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Detention

Started by pmcgee, 20th November 2013 09:18 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2tsup, accept, book, dad, desk, detention, dropped, home, kilometer, laugh, mahogany, mile, milkshake, oldham, paul, reason, reasons, son, student, students, teacher, timothy, yelling

Replies: 38
Views: 5,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2013 02:36 PM; by rustynail

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The donkey

Started by fenderbelly, 7th September 2013 11:08 AM

animal, argument, army, awaiting, bible, burial, bury, called, calls, captain, carcass, chaplain, continued, digging, disproved, donkey, level, looked, louder, minute, mule, mules, passing, privates, sergeant, shouted, shouting, walked, wrong, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 04:48 PM; by rrich

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Recipe for the perfect marriage

Started by MBM888, 23rd April 2013 05:40 PM

bought, chair, days, divorce, doghouse, driver, dust, electric, fault, fell, fight, garbage, interrupt, jump, late, looked, marriage, married, months, mud, pack, perfect, ran, recipe, remember, sit, spoken, truck, wife, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 11:05 PM; by chambezio

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The outhouse out back

Started by MBM888, 15th March 2013 03:12 PM

beard, cracks, fiddling, fix, fixed, git, head, hole, hollers, hurts, kitchen, nuthin, out-, outhouse, proceeds, pull, replies, seat, starts, stick, stickin, sticks, stuck, toilet, wrong, yelling, yells, yur

Replies: 4
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2013 01:40 PM; by rrich

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G'day from North Brisbane!

Started by red_budgie, 26th February 2011 09:39 AM

a.k.a, brisbane, budgie, courses, distant, fade, fitting, floor, folks, furniture, gday, hobby, improve, joints, memories, mouldings, north, past, plan, renovating, rob, school, shocking, skills, teacher, timber, time, woodwork, woodworking, yelling

Replies: 4
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2011 02:32 PM; by red_budgie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Evening... or probably morning to most of you lot :p..

Started by tenman, 12th December 2010 08:10 AM

advice, barley, battered, bit, cock, cos, due, evening, expecting, expensive, guy, leaf, lot, moors, morning, nitro, photobucket, photos, quick, read, restoration, section, shouting, starting, table, thread, ups, wack, woodwork/diy/furniture, yelling

Replies: 8
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 06:01 AM; by 3 toed sloth

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Religious experience

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM

allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 06:56 AM; by Rodgera

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Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Bed Sheets

Started by John Saxton, 28th December 2009 12:08 PM

amazement, arms, barely, beat, bed, cursing, drunk, extremely, feet, ghost, guard, heck, hospital, incident, landed, laughter, pile, replied, security, sheets, soiled, staring, started, swinging, tangled, unknown, unsteady, violently, walked, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2009 04:49 PM; by watson

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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Bus driver joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th August 2008 10:49 AM

allan, bus, chap, church, congregation, driver, front, joke, minister, move, people, replied, row, sat, seats, sermon, sitting, spurned, stranger, surprised, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 11:26 AM; by wheelinround

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Call me a doctor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th July 2008 06:20 PM

allan, approached, barry, call, doctor, graduated, home, mate, medical, night, replied, school, sick, walking, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 10:52 PM; by tea lady

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Alans first baseball game

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 07:57 PM

alan, alans, ball, balls, baseball, batter, calls, chuckle, confused, embarrassment, fan, fans, friendly, game, hit, jumps, louder, mongrel, pleased, pride, quietly, run, sensing, sits, stands, surrounding, walk, whispers, yelling, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Blonde joke

Started by Elbow, 4th April 2008 09:19 AM

allan, blonde, blondes, blue, color, contractor, crew, curious, finally, green, job, joke, laying, painter, painting, pale, replied, rose, soft, speaking, street, turf, walked, warm, window, woman, wrote, yelled, yelling, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 09:19 AM; by Elbow

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TIP - Getting the warp out of ur boards

Started by oohsam, 31st October 2007 03:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

assitance, bend, boards, carjack, funny, garage, hard, screw, tip, treat, warp, warped, yelling

Replies: 31
Views: 7,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 04:17 PM; by mic-d

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 996

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

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Six years ago tonight.....9/11

Started by Sebastiaan56, 11th September 2007 09:32 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

9/11, ago, bloke, bunbury, club, flat, golf, midnight, morning, motel, swearing, till, tonight, tonight9 or 11, years, yelling

Replies: 37
Views: 4,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2007 10:08 PM; by rgum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: Is it me?

