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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Wait for it....

    Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:07 PM
    approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, fell, interviews, poor, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, sadness, street, strike, unfortunate, wait, weighed, wretch
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,576
    Daddles
    29th April 2006, 12:39 AM Go to last post

  2. Hallelujah!

    Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:04 PM
    ate, backyard, bad, call, day, escaped, eventually, glinting, grass, grazing, habit, hallelujah, happened, heavens, hound, house, inside, looked, mace, mechanic, mechanics, morning, night, overgrown, proclaimed, realizing, saved, sunlight, sweet, wrench
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,823
    doug the slug
    28th April 2006, 10:57 PM Go to last post

  3. I can't bear it!

    Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:17 PM
    bear, camp, caught, completely, czech, eaten, fearing, female, finally, found, grizzly, guess, international, male, means, missing, nodded, party, ranger, ravaged, remains, responded, russian, scientist, sign, stomach, study, told, trails, yellowstone
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,889
    craigb
    28th April 2006, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  4. Deep..... very deep!

    Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:21 PM
    believed, birdseed, car, catholic, cheaply, child, courteous, deep, feed, free, freeway, gifts, grows, gullible, half, heart, hell, home, live, mass, merge, planted, polite, protons, sidesaddle, someones, synonym, teach, told, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,610
    Christopha
    28th April 2006, 10:21 PM Go to last post

  5. THE pill.....

    Started by Christopha, 27th April 2006 12:42 PM
    $10.00, $110.00, $50.00, answered, bill, bottle, break, cabinet, care, expensive, found, grandma, grandpa, hundred, kids, leave, medicine, money, morning, overnight, pill, pillow, pills, son, sons, strong, told, viagra, visiting
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,409
    echnidna
    28th April 2006, 06:33 PM Go to last post

  6. Wink Short but sweet

    Started by Rodgera, 27th April 2006 03:33 PM
    boyfriends, caring, eek, good-looking, hard, sensitive, short, sweet, women
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,844
    Termite
    28th April 2006, 04:22 PM Go to last post

  7. 'Nuther Easter Bunny Joke

    Started by Eddie Jones, 28th April 2006 03:04 PM
    2bloo@octa4.net.authe, australia, bunny, cheers, doont, easter, from2bloo@octa4.net.au, joke, lady, nuther, refrigerator, replied, shelves, sitting, top, underhumpty, westing, westinghouse
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,302
    Eddie Jones
    28th April 2006, 03:04 PM Go to last post

  8. Virus Alert

    Started by Daddles, 28th April 2006 10:59 AM
    alert, assistance, browser, computer, delete, die, drive, files, forum, hard, infected, irish, irrespective, liberation, operates, paddy, platforms, virus
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,607
    Daddles
    28th April 2006, 10:59 AM Go to last post

  9. Trials of a greenie

    Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM
    agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,454
    Daddles
    28th April 2006, 10:52 AM Go to last post

  10. Another reason to drink beer

    Started by Gra, 26th April 2006 06:29 PM
    beer, drink, reason
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,627
    rrich
    27th April 2006, 04:42 PM Go to last post

  11. Blind Salesman

    Started by Phil Spencer, 26th April 2006 09:56 AM
    birthday., blind, buy, grandsons, myers, reel, rod, salesman, woman
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,370
    doug the slug
    27th April 2006, 12:53 AM Go to last post

  12. How to tell the sex of a fly

    Started by Baz, 26th April 2006 07:56 PM
    beer, females, flies, fly, hunting, husband, intrigued, killing, kitchen, males, phone, replied, responded, sex, stalking, swatter, walked, woman, yep
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,557
    Cliff Rogers
    26th April 2006, 10:32 PM Go to last post

  13. The Perfect Man

    Started by Carry Pine, 26th April 2006 12:20 PM
    accosted, ago, beer, buy, couple, dinner, dollars, dollarsandasked, drinking, extracted, homeless, itinstead, kirk, man, money, particularlydirty, perfect, replied., shabby-looking, stop, street, ten, walking, wallet
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,349
    Carry Pine
    26th April 2006, 12:20 PM Go to last post

  14. Smile Guys' Rules

    Started by DPB, 9th April 2006 09:19 AM
    act, answer, captain, colo, colours, commercials, cook, default, fruit, guys, hear, hints, idea, itches, matter, mauve, mind, months, nothings, peach, pumpkin, question, rules, scratched, settings, shape, story, time, write, wrong
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,901
    black1
    25th April 2006, 01:52 AM Go to last post

  15. Howard's Way

    Started by Bob Willson, 21st April 2006 03:35 PM
    300, billions, chaps, children, dfat, happy, hell, howard, kirribilli, letter, looked, meet, million, nationals, pay, price, pro, quick, quid, reminiscent, selling, sitting, sums, thinking, tiny, told, untoward, wheat, willy-nilly, written
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,820
    Carry Pine
    22nd April 2006, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  16. Moved: This was on the news.

