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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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JOKES

A wee Dram o' the good stuff

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:24 PM

admitted, anticipated, arab, aye, blood, bmw, box, card, chocolates, diamonds, donate, dram, gesture, good, heart, hospital, laddie, phoned, prior, quality, reciprocate, scotsman, sheik, shocked, street, stuff, surgery, thank-you, type, wee

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 10:23 PM; by Stewie D

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JOKES

The Desert.

Started by issatree, 15th February 2013 04:17 AM

amazed, boss, chap, cut, desert, experience, firm, forest, job, logging, sahara, speed, told, tree, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2013 04:17 AM; by issatree

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JOKES

Reuse Center

Started by Scott, 11th September 2011 02:14 PM

125mm, 25mm, booty, burl, center, centres, counter, dirty, items, lot, lump, lumped, melbourne, muttered, myrtle, pants, picked, plenty, question, quickly, reuse, road, share, shop, square, started, thick, wee, yan, yean

Replies: 4
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2011 02:30 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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HINTS & TIPS

A Wee Scottish Tale

Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:51 PM

andrews, burn, coos, cupping, dinnae, drink, england, english, ets, fellow, foo, golfer, groundskeeper, hand, hands, highland, keeper, pish, repeat, replies, scoop, scottish, shi#e, shouts, spill, tale, tha, waater, water, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 05:51 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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JOKES

True friendship

Started by Grumpy John, 24th March 2010 07:12 AM

aff, ask;, closest, clumsy, confused, depressed, f#^, f@$&in, feel, frae, friend, friends, friendship, heed, pants, pish, pishing, sad, send, sick, stay, stop, stories, true, warmth, wee, whining, words, worse, yeve

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 06:43 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Extra bedroom alternative

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th January 2010 09:50 PM

0.c, 15yo, alternative, arriving, bay, bedroom, bit, cheers, cletus, colder, coming, cool, dazzler, expanda, family, holidays, inside, insulated, jayco, move, park, probs, read, renovateforum.com, stork, thinking, thread, wee, winter, yall

Replies: 0
Views: 986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2010 09:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

political joke

Started by jow104, 24th October 2009 09:02 PM

accident, brown, call, children, darlin, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, gordon, hand, johnny, joke, kerryin, loss, ower, plane, political, raised, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tae, tragedy, volunteered, wee, weel, wid, widnae

Replies: 2
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2009 12:49 AM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day

Started by jimmmyd, 15th May 2009 02:10 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2009 04:45 PM; by LGS

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

pulses over the mains voltage system

Started by mic-d, 15th January 2009 05:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alter, awake, ceiling, cheers, code, fan, half, happen, hear, hour, hours, laying, lbsyoucrazywhat, mains, michael, morse, pulse, pulses, short/long, signals, system, time, tone, voltage, wee

Replies: 18
Views: 2,779

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2009 06:56 AM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scotland The Brave

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2008 01:34 PM

400, appears, blood, brave, command, commander, covered, crest, edward, english, guy, hill, hundred, kill, minutes, patience, personally, scot, scotland, scots, scotsman, scottish, send, sends, snot, ten, top, torn, wee, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2008 07:31 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Skew's a day older!

Started by Waldo, 9th May 2008 12:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, bake, birthday, bloke, cake, cheerleader, cheerleaders, day, drop, fear, found, gday, hey, hint, hours, mate, meantime, neil, nicely, night, obliging, older, pms, skew, skews, subtle, ugly, wee

Replies: 16
Views: 3,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:06 PM; by scooter

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Another pub yarn

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 2nd February 2008 03:39 PM

3rd, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, foot, glasgow, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, personally, prefer, pub, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, wee, yarn, yken

Replies: 1
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 04:20 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Went For A Stroll In The Bush

Started by echnidna, 25th August 2007 08:43 PM

bit, blackwoods, blocks, bush, carry, coupla, coz, cross, fallen, foot, found, growth, gullies, hafta, head, hurdle, log, lot, nice, pleasant, scratch, stroll, stuff, tractor, trees, trouble, wee, weekend, wink, yous

Replies: 13
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 09:30 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

black marks on professionally polished floor

Started by 6weekstobaby, 11th June 2007 07:39 PM

advance, baby, bedrooms, bit, black, bleach, bothered, concerned, corinne, deal, floor, flooring, girl, house, job, marks, months, neighbor, polish, polished, polishing, pretty, professionally, question-, removed, replace, rough, spot, truth, wee

Replies: 14
Views: 2,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 11:45 PM; by 6weekstobaby

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FLOORING

Putting toilet in small bathroom??

