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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,578
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. E litrit

    Started by Iain, 18th June 2007 08:53 AM
    litrit, wink
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,105
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    18th June 2007, 04:33 PM Go to last post

  2. The Aliens & the petrol bowser. (Another oldie)

    Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th June 2007 01:14 PM
    200, alien, aliens, antenna, bed, bent, bowser, creek, dazedly, dry, earthling, fire, half, hour, leader, looked, mess, metres, oldie, peace, petrol, pump, pumps, replied, response, shaking, standing, stick, straightened, wiser
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,808
    MurrayD99
    18th June 2007, 03:30 PM Go to last post

  3. No seat-belt

    Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 07:33 PM
    accident, car, charged, cop, crashing, hit, hour, leaving, local, meters, miles, road, scene, seat-belt, seatbelt, thrown, travelling, tree, wearing, windscreen
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 2,129
    rrich
    18th June 2007, 03:10 PM Go to last post

  4. Why we don't have a hope in hell.....

    Started by Iain, 16th June 2007 08:43 PM
    ago, hell, hope, woken
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,291
    Iain
    16th June 2007, 08:54 PM Go to last post

  5. 80 kph

    Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM
    80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,552
    Skew ChiDAMN!!
    16th June 2007, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  6. Bush's Speechwriter

    Started by Mirboo, 16th June 2007 04:18 AM
    amusing, bush, bushs, found, speechwriter, video, youtube
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,088
    Mirboo
    16th June 2007, 04:18 AM Go to last post

  7. The Ant & The Grasshopper

    Started by Jack Plane, 15th June 2007 01:44 PM
    730, aca, allowed, ant, building, cold, comfortable, dances, fed, food, fool, grasshopper, hard, heat, house, kermit, laughs, laying, plays, report, shivering, starving, summer, supplies, table, today-tonight, video, warm, winter, withering
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,764
    Jack Plane
    15th June 2007, 01:44 PM Go to last post

  8. Irishman

    Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 10:21 AM
    accident, arm, cut, died, funny, hear, irishman, local, maguinty, mate, murphy, paddy, pub, sean, tablesaw, talking
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,249
    munruben
    15th June 2007, 10:21 AM Go to last post

  9. Billy Connolly on dogs

    Started by Daddles, 14th June 2007 03:13 PM
    billy, connolly, dog, dogs, human, poo, richard, smart, step, time
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,162
    Daddles
    14th June 2007, 03:13 PM Go to last post

  10. Oldy revisited

    Started by Christopha, 20th May 2007 10:58 PM
    advice, attempt, aussiebloke, carefully, casing, consequent, difficult, driving, durable, ego, enjoy, fashion, firmly, fourth, house, incorporated, leave, malfunction, models, oldy, operation, outer, power, product, regular, remember, revisited, service, settings, warm
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,505
    bobsreturn2003
    14th June 2007, 01:05 PM Go to last post

  11. For those who haven't seen it

    Started by Iain, 10th June 2007 09:35 AM
    funnyd
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,228
    silentC
    10th June 2007, 12:11 PM Go to last post

  12. So Believable

    Started by rrich, 9th June 2007 03:10 PM
    17th, 1934, accept, arrives, believable, bentley, board, bush, carriage, central, century, control, edge, excruciating, george, handkerchiefs, horses, london, magnificent, majesty, matter, mentioned, noses, president, presidential, queen, regrets, replies, ride, understand
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,483
    AlexS
    9th June 2007, 09:59 PM Go to last post

  13. New style Opinion Poll

    Started by Phil Spencer, 9th June 2007 10:38 AM
    bar, barman, bartender, blue, called, cattle, country, dog, eventually, front, gillard, idea, julia, leader, lifted, looked, middies, opinion, opposition, outback, poll, pub, rudd, stockman, style, tail, typical, underneath, walked, whip
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,537
    Phil Spencer
    9th June 2007, 10:38 AM Go to last post

  14. Farm machinery at its best.

    Started by Doughboy, 8th June 2007 09:28 AM
    air, barmaid, beer, boom, burn, chef, choking, competition, coughing, ex-, fan, farm, hears, impressed, inhales, local, lung, lungs, machinery, middle, pub, replies, ride, smoke, steak, tells, time, tôi, tractor, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,556
    givusabrake
    8th June 2007, 11:52 AM Go to last post

  15. Snow White

    Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM
    calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,486
    Jack Plane
    8th June 2007, 09:37 AM Go to last post

