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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post
  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    • Replies: 1,495
    • Views: 77,914
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post
  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,636
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages
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    • Views: 234,779
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post
  1. oh yeah

    Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM
    airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,347
    6th December 2007, 04:25 PM Go to last post
  2. From British newspapers (allegedly)

    Started by Barry Hicks, 5th December 2007 05:56 PM
    1945, 1946, allegedly, blown, bournemouth, british, coastguard, echo, evening, february, gale, garden, gas, guardian, height, heil, hitler, inflatable, lawn, middle, newspapers, police, public, purdey, recalled, repatriated, spelt, spokesman, week, wind
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,325
    5th December 2007, 05:56 PM Go to last post
  3. Tennis players

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:05 PM
    allan, dying, hope, love, marry, means, player, players, tennis, time, worried
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 2,245
    5th December 2007, 04:31 PM Go to last post
  4. Speed cameras

    Started by Pusser, 4th December 2007 04:32 PM
    approaching.please, australia, cameras, chance, christmas, continuing, december, familiar, gearing, holiday, included, increase, introduced, normal, period, photo, road, speed, tolerance, toll, warning
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,127
    4th December 2007, 09:04 PM Go to last post
  5. One of our lady woodies?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM
    1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,683
    4th December 2007, 09:01 PM Go to last post
  6. irishman outback

    Started by weisyboy, 4th December 2007 07:15 PM
    ben, bout, burk, cheerfully, creek, cut, cutting, deep, doh, dry, fence, fencing, finishing, holes, irishman, me2tsup, outback, owner, patty, pole, post, posts, posts;, shed, sounds, station, striner, teh, thaught
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,322
    4th December 2007, 07:15 PM Go to last post
  7. Doctors advice

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM
    advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,325
    4th December 2007, 12:34 PM Go to last post
  8. Road kill

    Started by munruben, 3rd December 2007 12:12 PM
    amazed, barry, bottle, box, bump, car, contents, discovered, driving, fix, glove, hare, hares, home, immediately, jumped, kill, late, night, potion, poured, replied, restorer, returned, road, run, scampered, strong, throat, wheelin
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,661
    3rd December 2007, 09:10 PM Go to last post
  9. K-Y jelly

    Started by fred.n, 3rd December 2007 12:23 PM
    bedroom, doorknobs, happy, home, husband, jelly, k-y, squirted, tonight, tube
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,226
    3rd December 2007, 07:09 PM Go to last post
  10. Alcohol abuse

    Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd December 2007 04:04 PM
    abuse, alcohol, article, crap, drinking, heavy, mind, read, reading, scared
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,498
    3rd December 2007, 06:58 PM Go to last post
  11. Tooth extraction

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:01 PM
    $100, $90, allan, barry, couple, dentist, dying, extract, extraction, feel, hope, minutes, moneys, protested, pull, quoted, replied, slowly, time, tooth, worried, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,207
    3rd December 2007, 05:01 PM Go to last post
  12. Blinkers

    Started by Ashore, 3rd December 2007 12:26 PM
    barry, blinker, blinkers, check, doh, giving, home, john, lift, rear, stopped, wait
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 991
    3rd December 2007, 01:49 PM Go to last post
  13. Babies

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:44 PM
    allan, babies, born, chances, children, chinese, dying, hope, paper, read, taking, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,392
    2nd December 2007, 04:42 PM Go to last post
  14. George W. (apologies to our US members)

    Started by Barry Hicks, 1st December 2007 08:24 AM
    abe, advised, apologies, bedroom, bush, country, cut, darkened, figure, george, ghost, government, honourable, house, jefferson, loncolns, members, moved, moving, night, reduce, set, shadows, size, taxes, theatre, tom, wakened, washingtons, white
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,751
    2nd December 2007, 03:36 PM Go to last post
  15. Diet.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:44 PM
    allan, approached, barry, commented, diet, dying, eaten, geez, hope, luck, replied, street, time, walking, week, willpower, woodturner, worried
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 1,775
    2nd December 2007, 10:00 AM Go to last post
  16. New bank at Munruben