Started by Mcblurter, 21st August 2006 10:45 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1660, 1840, 1980, 320, 730, basin, bath, bath/shower, bathroom, commission, concrete, dreamin, easy, floor, house, issue, layout, mcblurter, putting, real, rectangle, shelf, small, space, suspended, takes, toilet, walls, wee, wide

Replies: 31
Views: 9,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 06:31 PM; by jags

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Trust justified

Started by Daddles, 13th March 2007 09:51 PM

2tsup, boat, boatie, box, display, displayed, drool, duck, event, festival, flats, fondle, goolwa, handling, justified, marks, pick, planes, prominently, rewarded, richard, rolleyes, set, tent, trust, unmarked, visitors, wee, wiping, wooden

Replies: 2
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 09:49 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Possum wee wee?

Started by nats, 27th February 2007 02:07 PM

10mins, air, aircon, bil, con, cycle, destroyed, doh, enjoyed, fan, forum, he/she/them/it, installed, issue, learning, love, mistakes, months, possum, possums, rid, simply, tia, wee, wreaks

Replies: 5
Views: 2,789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 02:36 PM; by Ashore

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Automotive MP3s

Started by Daddles, 2nd February 2007 07:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

audio, automotive, bike, books, brute, cassette, complicated, connecting, deck, library, life, listen, lot, love, masochism, mp3, mp3s, ownership, player, plugs, portable, racks, red, richard, roll, talking, tape, type, wee, week

Replies: 15
Views: 2,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 03:58 PM; by Tonyz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Warning about depression - please read

Started by TassieKiwi, 22nd August 2005 02:59 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

apparently, appointments, attempt, august, boyfriend, classic, contemplating, cruel, depression, desolate, earlier, failed, feel, feeling, happen, hug, loved, minutes, pushed, read, revealed, shed, sisters, special, talked, uncle, warning, wee, wifes, word

Replies: 52
Views: 7,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 08:21 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Best Turf for a Dog

Started by Hootsmon, 25th November 2006 06:19 PM

biggie, bitch, bowl, coco, dog, dogs, dug, dust, experience, friends, kikuyu, lawn, piccies, pissed, question, reasonable, reckons, renovating, returf, staffy, turf, wee, winter, yellow

Replies: 11
Views: 8,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2006 09:42 AM; by rapapa

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Pennies

Started by Phil Spencer, 1st November 2006 08:25 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:25 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

5 star energy rating

Started by atregent, 20th June 2006 11:01 AM

add, afford, anthony, appliances, beginning, bit, cheers, efficient/water, energy, extra, happy, home, info, middle, plan, rated, rating, renovating, saving, spending, star, total, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 05:40 PM; by ozwinner

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Offpeak postage? What the.... ???

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 5th April 2006 01:13 PM

aka, bundle, cheap, costs, deliver, envelope, hours, knocked, meaning, mindgames, mountain, noticed, off-peak, offpeak, playing, post-office, postage, posties, prepaid, printed, rolleyes, send, snail-mail, summons, surely, term, thatd, top, wee, witching

Replies: 12
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 03:24 PM; by Bob Willson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Replacing Old Tap Fittings

Started by beej75, 11th January 2006 04:45 PM

advance, advice, apologies, appreicated, bit, bunnings, change, charge, confidence, existing, fittings, forum, idea, moving, plumber, re-routing, replacing, searched, staff, tap, taps, water, wee

Replies: 4
Views: 5,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 01:04 PM; by jimc

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

1976 VW Camper genuine 'Westfalia' conversion - $value?

Started by TassieKiwi, 24th November 2005 08:03 AM

$1000, $3k, $value, 1976, 2.0l, appears, awning, camper, conversion, ding, drives, engine, exterior, free, genuine, interior, miles, mint, odd, original, reckon, reconditioned, sleeps, standing, sweet, untouched, wee, westfalia, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2005 03:53 PM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Thumbs up to Majorpanic!

