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Forum: JOKES

Heard a good joke about renovating, woodwork or anything else lately? Seen a good comic strip? Maybe know a tall TALE or two that could even be true. Let's hear it from you. But keep it clean ot it will be deleted.

  1. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun Mk XX

    Started by jmk89, 3rd March 2021 10:27 AM
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    Neil
    27th August 2024, 05:14 PM Go to last post

  2. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XIX

    Started by jmk89, 9th September 2019 11:53 AM
    100 Pages •
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    Bob38S
    3rd March 2021, 09:27 AM Go to last post

  3. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVIII

    Started by jmk89, 25th September 2018 11:40 AM
    90 Pages •
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    • Replies: 1,338
    • Views: 120,636
    jmk89
    9th September 2019, 11:51 AM Go to last post

  4. Sticky Thread Sticky: Not a joke. Just a bit of fun MK.XVII

    Started by jmk89, 5th February 2018 11:56 AM
    102 Pages •
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    AlexS
    25th September 2018, 09:10 AM Go to last post

  5. Sticky Thread Sticky: Keep it clean

    Started by Big Shed, 8th February 2012 02:12 PM
    ages, bar, clean, confused, cross, daughter, determine, forum, forums, front, inappropriate, increase, joke, jokes, local, people, post, posting, pub.no, read, section, simple
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 13,489
    ubeaut
    14th March 2017, 08:08 AM Go to last post

  1. The Ladies will love this one.Especially now

    Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2008 09:49 AM
    ladies, love, one.especially, oneespecially
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,239
    fenderbelly
    7th December 2008, 09:49 AM Go to last post

  2. Going cold turkey

    Started by Ashore, 7th December 2008 01:55 AM
    arms, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, cold, correct, door, fearing, freezer, heard, hed, hurt, john, johns, minute, outstretched, parrot, peep, quickly, rude, stepped, stunned, transgressions, turkey, unforgivable, vocabulary, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,654
    Ashore
    7th December 2008, 01:55 AM Go to last post

  3. Funny Questions & Answers

    Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 12:24 AM
    agent, answers, bury, chop, cries, deep, difference, drowning, feet, funny, god, guys, irs, jersey, lawyer, lawyers, lips, lunch, lying, moving, onion, paper, pig, q.if, questions, read, save, shark, sites, twelve
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,363
    Shrek3
    7th December 2008, 12:24 AM Go to last post

  4. A new use for an empty bank account :)

    Started by gawdelpus, 4th December 2008 11:58 PM
    account, afternoon, bank, beautiful, brought, call, check, evening, friday, funds, gal, jeweler, looked, monday, money, morning, payment, phoned, pick, ring, senile, seniors, special, stated, stock, stunning, told, verify, weekend, write
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,472
    Shrek3
    6th December 2008, 11:41 PM Go to last post

  5. Sas

    Started by Elbow, 5th December 2008 03:06 PM
    allan, irish, mumbai, ostriches, raided, released, sas, zoo
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,342
    m2c1Iw
    5th December 2008, 04:20 PM Go to last post

  6. The ingenuity of little girls

    Started by fenderbelly, 5th December 2008 10:43 AM
    girls, ingenuity
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,202
    Ozkaban
    5th December 2008, 02:05 PM Go to last post

  7. Tricked At the Swan's Game

    Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2008 08:04 PM
    $6.25, $7.00, add, anz, beer, buy, carding, change, clerk, concession, cup, dog, drivers, game, heard, hot, license, policy, replied, served, stood, swan, swans, swmbo, time, tip, tips, told, tricked, walked
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,485
    AlexS
    4th December 2008, 08:28 PM Go to last post

  8. brickies mate

    Started by texx, 1st December 2008 10:25 PM
    brickies, mate
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,100
    Gra
    4th December 2008, 02:25 PM Go to last post

  9. Aussie Christmas Card

    Started by Ozkaban, 3rd December 2008 09:39 PM
    aussie, card, christmas, enjoy
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,234
    rod1949
    4th December 2008, 12:38 PM Go to last post

  10. Squirrels, who would have thought

    Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2008 08:48 AM
    football, obstacle, playing, squirrel, squirrels, taught, thought, youtube
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,265
    tea lady
    4th December 2008, 09:08 AM Go to last post

  11. Triton helmet danger

    Started by cellist, 11th September 2008 11:57 PM
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    1 2
    anus, danger, farts, fellow, filled, fumbled, gagged, gusset, helmet, helmets, hip, incident, kill, mission, occurred, post, raise, reconnaissance, respirator, sanding, sort, spluttered, tight, triton, unfortunate, unit, visor, wear, wearing, woodworkers
    • Replies: 25
    • Views: 6,141
    RETIRED
    3rd December 2008, 10:17 PM Go to last post

  12. Happy

    Started by Grumpy John, 3rd December 2008 06:09 PM
    happy, pig
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,199
    Grumpy John
    3rd December 2008, 06:09 PM Go to last post

  13. New use for potatoes

    Started by fenderbelly, 2nd December 2008 08:31 AM
    ,saw, ,similar, beach, birds, bloke, build, chap, coming, day, front, leaving, mate, potato, potatoes, putting, similar, sitting, spedos, tip, tomorrow, trick, twins, whispers
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,499
    Ozkaban
    3rd December 2008, 10:45 AM Go to last post

