Blind Salesman

[Phil Spencer]

A woman goes into Myers to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday.

She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
The Myers salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades.
She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

He says, "Madam, I'm completely blind; but, if you'll drop on the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound it makes."

She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.Test line. It's a good all around combination, and it's on sale this week for $44."

She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor. "Oh, that sounds like a Visa card,"he says.

As the lady bends down to pick up the card, she accidentally farts.

At first she is really embarrassed but then realizes there is no way the blind salesman could tell it was she who had farted.
The salesman rings up the sale and says, "That'll be $58.50 please."
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, "Didn't you tell me It was on sale for $44. How did you get to $58.50?"

"The Duck Caller is $11 and the Fish Bait is $3.50."

[scooter]

:d :d

[Rodgera]

I showed this to the missus and got sprayed with coffee :eek: :eek:

[Phil Spencer]

I showed this to the missus and got sprayed with coffee :eek: :eek:

Coffee is brown isn't it?

[doug the slug]

when i saw the title i thought it was going to be the one about the lady who was in the bath and heard a knock on the door. she called out "who is it?" and the reply came "its the blind man". well naturally she thought, well if he is blind, i can just get out of the bath and answer the door, which she did, to the absolute delight of the man who came to install her new blinds!!!!!