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Complete and Finished....similar but different.....

Started by MBM888, 11th August 2013 06:19 PM

claim, complete, difference, easy-to-understand, finished, finishedsimilar, inlove, marry, people, similar, woman, words

Replies: 0
Views: 936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2013 06:19 PM; by MBM888

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Would you marry again

Started by rwbuild, 19th May 2013 07:16 PM

audible, bed, car, clubs, died, drive, golfing, groan, house, hurt, husband, jewelry, left-handed, makes, married, marry, pictures, proper, question, quietly, remarry, replace, sh#@t, shed, shes, silence, sitting, sleep, times, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2013 05:28 PM; by damian

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Roof extension with larger rafters

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th October 2012 01:50 PM

bit, ceiling, cuts, engineer, existing, extending, extension, extensions, gyprock, halfway, height, hoping, house, larger, marry, match, notch, notched, plate, rafter, rafters, read, renovateforum.com, roof, set, square, thread, timber, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2012 01:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Permission to marry

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2011 09:56 AM

daughter, family, marry, permission, sir, support

Replies: 1
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2011 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Wet tricks

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:04 PM

beautiful, blonde, breath, champion, climbed, decided, demonstrations, diving, endurance, incredible, jumped, lady, lay, learn, lengths, liverpool, marry, mersey, met, olympic, pool, prostitute, seventy-five, sidesof, started, swimmer, told, towel, tricks, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2011 11:04 PM; by John Saxton

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Happy Ever After

Started by Rodgera, 7th October 2010 11:50 AM

bear, beautiful, cast, castle, children, chuckled, contemplating, dear, dined, ecological, feel, frog, grateful, happy, issues, legs, life, live, marry, mother, night, princess, rest, sauce, sautéed, serve, shores, white, wine, yon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2010 11:50 AM; by Rodgera

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she was just a weeeee

Started by groverwa, 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, months, morning, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, scotsman, shes, suggested, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 11:08 AM; by groverwa

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Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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Hi, I am allisa

Started by allisa, 21st December 2009 05:03 PM

allisa, christmas, happy, here.i, marry, newbie, wanna

Replies: 5
Views: 920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2009 09:53 AM; by Rommel

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Sisalation - Building Code?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th December 2009 11:30 PM

1996, beneath, blue, building, built, christmas, code, fitted, foil-like, marry, premises, read, renovateforum.com, requirement, roof, sisalation, thread, tiles, victoria

Replies: 0
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2009 11:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

brain's for women

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM

advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM; by AUSSIE

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Lateral thinking/ I got it wrong as usual.

Started by fenderbelly, 25th February 2009 08:33 PM

bag, black, daughter, debt, farmer, farmers, father, fathers, field, forgiven, girl, lateral, lender, logical, marry, money, pebble, pebbles, people, pick, picked, save, standing, thinking, thinking or, told, usual, village, white, wrong

Replies: 12
Views: 2,853

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2009 06:37 AM; by underfoot

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Woodies Quiz Forum

mum meets the bride to be

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:32 PM

addition, amazing, beautiful, bride, bring, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, house, immediately, love, ma.guess, married, marry, meets, middle, mother, mum, red-head, replies, sits, tells, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:37 PM; by Calm

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The frog and the Princess

Started by munruben, 10th September 2008 11:34 PM

castle, children, chuckled, clean, clothes, cream, dined, feel, forever, frog, grateful, happy, housekeeping, legs, lightly, marry, meals, mother, night, onion, prepare, prince, princess, sautéed, seasoned, set, sumptuously, sweet, white, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2008 11:34 PM; by munruben

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candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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John's Last Wish

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:03 PM

barry, breath, dear, deathbed, die, gasped, hated, john, johns, marry, months, pitifully, request, softly, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 11:01 AM; by wheelinround

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Say What?