    Started by ptc, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    news
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    •  

  17. Someone we know?

    Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 20th April 2006 05:32 AM
    btw, copying, discovery, http://www.publi.tv, liberty, occasion, registration, simple, site, wandering, wmv
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,304
    oges
    20th April 2006, 08:17 AM Go to last post

  18. One for the kids

    Started by Carry Pine, 18th April 2006 12:52 PM
    carpet, carpeting, cigarettes, crawl, easy, finished, flat, guinea, hey, joke, kid, kids, knock, layer, layers, lounge, love, lump, mallet, middle, minute, mister, notices, oldie, pig, pocket, rubber, top, walks, yeh
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,499
    Carry Pine
    19th April 2006, 09:29 AM Go to last post

  19. A Tale From The Woods

    Started by Driver, 18th April 2006 08:08 PM
    “deer?”, “eeeyewwh”, “poaching, “there’s, “what, bloody, brushes, caught, day, deer, deer”, evening, exactly?”, gamekeeper, head, i’m, i’ve, jumps, name-calling, passing, poacher, poaching, shoulders, shoulders?”, slung, tale, thief, time, woods, you’ve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,501
    Driver
    18th April 2006, 08:08 PM Go to last post

  20. Gene Pitney

    Started by craigb, 13th April 2006 02:49 PM
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    1 2 3
    apparently, balsa, blame, build, coffin, editor, gene, hours, letter, oak, pitney, smh, takes, week, yesterdays
    • Replies: 30
    • Views: 4,650
    Shedhand
    18th April 2006, 12:17 AM Go to last post

  21. What is this?

    Started by Driver, 17th April 2006 07:44 PM
    ‘what, ‘who, “not, “what, airport, apparatchik, belongings, bust, customs, exit, israeli, jewish, leader, lenin, levi, levi’s, nephew, officer, people, picks, refuseniks, russia, saviour, soviet, this’”, this?’, this?”, ulyanov, vladimir, waves
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,258
    Driver
    17th April 2006, 07:44 PM Go to last post

  22. Deer oh Deer

    Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM
    a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,764
    Iain
    17th April 2006, 04:28 PM Go to last post

  23. standard easter joke

    Started by soundman, 17th April 2006 02:01 PM
    airconditioner, bunnies.d, cross, easter, family, heat, hot, joke, rabbits, standard, steal, wave
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,263
    ss_11000
    17th April 2006, 02:15 PM Go to last post

  24. BBQ hierarchy......

    Started by Iain, 9th April 2006 12:48 PM
    ashes, barbecue, bbq, beer, circle, dianne, griff, grill, head, heard, hierarchy, joel, kevin, left, p.j, prodding, rolling, sausages, shuffled, sipped, slipped, smoke, snap, snapped, thin, tong-master, tongs, waited, wouldve, yeah
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,469
    Green Woodchips
    16th April 2006, 10:23 PM Go to last post

  25. The Murphy's

    Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 03:16 PM
    1964, answers, bar, bartender, brian, drunk, dublin, exclaims, graduated, guy, head, ireland, lord, luck, marys, murphy, murphys, mutters, night, responds, shaking, sits, smiling, street, time, tonight, twins, vicky, walks, winding
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,158
    Baz
    15th April 2006, 03:16 PM Go to last post

  26. Irish Logic

    Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM
    $50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,423
    ss_11000
    15th April 2006, 01:27 PM Go to last post

  27. Alzheimers or Parkinsons???

    Started by rtfarty, 14th April 2006 08:24 AM
    alzheimers, beer, forget, half, parkinsons, spill
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,067
    rtfarty
    14th April 2006, 08:24 AM Go to last post

  28. Moved: Easter Bunny

    Started by Simomatra, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM
    bunny, easter
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  29. Happy Easter

    Started by Simomatra, 13th April 2006 07:04 PM
    easter, happy, received, st#@f
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,232
    Simomatra
    13th April 2006, 07:04 PM Go to last post

  30. Affairs

    Started by Baz, 13th April 2006 06:41 PM
    affair, affairs, afternoon, baby, beautiful, bed, beer, briefcase, cent, cremated, daughters, exclaimed, father, friend, home, husband, lover, mortician, nickel, private, replied, schwartz, secretary, shoes, son, statue, time, told, upstairs, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,197
    Baz
    13th April 2006, 06:41 PM Go to last post

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