Duties of Wives

[Forest Gump]

Duties of Wives


Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.



Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed to be
done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day
he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.



Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He
told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
he had huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told her
that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first
day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
out of his left eye.

[Gingermick]

I got a similar reaction when I gave SWMBO scourers for mothers day.

[Iain]

And her favourite flower, self raising..........boom boom