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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
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    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,577
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. Stuttering cat

    Started by Dangermouse, 20th May 2008 11:07 AM
    4th, animals, ate, biology, cat, censored2, door, explaining, fence, fffff, girl, grade, hand, human, jumped, kitty, kitty-cat, lives, mustve, raised, raises, rottweiler, running, scary, start, students, stutter, stuttering, teacher, yard
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,607
    Ozkaban
    20th May 2008, 12:02 PM Go to last post

  2. Baked Beans

    Started by nev25, 19th May 2008 02:26 AM
    air, baked, beans, blindfold, cabbage, carefully, cheek, consumed, conversation, cooked, diner, dinner, fanned, home, husband, lady, lap, met, napkin, returned, ripped, shifting, stink, sweet, table, telephone, tuned, vigorously, walk, worse
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,899
    joe greiner
    19th May 2008, 11:48 PM Go to last post

  3. Little known fact

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th May 2008 05:53 PM
    allan, attack, clicks, fact, mouse, sharks, teach, water
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,837
    Barry Hicks
    19th May 2008, 06:48 PM Go to last post

  4. Heard in the library

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th May 2008 12:05 PM
    allan, approached, assistance, blushed, book, boys, called, clicks, complexion, confidence, frail, girl, head, heard, lacking, lass, librarian, library, lowered, mouse, munruben, nervously, scouting, scrawny, sixteen, teach, terrible, whispered
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,469
    Barry Hicks
    19th May 2008, 06:47 PM Go to last post

  5. Whats Your Sign

    Started by wheelinround, 17th May 2008 09:19 AM
    car, chicago, company, dealership, dog, door, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, forget, front, hungry, leak, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, restaurant, salesmen, shop, sign, stand, stuff, taxidermists, town, truck, window
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,982
    tea lady
    17th May 2008, 11:54 PM Go to last post

  6. Baptising The Drunk

    Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM
    answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,474
    joe greiner
    17th May 2008, 10:09 PM Go to last post

  7. Dolly Parton

    Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM
    admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 3,153
    BobL
    17th May 2008, 02:16 AM Go to last post

  8. The Professor

    Started by Barry Hicks, 16th May 2008 08:42 AM
    95%, agreed, answered, confident, day, decided, easy, exam, exams, finals, flat, friends, home, missed, page, papers, party, prof, professor, question, quickly, result, separate, test, thinking, tyre, university, weekend, worth, written
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,402
    echnidna
    16th May 2008, 05:27 PM Go to last post

  9. No job's In Oz

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2008 07:22 PM
    ,and, arabiaand, australia, car, computer, continued, day, decide, discouraging, electric, filled, france, fromsaudi, germany, india, indonesia, intaiwanto, job, jobat, joe, malaysia, paying, payingaustralian, petrol, radiomade, search, setting, tvmade, watch, wondered
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 1,856
    munruben
    16th May 2008, 02:14 PM Go to last post

  10. Munruben pub

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th May 2008 09:54 PM
    allan, barry, bathroom, bed, bedside, booking, clicks, days, excellent, fantastic, handy, memory, mirror, morning, mouse, munruben, night, pub, publican, remember, replied, shave, table, teach
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,342
    munruben
    16th May 2008, 11:32 AM Go to last post

  11. Service

    Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2008 07:18 PM
    agencies, bam, bull, city, civil, confused, county, cows, customer, enlightened, farmers, hear, hired, hope, internal, means, overheard, perspective, postal, public, reference, revenue, service, stations, t.v, talking, telephone, terms, understand, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,452
    wheelinround
    15th May 2008, 07:18 PM Go to last post

  12. not a joke but worth a mention

    Started by weisyboy, 15th May 2008 06:51 PM
    joke, mention, song, sounds, windows, worth
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,354
    weisyboy
    15th May 2008, 06:51 PM Go to last post

  13. A Difficult Question

    Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2008 12:44 PM
    admitted, answer, boy, bright, choice, corner, correctly, day, decided, difficult, impatient, interview, interviewer, jolted, luck, night, opposite, personal, progressed, promised, question, questions, real, sir, smiled, student, test, thinking, university, waited
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,621
    echnidna
    15th May 2008, 02:42 PM Go to last post

  14. The broken lawn mower

    Started by wheelinround, 12th May 2008 06:07 PM
    broken, busily, clever, cutting, doctors, driveway, finish, grass, handed, house, lawn, limp, minutes, mower, pair, run, scissors, sewing, short, silently, snipping, sweep, tall, time, tiny, toothbrush, walk, watched, wife
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,164
    Poppa
    14th May 2008, 09:12 PM Go to last post