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2008 05:07 PM

actress, alan, article, attractive, beautiful, biggest, breakfast, common, dear, fairly, football, jerks, knowledge, lack, low, marlene, marry, morning, paper, player, primarily, question, reading, replies, sitting, table, understand, usual, wife, wives

Replies: 4
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 07:44 PM; by Brickie

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At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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Monogamous Mosman

Started by Greg Ward, 9th February 2008 11:30 AM

2.8%, 4.2%, abs, cross, female, greg, kings, live, male, married, marry, matter, monogamous, months, mosman, mosmanites, past, percentage, population, recent, sex, statistics, suburb, sydney, unmarried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 12:42 PM; by Big Shed

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Brown bread

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM

advice, allan, approached, baker, bloke, bread, brown, calendar, doctor, eat, hard, loaves, lord, marry, months, nineties, plenty, recommended, replied, rock, saturday, sixteen, stole, yippee

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Tennis players

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd December 2007 05:05 PM

allan, dying, hope, love, marry, means, player, players, tennis, time, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 04:31 PM; by Calm

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The Princess

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2007 11:25 PM

alas, answer, approached, brought, daughter, diamonds, disappointed, hand, happily, hardest, held, king, lived, marry, melt, melted, melted.he, mouth, overjoyed, pants?scroll, prince, princes, princess, question, sadly, substance, thinking, told, touched, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 11:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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Marriage proposal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM

ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:54 AM; by Capt. Zero

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Could this be true?

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th September 2007 09:54 AM

beer, drank, farted, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, left, lived, lot, marry, played, seat, time, toilet, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 11:55 AM; by munruben

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Great swimmer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 12:08 AM

answered, aussie, australia, bloke, brought, challenged, defeated, dream, dying, easily, fast, girl, great, home, honeymoon, hope, hotel, learn, marry, met, paradise, street, surfers, swim, swimmer, time, venice, walker, whilst, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 03:02 PM; by munruben

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Raising floor level

Started by odie, 16th February 2007 01:21 PM

10mm, adding, advise, alright, bearers, carpenter, confidence, finished, floor, house, insert, install, installing, joists, laying, level, lost, lower, marry, match, packing, pine, plywood, possibly, raise, raising, reckons, round, sound, underlay

Replies: 3
Views: 2,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 06:33 PM; by Dusty

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FLOORING

20 Years

Started by tameriska, 6th February 2007 11:04 AM

baffled, bed, caught, choices, corner, crouched, downstairs, facing, father, hear, house, husband, looked, marry, middle, missing, muffled, night, prison, remember, replied, sobbing, sound, spend, stillness, wall, woke, woman, wrong, years

Replies: 0
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 11:04 AM; by tameriska

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How woodworkers choose their wives

Started by AlexS, 18th February 2000 10:13 AM

$5000, asset, biggest, boobs, buying, choose, decide, equipment, finally, gallery, girlfriends, grows, happy, line, love, married, marry, money, people, sell, setting, shed, spent, told, tools, trees, valuable, wives, woodworker, woodworkers

Replies: 12
Views: 3,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 01:37 PM; by Jeff

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Getting rid of the man

Started by Rodgera, 30th July 2006 08:09 PM

challenge, children, eek, hurting, leave, love, man, marks, marry, masculinity, rid, skid, sound, suggest

Replies: 3
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2006 08:21 PM; by echnidna

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Mother in Law Special

Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM

addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 04:03 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

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Just a wee bit....

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:03 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, wee, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:03 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Good For A Senior Laugh

Started by DPB, 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM

answered, arthritis, bench, called, canal, careful, courage, days, doctor, estates, evening, good, hearing, heart, laugh, marry, meal, morris, neighbor, painfully, park, prison, remember, replied, senior, slowly, stool, trailer, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 06:57 PM; by DPB

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JOKES

The fiancee

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:53 PM

amazing, beautiful, blonde, bring, brings, brunette, chat, couch, day, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, hesitation, house, love, married, marry, middle, moment’s, mother, redhead, sits, tells, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:53 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

14 Things You Really Should Have Done Before Getting Married

Started by Kev Y., 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM

bits, carpet, clipping, effort, enjoy, fancy, female-shaped, friends, front, hold, house, inflatable, magazine, marriage, married, marry, mind, naked, opposite, partner, relish, rid, sex, space, straight, things, toenails, walk, wardrobe, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:52 PM; by Kev Y.

