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    Default K-Y jelly

    My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
    He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
    He couldn't get back in....
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    Good one Fred
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    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by fred.n View Post
    My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
    He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
    He couldn't get back in....
    So what happend?

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