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Thread: Triton helmet danger
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11th September 2008, 11:57 PM #1
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Triton helmet danger
I thought I'd better post something after a most unfortunate incident occurred today. I was sanding away, wearing my Triton respirator helmet. The gusset was tight around my neck and the fan/battery/filter unit was belted around my waist, with the unit behind my back.
Suddenly, the most horrendous smell filled the helmet. It was as if I had crawled up someone's anus on some sort of a reconnaissance mission. I gagged. I spluttered and fumbled to raise the visor.
Let's put it his way, fellow woodworkers...if you wear one of these helmets, wear the unit on your hip. That way your own farts won't kill you."In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is." Yogi Berra
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12th September 2008, 12:25 AM #2
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It's even funnier when your mate is wearing a triton and you walk up along side and all the while pretending to be his/her best buddy you let one rip!
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12th September 2008, 12:02 PM #3
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12th September 2008, 12:33 PM #4
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Gives a whole new meaning to 'recycling'
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12th September 2008, 07:50 PM #5
Sounds like what my dear old dad used to call a "rip snorter"
Should this not be in the Woodies Jokes section?
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12th September 2008, 09:31 PM #6
good one !!
nothing worse than gagging on your own fart
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12th September 2008, 11:05 PM #7
At least now u know it doesn't filter odors........................... funny
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12th September 2008, 11:51 PM #8
I'm crying laughing.....
"There is always a way if you are willing to pay the price in time, energy or effort."
Robert Schuller.
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12th September 2008, 11:56 PM #9
Triton really should put a big warning label on these things, I know what you mean.
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12th September 2008, 11:57 PM #10
This is a known fault with this type of system.
It has been noted that the problem becomes more severe when beans have been consumed in the hours prior to the fault occurring, particularly when consumed with chili.
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13th September 2008, 09:56 AM #11
I thought your own farts didn't smell?
Jack the Lad.
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13th September 2008, 08:31 PM #12
someone explained to me once that a fart is the fastest thing in the world , hows that says i,he said it's no sooner out of your bum than it's up your nose.
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17th September 2008, 06:28 AM #13
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Q. Why do farts smell???
A. For the benefit of deaf people!!
Q. What is a fart??
A. The anquished cry of a trapped t*&d!!!
Mike
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17th September 2008, 06:54 AM #14
Come on Guys,these jokes smell a bit.
The machine must have been designed by someone like myself.
A bit of a sadist.You are laughing.
How do you think he reacts when they sell another one to an old farter.Back To Car Building & All The Sawdust.
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17th September 2008, 09:27 PM #15
Onions
Some folks say that onions make people fart.
Not true. People make onions fart.
(Think about it.)
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Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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