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An organization that makes men fear marriage

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:22 AM

adopting, americans, anonymous, bachelors, british, club, curlers, england, fear, hair, hate, highly, makes, marriage, marry, men, mens, mother-in-law, mud, nightgown, organization, pack, provided, send, successful, treat, unique

Replies: 1
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 01:49 AM; by Ashore

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u beaut

Started by lola, 3rd October 2005 09:29 PM

beaut, carbatec, catalogues, cheers, gday, hold, inet, marry, product, scott, sites, sounds, timbecon, wondering

Replies: 13
Views: 2,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 10:30 AM; by silentC

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FINISHING

The Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Started by Baz, 27th September 2005 09:15 PM

beer, drank, fairy, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, lived, lot, marry, played, playstation, possession, remote, shortest, sole, tale, time, worlds

Replies: 2
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2005 09:28 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Can you trust farmers?

Started by Caliban, 30th August 2005 08:00 PM

baby, beauty, bit, cross-eyed, date, daughter, day, explained, farmer, farmers, father-in-law, girl, happen, human, imagine, marry, met, mission, nodded, parents, pathetic, perfect, pregnant, replied, rushed, shes, suggested, trust, weeeee, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2005 08:00 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Fixing plaster arch to rendered wall

Started by erm2706, 19th August 2005 01:03 PM

arch, bigger, cement, cheers, difficult, due, easier, easy, fix, fixed, fixing, irregular, keeping, marry, middle, nails/screws, pieces, plaster, position, prop, purpose, rendered, roses/cornice, run, shape, situ, stay, temporarily, wall, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 3,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2005 06:00 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
PAINTING

Advice from Children

Started by simon c, 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM

advice, age, boys, buy, call, children, columns, craig, date, day, dead, decides, eighteen, kids, kiss, law, lot, married, marry, newspapers, pam, people, person, play, rich, single, sports, wife, world, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2005 09:15 AM; by simon c

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Marry Christmas sign on forum

Started by PuppyPaw, 11th December 2004 02:22 AM

admin, christmas, distracting, enhanced, forum, hope, light, marry, minds, noticed, sign, sort, version, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2004 11:34 AM; by PuppyPaw

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Proof

Started by Christopha, 23rd August 2004 10:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2004 10:09 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

What can you say

Started by colbra, 25th May 2004 08:53 PM

car, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, continues, cup, daughter, father, front, husband, jail, kitchen, love, lowering, marry, night, remember, replies, seat, send, shotgun, shoved, sitting, softly, solemnly, table, tear, wife, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2004 08:53 PM; by colbra

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The big member - hope you can count

Started by Ray from Toronto, 16th October 2002 08:46 AM

big, called, count, dashed, dejectedly, doctor, fifteen, forest, frog, grinning, head, hope, ideal, inches, lit, looked, marry, member, monster, pond, replied, replies, screamed, shorter, suddenly, times, witch, woody, wow, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

from the mouths of babes

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:47 PM

age, babes, boys, call, columns, date, day, dead, decides, favourite, home, kelvin, kids, kiss, law, marriage, married, marry, mouths, pam, people, person, play, pretty, rich, ricky, run, single, sports, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2002 10:40 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

story with a moral

Started by Gino, 25th April 2001 11:32 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, hed, hideous, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighboring, night, noble, price, question, replied, round, spoke, story, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2001 11:32 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

frog + princess

Started by Gino, 18th April 2001 03:04 PM

bear, castle, children, chuckled, clean, clothes, cream, dining, frog, happy, housekeeping, legs, lightly, marry, meals, mother, night, onion, prepare, prince, princess, repaste, sauce, sautéed, seasoned, setup, sweet, white, wine, yon

Replies: 1
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2001 03:20 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Heaven

Started by Charles Castle, 21st February 2001 08:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:33 PM; by Charles Castle

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JOKES

What women want

Started by Gino, 13th February 2001 02:04 PM

answer, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, day, freedom, friend, gawain, half, killed, kingdom, life, marry, monarch, moral, neighbouring, night, noble, price, question, round, spared, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2001 02:04 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

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