  15. School 1977 vs. School 2007

    Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:38 PM
    1977, 2007, banned, billy, billys, called, car, charged, class, college, confiscated, core, curriculum, dad, english, fails, jeffrey, johnny, mark, mary, mohammed, mowing, police, prison, psychologist, removed, scenario, school, teacher, video
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 3,283
    Poppa
    14th May 2008, 09:10 PM Go to last post

  16. Comprehensive Legal Service

    Started by Barry Hicks, 14th May 2008 07:17 AM
    arrange, arranged, car, comprehensive, distributed, elderly, finished, funeral, house, husband, lawyer, legal, life, morning, notice, people, provide, reclusive, replied, request, service, solicitor, spinster, thinking, wait, waited, weird
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,328
    fenderbelly
    14th May 2008, 11:35 AM Go to last post

  17. 2 Pilots

    Started by WoodJunky, 13th May 2008 07:32 PM
    ????in, airport, aisle, begins, blind, bob, cabin, cockpit, days, die, edge, faster, fill, gonna, heading, late, lifts, moment, panicked, passengers, pilots, plane, plough, retreat, scream, screams, sheepishly, smoothly, straight, water
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,607
    WoodJunky
    13th May 2008, 07:32 PM Go to last post

  18. Department of Conservation

    Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM
    bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,897
    RETIRED
    13th May 2008, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  19. Mating Call

    Started by Dangermouse, 13th May 2008 03:33 PM
    amazement, answer, answering, bigger, call, cave, clothes, day, found, headline, heard, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, irishman, looked, mating, raced, ran, red, size, spied, thinking, tore, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,238
    Batpig
    13th May 2008, 05:33 PM Go to last post

  20. Please don't tell a lie

    Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2008 10:09 AM
    admitted, appears, babe, bam, conceived, couple, friend, guy, guys, hottest, land, lie, lied, lies, makes, monsters, nasty, nudges, rest, smart, spend, stuck, ugliest, unison, universe, walking, week, weeks, woman, women
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,187
    Tomislav
    13th May 2008, 12:49 PM Go to last post

  21. Aged Hearing

    Started by chrisb691, 13th May 2008 12:14 PM
    aged, beer, guys, hearing, thursday, walking, windy
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,213
    chrisb691
    13th May 2008, 12:14 PM Go to last post

  22. Last Wish

    Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM
    blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,247
    Claw Hama
    12th May 2008, 11:26 PM Go to last post

  23. 3 Minute Management Course

    Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM
    bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,580
    WoodJunky
    12th May 2008, 08:19 PM Go to last post

  24. Heart problems

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th May 2008 03:32 PM
    allan, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, chirpy, clicks, days, doctor, gorgeous, happy, heart, hot, lady, mama, mouse, murmour, problems, replied, street, strutting, teach, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,157
    Allan at Wallan
    12th May 2008, 03:32 PM Go to last post

  25. "Daddy, what is sex?"

    Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM
    8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, daddy what is sex, daddy what is sex, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,766
    DavidG
    12th May 2008, 11:50 AM Go to last post

  26. Red face Mechanic v Doctor

    Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM
    baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,500
    Rodgera
    12th May 2008, 12:00 AM Go to last post

  27. You only see what you see

    Started by Rodgera, 10th May 2008 09:03 PM
    city, day, decided, fields, found, fumed, glass, hillbilly, hung, husband, leaving, left, living, lizzy, looked, mirror, morning, picks, picture, remote, runnin, searched, shed, skank, stores, suspicious, time, trips, ugly, visit
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,175
    Allan at Wallan
    11th May 2008, 11:05 AM Go to last post

  28. Generations

    Started by wheelinround, 11th May 2008 09:27 AM
    1945, 1961, 1962, 1976, 1977, 1999, baby, boomers, born, call, caricaturist, eloquently, explains, generation, generations, learned, people, silent
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,181
    wheelinround
    11th May 2008, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  29. New Units of Measurement

    Started by WoodGirl, 11th May 2008 12:04 AM
    100, 453.6, cards, crackers, decacards, distance, falling, fig, figs, graham, hoarsepower, jokes, kilogram, kilomockingbirds, line, measurement, megacycles, megaphone, microphones, million, millionth, mockingbirds, newton, rations, shortest, straight, time, units
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,801
    WoodGirl
    11th May 2008, 12:04 AM Go to last post

  30. Miracle drug

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 08:22 PM
    absolutely, allan, bed, displayed, doctor, drug, dunno, failing, fellow, happy, home, met, miracle, months, mouse, nameless, performance, remain, replied, smile, stated, stating, street, teach, told, tricks, viagra, wife, wonderful, woodies
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,639
    munruben
    10th May 2008, 10:47 AM Go to last post

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