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Chapped lips

Started by MBM888, 8th March 2013 12:19 PM

backside, chapped, cure, drover, heat”, horse, horse;, kisses, lifts, lips, replied, scorching, sweaty, tale, tourist, walks, watches, “does

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Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2013 12:19 PM; by MBM888

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The Stockman and the Banker

Started by MBM888, 1st October 2012 04:27 PM

150, animals, answer, banker, bundle, business, car, correct, finally, hi-tech, invited, laser, looked, miniaturised, paddock, page, paid, printer, prints, report, response, select, sheep, sheep”, stockman, watches, “if, “that

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Views: 1,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2012 04:27 PM; by MBM888

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I'm Asking for Trouble

Started by two40, 6th April 2012 07:09 PM

advance, band, belt/disc, build, bunnings, carba-tec, clock, clocks, contact, discount, drill, keen, mechanical, power, press, question, quick, research, sander, scroll, service, skills, start, stay, time, tools, trouble, watches, woodwork, woodworks

Replies: 10
Views: 2,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2012 01:40 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pickers!!!! My Favourite Show

Started by Milo, 25th August 2011 11:36 AM

addicted, american, antique, australia, awesome, bit, blokes, cheers, collectables, collecting, country, drive, favourite, fun, junk, milo, people, pickers, store, stuff, watched, watches

Replies: 3
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2011 11:38 PM; by Handyjack

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Rubbery

Started by Charleville, 17th June 2011 06:03 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:04 PM; by joe greiner

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Retarded grandparents

Started by Calm, 24th May 2010 09:11 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2010 10:21 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Anybody here know about fixing watches?

Started by petersemple, 12th April 2010 12:39 PM

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Replies: 3
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2010 09:53 AM; by petersemple

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from Melbourne

Started by Graman, 7th March 2010 10:16 PM

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Replies: 8
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2010 09:52 PM; by Graman

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

the wings of hope

Started by John Saxton, 18th February 2010 09:41 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 09:41 PM; by John Saxton

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A cowboy named bud

Started by wheelinround, 25th November 2008 08:35 AM

amused, animals, bud, business, calf, calves, car, cowboy, cows, email, finally, guess, herd, hey, image, mountainous, named, nasa, overseeing, pasture, photo, receives, remote, report, satellite, select, stuffs, trunk, watches, yuppie

Replies: 5
Views: 2,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2008 10:04 PM; by Rodgera

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Safety 101

Started by joe greiner, 24th June 2008 09:11 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 2,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2008 05:05 PM; by rrich

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SAFETY

Unscramble for woodworkers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM

allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 07:24 PM; by RETIRED

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Football fan

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:22 AM

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Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:22 AM; by munruben

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I spy

Started by Ian007, 15th July 2006 12:19 PM

bedroom, boy, continues, door, hallway, mad, middle, moment, night, parents, passes, peeks, slightly, spy, sucking, thumb, toilet, watches

Replies: 2
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 01:47 AM; by scooter

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Clever dog

Started by jow104, 23rd January 2006 07:31 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,945

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 08:42 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not an Irish Joke.

Started by outback, 28th May 2005 05:50 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2005 06:53 PM; by Bob Willson

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out of the mouths of babes

Started by fxst, 24th February 2005 09:12 PM

babes, bring, call, center, day, doll, earn, eat, escape, gate, grandchildren, grandma, grandpa, hard, hats, house, life, live, luck, mouths, past, people, pot, retarded, retardment, sitting, someday, visit, watches, wrecked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2005 09:12 PM; by fxst

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Mysteries in sport

Started by Wongo, 16th August 2004 12:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100m, 200m, afl, allowed, athletics, confused, don’t, equestrian, game, goal, half, jump, lot, marathon, mysteries, run, score, scoring, shirt, soccer, sport, sprinters, tennis, triple-jump, understand, watches, wear

Replies: 27
Views: 6,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 10:47 AM; by adrian

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Does Sex Impair Athletic Ability?

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:49 AM

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Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:49 AM; by Kev Y.

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Alligator shoes

Started by Rebus, 21st May 2004 06:38 PM

9-foot, alligator, amazement, bank, barefoot, blonde, catch, creature, creatures, deep, driving, frustrated, hand, home, huge, laying, nearby, pair, quickly, shoes, shopkeeper, shotgun, spots, standing, swimming, takes, waist, watches, water, woman

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Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 06:38 PM; by Rebus

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Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

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Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

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Consultants

Started by DPB, 6th June 2003 10:15 AM

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Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2003 10:15 AM; by DPB

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Floating timber floor

Started by Darryl, 19th October 2002 10:35 PM

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Replies: 5
Views: 4,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2002 06:26 PM; by KevM

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FLOORING

A woman is shopping .........

Started by hook, 8th October 2000 07:39 AM

belt, cash, driver, drunk, earth, hammer, hardware, items, line, local, register, replies, screw, screws, selection, selects, shopping, simple, single, slurs, standing, store, ugly, unloads, unusual, watches, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2000 07:39 AM; by hook

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Chapped lips

The Stockman and the Banker

I'm Asking for Trouble

Pickers!!!! My Favourite Show

Rubbery

Retarded grandparents

Anybody here know about fixing watches?

G'day from Melbourne

the wings of hope

A cowboy named bud

Safety 101

Unscramble for woodworkers

Football fan

I spy

Clever dog

Not an Irish Joke.

out of the mouths of babes

Mysteries in sport

Does Sex Impair Athletic Ability?

Alligator shoes

Sunday Golf

Consultants

Floating timber floor

A woman is shopping .........