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st December 2007 08:39 PM
    allan, bank, branches, deposit, deposits, dying, ease, enjoys, gum, hope, john, munruben, time, tree, worried
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,266
    2nd December 2007, 06:44 AM Go to last post
  17. Suposedly true but lifted from elsewhere

    Started by malb, 1st December 2007 07:12 PM
    bathroom, body, bottom, butt, cold, covered, foot, friend, glued, god, hair, half, hoo-ha, hot, kids, lifted, melt, normal, pull, sealed, shut, strip, strips, stuck, suposedly, toilet, true, tub, water, wax
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,268
    1st December 2007, 09:43 PM Go to last post
  18. Manners

    Started by wheelinround, 30th November 2007 03:23 PM
    americans, bitch, defend, dog, drive, english, entire, fork, hand, hold, honour, left, maam, manners, marine, picked, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, spoke, threw, train, walked, window, woman, word, wrong
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,041
    1st December 2007, 08:31 PM Go to last post
  19. Allans trek to Wallan

    Started by munruben, 1st December 2007 01:29 PM
    allan, allans, annoyed, barry, bit, carrying, comfort, days, family, friend, gear, gentleman, horse, horseback, indignantly, moment, pleased, pondered, poor, question, replied, riding, told, travelled, traveller, trek, walked, walking, wallan, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,384
    1st December 2007, 08:30 PM Go to last post
  20. Looking for a job

    Started by munruben, 1st December 2007 01:33 PM
    allan, applied, barry, day, fellers, forest, head, job, pity, read, shook, sign, tree, walking, wheelin
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 995
    1st December 2007, 08:26 PM Go to last post
  21. The Parrot

    Started by obee60, 30th November 2007 07:24 AM
    arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, continued, correct, door, dramatic, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,596
    1st December 2007, 05:55 PM Go to last post
  22. Bicycle

    Started by Elbow, 30th November 2007 02:10 PM
    allan, beautiful, bicycle, bike, brand, clothes, day, fit, flash, funny, john, leapt, munruben, road, rode, threw, walking, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,288
    30th November 2007, 09:11 PM Go to last post
  23. Paddy

    Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM
    answers, bushes, cop, couple, decides, flashes, heck, hed, hide, home, indignantly, late, light, love, minutes, night, officer, paddy, people, police, prostitute, quid, shadows, shone, sudden, twenty, walking, whispers, wife, woman
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,363
    30th November 2007, 05:52 PM Go to last post
  24. Best joke this week.

    Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM
    airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,654
    30th November 2007, 02:14 PM Go to last post
  25. Crook husband

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 12:53 PM
    allan, answered, crook, doctor, dying, hope, husband, kids, operating, patient, talk, theatre, time, wife, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,159
    30th November 2007, 12:53 PM Go to last post
  26. Meeting Neil (U-beaut)

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 01:10 PM
    administrator, allan, contact, crook, dying, hope, introduced, knee, leg, meeting, neil, recently, repeated, replied, time, u-beaut, ubeaut, worried
    • Replies: 11
    • Views: 2,259
    30th November 2007, 12:46 PM Go to last post
  27. Allan & St Paul

    Started by Barry Hicks, 30th November 2007 11:34 AM
    allan, amazing, answer, bed, bible, bloody, car, corinthians, evening, extent, guy, home, letters, listz, lived, lost, meet, nice, paul, personal, question, remember, sat, son, spent, stranger, swinging, tall, wandering, wonderful
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,097
    30th November 2007, 11:34 AM Go to last post
  28. Computer battles

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th November 2007 10:06 AM
    allan, battles, belted, boxing, challenged, chess, computer, contest, defeated, dying, easily, game, hope, kick, played, time, tripe, worried
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 999
    30th November 2007, 10:06 AM Go to last post
  29. Parachute jumping.

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2007 08:48 PM
    allan, cheap, gra, impact, jumping, parachute, price, purchased, read, ridiculously
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,535
    30th November 2007, 06:11 AM Go to last post
  30. A bit on the side

    Started by Barry Hicks, 29th November 2007 06:11 PM
    allan, bit, john, moved, park, replied, sitting, surprised, woodies, yarning
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,170
    29th November 2007, 09:13 PM Go to last post

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