11:20 AM
    account, apply, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, citibank, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, die, died, family, fax, fees, info, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, supervisor
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,851
    Ashore
    23rd May 2005, 01:28 AM Go to last post

  21. Pencil

    Started by DavidG, 12th May 2005 11:18 PM
    120-page, box, cable, call, characters, computer, error, found, hear, hold, internet, letters, manual, minutes, package, page, pages, password, pencil, privacy, program, ran, register, site, time, told, unique, user, voice, website
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,865
    Kev Y.
    23rd May 2005, 01:06 AM Go to last post

  22. The Old Fellows

    Started by OtakiriLad, 21st May 2005 10:01 PM
    80+, ago, erection, fellows, friend, girl, girls, guys, park, pretty, replies, sitting, watching
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,105
    Cliff Rogers
    23rd May 2005, 12:36 AM Go to last post

  23. New Olympic Sport

    Started by Grunt, 22nd May 2005 10:17 PM
    2mb, easily, offended, olympic, rude, size, sport, video
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,278
    Grunt
    22nd May 2005, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  24. Reflexes

    Started by Grunt, 22nd May 2005 10:14 PM
    bit, bothered, fun, microsoft, power, presentation, reflexes, site, view
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,096
    Grunt
    22nd May 2005, 10:14 PM Go to last post

  25. Smile Why I'm still a "Druggy"

    Started by Breslauer, 21st May 2005 03:18 AM
    druggy, drugs, generation, todays, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 5,833
    Breslauer
    21st May 2005, 03:18 AM Go to last post

  26. Apples and Wine...(sexist gripe)

    Started by Iain, 19th May 2005 04:54 PM
    acceptable, afraid, amazing, apples, begin, brave, climb, dinner, easy, falling, fine, grapes, gripe, ground, hurt, picked, reach, reality, sexist, share, stomp, top, tree, trees, wait, wine, winesexist, women, wrong
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,782
    Ashore
    20th May 2005, 10:31 PM Go to last post

  27. Not tonight, honey...

    Started by silentC, 18th May 2005 09:22 AM
    added, apparently, bracelet, buy, day, department, diamond, excited, feel, figured, hold, honey, jewelry, kill, love, pair, picked, satisfy, sex, sexual, shipwreck, shopping, short, started, tennis, testing, tonight, touch, woman, women
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,449
    Geoff Dean
    20th May 2005, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  28. The Parrot

    Started by rod1949, 19th May 2005 05:44 PM
    audience, captains, cruise, day, fate, finally, found, fourth, goody, hatred, hey, hiding, hold, magician, middle, oldy, parrot, piece, sank, sea, ship, stared, table, trick, tricks, understand, utter, week, wood, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,397
    rod1949
    19th May 2005, 05:44 PM Go to last post

  29. Newly Weds

    Started by Rebus, 19th May 2005 01:02 AM
    bathroom, bed, bliss, booked, boy, bridal, chances, confused, crash, eek, egg, eggs, hard, head, helmet, hit, married, minutes, newly, night, preparing, reception, sitting, spoon, suite, taking, ten, time, wearing, weds
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,390
    Rebus
    19th May 2005, 01:02 AM Go to last post

  30. Talking Giving 100%

    Started by Forest Gump, 18th May 2005 01:50 PM
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7, 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5, 100%, 103%, 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5, 118%, 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20, 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11, 96%, 98%, a-s-s-k-i-s-s-i-n-g, a-t-t-i-t-u-d-e, achieving, ass, attitude, b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t, certainty, close, conclude, giving, h-a-r-d-w-o-r-k, hard, k-n-o-w-l-e-d-g-e, kissing, knowledge, life, makes, mathematical, questions, top
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,329
    Forest Gump
    18th May 2005, 01:50 PM Go to last post

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