  14. The Perfect Man !

    Started by gawdelpus, 2nd December 2008 11:34 PM
    amazing, avoid, blacks, cabbie, catches, change, feel, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, measure, meet, mistake, passenger, perfect, quickest, street, stuck, subject, taxi, time, traffic, treat, walks, woman, wow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,477
    dennford
    2nd December 2008, 11:43 PM Go to last post

  15. Lost tools.

    Started by tea lady, 1st December 2008 05:31 PM
    black, eye, holes, lost, materialize, more.rolleyes, sky, space, tool, tools, tote, vanish, workshop, you.d
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,452
    ScottM
    2nd December 2008, 01:30 PM Go to last post

  16. Short on petrol try this

    Started by Calm, 30th November 2008 06:58 PM
    answered, bee, bees, car, driving, entire, exclaimed, flew, gas, gonna, ignition, key, love, minutes, moment, petrol, ran, replied, road, short, started, swarm, tank, told, wait, watched, window, wow
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,358
    Papa
    30th November 2008, 08:17 PM Go to last post

  17. Don't

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th November 2008 07:47 PM
    allan, amnesia, lend, money, people
    • Replies: 10
    • Views: 2,188
    rrich
    29th November 2008, 02:35 PM Go to last post

  18. Chicken wings

    Started by fenderbelly, 29th November 2008 10:11 AM
    chicken, wings
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,262
    Bosshogg
    29th November 2008, 01:39 PM Go to last post

  19. Speeding ...

    Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM
    cop, derek, dog, emailed, looked, perth, seat, speeding, stopped, talk, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,894
    rsser
    29th November 2008, 11:20 AM Go to last post

  20. Please sir

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th November 2008 10:39 AM
    adjoining, allan, angrily, corner, country, door, grabbed, head, kevin, lad, minutes, noise, poked, quieten, rudd, school, sir, students, surprised, tall, teacher, thrust, told, troublemaker, unruly, visiting
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,061
    Allan at Wallan
    29th November 2008, 10:39 AM Go to last post

  21. Working at a young age

    Started by Grumpy John, 28th November 2008 12:24 PM
    account, admiration, age, bank, building, bunnings, construction, crew, day, deliver, dollar, door, f$%ing, girl, goodness, gyprock, home, house, lot, mother, pay, received, replied, savings, start, suggested, teller, week, working, young
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,216
    groverwa
    28th November 2008, 09:42 PM Go to last post

  22. Exclamation Boat made from Newspaper!

    Started by Shrek3, 27th November 2008 10:58 PM
    boat, coating, newspaper, survive, waterproof
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,225
    Shrek3
    27th November 2008, 10:58 PM Go to last post

  23. The hunting trip

    Started by Woodwould, 27th November 2008 01:26 PM
    bag, canadian, carry, favourite, fly, hired, holiday, hunt, hunters, hunting, irish, lads, loading, location, managed, moose, objected, pilot, plane, return, shot, strongly;, successful, trip, yours.
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,409
    Shrek3
    27th November 2008, 10:53 PM Go to last post

  24. He finally did it!!!!

    Started by LGS, 27th November 2008 10:44 AM
    finally
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,581
    rod1949
    27th November 2008, 03:19 PM Go to last post

  25. New Zealand Navy

    Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2008 08:04 AM
    navy, zealand
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,379
    fenderbelly
    27th November 2008, 10:43 AM Go to last post

  26. A cowboy named bud

    Started by wheelinround, 25th November 2008 08:35 AM
    amused, animals, bud, business, calf, calves, car, cowboy, cows, email, finally, guess, herd, hey, image, mountainous, named, nasa, overseeing, pasture, photo, receives, remote, report, satellite, select, stuffs, trunk, watches, yuppie
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,176
    Rodgera
    26th November 2008, 10:04 PM Go to last post

  27. The happy hooker

    Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th November 2008 03:44 PM
    allan, anniversary, answered, bed, bit, bruce, couple, cronulla, darling, happy, hold, hooker, husband, life, love, lying, morning, past, perfect, played, pondered, special, spice, ten, tenth, trade, tricks, understand, wedding, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,332
    Pheonix
    25th November 2008, 05:22 PM Go to last post

  28. Divorce Vs. Murder

    Started by Grumpy John, 25th November 2008 12:29 PM
    absolutely, bad, bed, buy, cyanide, divorce, happen, husband, jail, kinds, lady, license, looked, lord, lose, murder, nice, pharmacist, pharmacists, picture, prescription, pulled, purse, reached, replied, straight, throw, walked, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,240
    Allan at Wallan
    25th November 2008, 03:38 PM Go to last post

  29. Cool Funny Watermelon shapes

    Started by Shrek3, 24th November 2008 10:30 PM
    awkwardly, boxes, cubic, designed, developed, easier, farmers, found, fruit, fruits, funny, glass, grow, growing, japan, normal, price, pyramid, refrigerator, region, round, shape, shaped, shapes, shelves, sits, triple, watermelon, watermelons, zentsuji
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,270
    Shrek3
    24th November 2008, 10:30 PM Go to last post

  30. The Australian Haka

    Started by fenderbelly, 5th November 2008 05:51 PM
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    1 2
    australian, haka
    • Replies: 20
    • Views: 3,702
    RETIRED
    23rd November 2008, 06:03 PM Go to last post

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