Started by Wild Dingo, 14th October 2005 02:04 AM

actual, camphor, cheers, cool, disheartening, excellent, fine, gander, gotta, hell, http://www.majorpanic.com, laurel, lot, majorpanic, mate, notes, professed, reckon, site, son, spent, stuff, taught, thumbs, update, wandering, website, wee, woodbutcher, worthy

Replies: 9
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2005 01:59 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

GetTogether/Welcome Mat ~ Home of the Biting Midge

Started by bitingmidge, 13th September 2005 09:14 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

beds, biting, cheers, date, day, details, door, excuses, gathering, gettogether or welcome, home, hours, jigs, late, limited, mat, mats, midge, morning, morticing, october, prepared, prize, rest, talk, time, wee, weekend, weeks, wishes

Replies: 65
Views: 7,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 09:15 PM; by MathewA

Forum:
EVENTS

Bandsaw DVD tracking

Started by Kev Y., 28th July 2005 06:30 PM

address, appears, australia, bandsaw, bit, concerned, copy, dvd, eek, figured, hoping, idea, included, mail, mastering, messages, ndru, read, slowly, snail, tankstand, thread, track, tracking, trevorowen, view, viewing, wee, woodie

Replies: 10
Views: 1,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 08:33 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Thar's a wee Moose in the Hoose!

Started by vsquizz, 16th July 2005 06:35 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

avoid, baits, battle, butter, cheers, eluding, hoose, invaded, laden, mates, mickey, moose, peanut, plans, shotgund, thar, thars, traps, wee

Replies: 30
Views: 3,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 12:11 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moving internal gas water heater out?

Started by Programmer, 17th June 2005 02:23 AM

age, bear, cheers, cold, compromising, covered, cup, efficiency, function, gas, heater, internal, marked, move, moving, people, question, reason, required, self-heated, slab, sledgehammer, stuffing, tablets, tea, tucked, type, uncovered, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 2,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2005 03:47 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Had me in stitches

Started by Christopha, 21st March 2005 05:44 PM

angus, aye, bent, bite, blackened, button, canna, dishpan, doon, door, eye, falling, fine, fly, god, goin, hands, happened, lady, macdonald, nose, pants, sew, stairs, stitches, thread, told, walked, walking, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2005 05:44 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Penny for your thoughts

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 03:26 PM

aboot, angus, anticipation, aye, bit, blush, blushed, brow, dae, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, lad, lass, leaned, lip, loch, looked, minutes, nae, penny, serious, spoke, thinkin, thoughts, time, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 03:26 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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JOKES

Skirting boards

Started by apjwm, 30th December 2003 08:41 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 6,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2004 09:36 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

The Scottish Lad

Started by Wood Borer, 25th September 2003 09:13 AM

aboot, angus.”, anticipation, bit, blushed, furled, gaze, girl, glanced, hand, it’s, lad, lass, leaned, loch, looked, minutes, penny, scottish, serious, sitting, spoke, thinkin’, time, time.”, wee, “another, “really?”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2003 09:13 AM; by Wood Borer

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JOKES

St Peter and The Repair Job

Started by sean@oz, 21st July 2003 10:57 PM

arrivals, bit, blessed, character, check, eyes, fella, fellas, fix, friend, gate, gates, german, heaven, heavenly, irish, job, killed, lowest, pay, peter, peterello, poor, repair, shady, shifty, soul, venus, wee

Replies: 0
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2003 10:57 PM; by sean@oz

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JOKES

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