  16. Angry Not Happy

    Started by Jack Plane, 6th June 2007 04:46 PM
    attention, car, driving, dwarf, fella, happy, lights, morning, paying, rear-ended, whilstnot
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,227
    Doughboy
    8th June 2007, 09:29 AM Go to last post

  17. Short joke

    Started by Doughboy, 7th June 2007 11:47 PM
    apologies, car, distracted, driver, dwarf, happy, joke, morning, offend, ran, replied, short, walked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,203
    Tankstand
    8th June 2007, 07:18 AM Go to last post

  18. A Royal Question

    Started by Des.K., 6th June 2007 09:14 PM
    daughter, expressions, fart, philip, priceless, question, rounds, royal, smile, yeah
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,234
    bsrlee
    8th June 2007, 02:57 AM Go to last post

  19. Oh Yeah

    Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 06:06 PM
    aware, barking, care, citizens, crowds, cute, day, feel, grandchildren, hear, kids, lawyers, loud, mine, music, patriotism, peoples, pride, private, remember, responsibility, send, senior, storeroom, stories;, telling, traffic, unruly, waiting, yeah
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,635
    David L
    7th June 2007, 06:27 PM Go to last post

  20. Schoolfriends?

    Started by Terry B, 7th June 2007 05:45 PM
    1969, answered, attended, baldheaded, bitch, bore, class, classmate, closely, decrepit, degree, examined, exclaimed, fat, gleamed, graduate, gray, haired, looked, pride, quickly, school, schoolfriends, son, suddenly, teach, teeth, ulladulla, wall, wrinkled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,211
    Bob38S
    7th June 2007, 06:15 PM Go to last post

  21. The Hillbilly

    Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 06:01 PM
    amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, headline, heard, hillbilly, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, local, looked, mating, naked, ran, read, season, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,440
    rrich
    6th June 2007, 01:43 PM Go to last post

  22. One for Mik and Grunt :D

    Started by Daddles, 4th June 2007 09:10 AM
    adam@home, concerns, grunt, grunts, mik, miks, package, passion, strikes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,307
    Daddles
    4th June 2007, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  23. Blonde Joke

    Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM
    beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,395
    Barry_White
    3rd June 2007, 11:58 PM Go to last post

  24. Spelling

    Started by Barry_White, 3rd June 2007 07:39 PM
    alarms, alas, amity, animosity, bet, cash, decimal, dot, earthquakes, election, eleven, finale, friends, grand, hitler, letters, lies, lost, machines, morse, mother-in-law, queer, rearrange, recount, results, shake, snooze, spelling, twelve, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,429
    scooter
    3rd June 2007, 11:31 PM Go to last post

  25. Grandkids

    Started by Dennis Millard, 24th May 2007 08:58 PM
    babies, baby, called, chelsea, dad, daughter, grandaughter, grandkids, guess, home, kids, littley, lovely, loves, mother, mum, schoolfriend, seashell, shes, taking, visit, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,295
    Jedo_03
    24th May 2007, 10:08 PM Go to last post

  26. KKK - Sort of

    Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2007 09:54 AM
    blonde, body, christian, confess, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, feel, friends, glory, gorgeous, kkk, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, sort, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,601
    Jack Plane
    24th May 2007, 09:54 AM Go to last post

  27. The Lawyer and the Blonde

    Started by rtfarty, 24th May 2007 06:55 AM
    answer, blonde, catch, declines, don’t, easy, explains, flight, fun, game, lawyer, leans, lot, nap, pay, persists, play, politely, question, rolls, sitting, sleep, tired, visa-versa, window, winks, woman, worksi
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,161
    rtfarty
    24th May 2007, 06:55 AM Go to last post

  28. Disappointment

    Started by Daddles, 17th May 2007 11:03 AM
    disappointment, relate, richard, sort, thinking, wink
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,551
    Cliff Rogers
    17th May 2007, 04:30 PM Go to last post

  29. Shopping Cart Accident

    Started by joe greiner, 16th May 2007 12:18 AM
    accident, attention, blue, boobs, box, cart, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, hair, joe, legs, matter, paying, pushing, red, shes, shopping, shorts, store, tall, tight, wearing, white, wife, woodworkers, yrs
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,410
    joe greiner
    16th May 2007, 12:18 AM Go to last post

  30. Bunny buyer

    Started by Peter57, 15th May 2007 09:33 PM
    brown, bunnies, bunny, buy, buyer, cuddly, darling, fig, fluffy, flying, girl, grey, haired, lovely, mister, onwer, pet, python, replied, shop, sort, type, walks, white, wike, wittle
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,547
    Peter57
    15th May 2007, 09:33 PM Go to last post

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