Started by rgum, 16th August 2007 05:20 PM

action, blah, boss, bugger, cab, ceo, eyes, finger, fogged, fumming, grief, idiot, job, leave, march, panel, person, read, sais, sick, start, stuff, thankyou, told, tony, uncalled, wanna, waved, weeks, yelling

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 05:18 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aussie Rules

Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2007 10:36 PM

abuse, answer, aussie, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, dunny, etiquette, gift, hear, kissing, livestock, parents, poor, proven, refrain, roo, rules, screen, stuff, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, weddings, wine, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 10:36 PM; by John Saxton

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Are boys always naughty?

Started by Wongo, 25th September 2006 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

anymore.mad, bastards.mad, behaves, boys, brothers, cried, damage, do.mad, door, easy, else’s, frankly, girl, girls, house, jasmin, kids, mad, mothers, naughty, option, parents, rhonda’s, told, view, what’s, wife, wrong, yelling, you’ve

Replies: 30
Views: 4,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2006 10:54 PM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I caught a fish today

Started by JDarvall, 12th August 2006 10:13 PM

#####, bastards, beach, biggest, catch, catching, caught, evens, fish, guts, handle, hanging, hooked, jake, mad, mate, nauseus, reeling, seasick, snapper, spewed, started, stick, swells, today, undersized, waving, whilst, whiting, yelling

Replies: 13
Views: 1,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 08:53 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australian Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 2nd March 2006 08:13 AM

abuse, australian, babies, characters, choice, deodorant, etiquette, gift, hear, impolite, kissing, livestock, lobby, movie, petrol, picked, poor, proven, refrain, road, screen, table, tacky, tests, time, ute, wedding, wife, wine, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 09:27 AM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

Ma & Pa.

Started by gatiep, 3rd March 2005 01:46 AM

beard, cracks, fiddling, fix, git, head, hole, hollers, hurts, kitchen, mosies, nuthin, outhouse, proceeds, pull, replies, seat, starts, stick, stickin, sticks, stuck, toilet, wrong, yelling, yells, yur

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 01:46 AM; by gatiep

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Getting on

Started by Christopha, 27th February 2004 09:04 PM

answered, elderly, finally, flip, flipping, halls, hem, home, lady, moment, nightie, nursing, running, sat, silently, soup, supersex, thinking, walked, wheelchair, yell, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 2,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:58 PM; by outback

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dogs

Started by Gino, 8th September 2002 07:51 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2002 07:51 PM; by Gino

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Things dogs hate

Started by Pete, 30th May 2002 01:59 PM

bows, carpet, chew, dog, dogs, fences, food, freak, fur, haircut, hate, home, insist, involves, jealous, noticed, pick, piles, poop, realize, ribbons, schedule, stuff, sweaters, taking, things, truth, walk, yard, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:59 PM; by Pete

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not so gay time on airplane

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:30 PM

agent, airplane, ansett, approached, australia, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, reined, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, time, wrong, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:30 PM; by Gino

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Mr Gay

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:25 AM

agent, ansett, approached, australia, caused, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, nodded, overhearing, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, reined, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:25 AM; by Hartley

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Detention

The donkey

Recipe for the perfect marriage

The outhouse out back

G'day from North Brisbane!

Evening... or probably morning to most of you lot :p..

Religious experience

Rodgera's night out

Bed Sheets

My one day of employment

My 1 day employment

Don't talk to the parrot

Allan in church

Bus driver joke

Call me a doctor

Alans first baseball game

Blonde joke

TIP - Getting the warp out of ur boards

Discrimination

Six years ago tonight.....9/11

Moved: Is it me?

Aussie Rules

Are boys always naughty?

I caught a fish today

Australian Etiquette

Ma & Pa.

Getting on

dogs

Things dogs hate

not so gay time on airplane

Mr Gay