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Easter Bunny

Started by groverwa, 18th April 2014 04:37 PM

animal, blonde, bunny, car, contents, dead, driver, driving, easter, feet, hair, highway, hops, jump, jumps, label, life, paw, pulls, rabbit, restores, road, runs, sensitive, spray, sprays, stops, ten, waves, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,719

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2014 04:37 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

Started by Woodwould, 8th March 2012 10:24 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2012 10:43 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Pony Club desperately need woodworkers

Started by caronell, 25th October 2011 04:13 PM

absolutely, australia, built, club, country, creek, cross, desperately, dry, email, experienced, fixings, gratitude, happy, home, instructions, jumps, kids, pony, sad, shed, sitting, south, sunnybrae, timber, time, undying, wood, woodworkers, workers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2011 04:41 PM; by caronell

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

New like the shoe before it stepped in the poo

Started by TeakGuyFL, 21st September 2011 11:58 PM

absolutely, alan, beach, beautiful, buds, chase, deck, hope, ice, jackson, jacksons, jumps, life, love, marine, morning, pack, play, poo, prowler, rgds, shoe, snack, stepped, teak, toys, vanilla, vanwinkle, weekend, youtube

Replies: 3
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2011 05:56 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Started by tea lady, 13th December 2010 12:56 PM

breathalyzer, center, chair, cross, digs, excuse, halls, hands, heard, joke, jumps, lady, line, maam, mans, naked, no-not, nother, prolly, pulls, purse, receipt, registration, sends, shes, store, warning, weaving, wheel, zooms

Replies: 4
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2010 09:17 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Why don't Sigma make a 400mm Tile Cutter?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th October 2009 06:40 PM

$200, $500, 370, 400, 400mm, 510, common, cutter, jumps, missing, pretty, read, reason, renovateforum.com, ryhme, sigma, size, standard, thread, tile

Replies: 0
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2009 06:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

flooding in Brissie

Started by mic-d, 20th May 2009 06:04 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2-3, 330mm, ago, anymorerolleyes, blocked, brissie, cheers, days, due, flooding, glad, horses, house, jumps, logs, lost, michael, pipe, remember, splash, split, stoopid, stories, storm, thinking, treelines, water, whove, worse, worst

Replies: 31
Views: 4,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2009 11:30 AM; by mic-d

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

a Jazz chord

Started by wheelinround, 23rd May 2009 02:56 PM

ass, band, chord, climbs, crowd, dives, flat, guy, hold, impromptu, improvisation, jazz, jumps, mike, minor, pissed, play, playing, professional, ruv, shouts, sing, smart, stage, starts, stevie, straight, takes, tears, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 04:43 PM; by watson

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JOKES

Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

barking, bed, dog, doing?”, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, it”, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbour’s, paddy, suddenly, this”, wife, yard, “i’ve, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

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JOKES

Alans first baseball game

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 07:57 PM

alan, alans, ball, balls, baseball, batter, calls, chuckle, confused, embarrassment, fan, fans, friendly, game, hit, jumps, louder, mongrel, pleased, pride, quietly, run, sensing, sits, stands, surrounding, walk, whispers, yelling, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 08:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

You learn something new every day

Started by Barry_White, 25th March 2008 12:39 PM

accuracy, alphabet, birth, brown, day, dog, ears, english, fox, growing, hand, jumps, kayak, lazy, learn, left, letter, level, palindromes, quick, racecar, read, sentence, silver, size, stop, typed, word, words, yep

Replies: 9
Views: 3,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 10:32 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Hole In The Ground

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th February 2008 04:51 PM

ago, block, bottom, bushes, chained, count, deep, edge, engine, farmer, fellows, funny, goat, ground, happen, headfirst, hesitation, hole, hour, hundred, impossible, jump, jumps, miles, minute, running, standing, throw, walks, woodie

Replies: 3
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Frog

Started by munruben, 14th December 2007 10:08 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 11:01 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Parramata bus

Started by fenderbelly, 9th November 2007 11:03 PM

bang, bus, cab, calls, catch, crash, credit, decided, finally, gate, hell, hiking, hitch, jumps, mick, noise, paddy, parked, parramata, parramatta, replies, rrrrr, running, scared, silence, smash, smashes, times, vroom, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Chinese guy

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:41 AM

allan, bunnings, charge, chinese, day, guy, hours, hunted, job, jumps, local, pile, search, shouts, staff, store, suddenly, supplies, timber

Replies: 5
Views: 1,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 11:25 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Another Irish Joke

Started by Baz, 30th September 2007 05:19 PM

barking, barking;, bed, dog, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbours, paddy, wife, yard;

Replies: 4
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 06:04 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Football fan

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:22 AM

australian, claps, depends, dog, fan, football, friend, games, impressed, jumps, kick, kiddin, lose, mate, paws, replied, somersaults, team, told, watches, wins, yer

Replies: 0
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:22 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

communication from house to shed/workshop

Started by robatman, 20th July 2006 04:15 PM

baby, category, cbs, communication, current, handheld, hear, house, intercom, jumps, justs, monitors, people, pretend, ps-, question, reno, robert, running, shed or workshop, shed/workshop, shmbo, times, tools, wondering, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2006 03:13 PM; by Iain

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THE GARDEN SHED

A gay guy went to heaven

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:36 AM

butt, control, decided, devil, fed, fire, firewood, follow, freezing, furious, gate, gay, guy, heaven, hell, inspection, jumped, jumps, keys, lava, pete, replied, routine, saint, sends, straight, time, walk, weeks, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 2,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 11:36 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Eternally Grateful

Started by Rodgera, 13th June 2006 09:20 PM

audience, audiences, benefactor, borrow, christopher, circuit, confused, door, dry, eternally, fortune, gambler, grateful, guy, incredible, jumps, lecture, left, mens, money, months, quarter, remember, share, speaking, stall, story, table, tells, winnings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 09:20 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

@&%$! postjumping **&$@&%! - HELP!

Started by TassieKiwi, 26th April 2006 04:52 PM

@&%$, @and%$, and$@and%, annoying, jumps, post, postjumping, postjumping&$@&%, read, struck, thread, time, weeks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 09:33 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Tale From The Woods

Started by Driver, 18th April 2006 08:08 PM

“deer?”, “eeeyewwh”, “poaching, “there’s, “what, bloody, brushes, caught, day, deer, deer”, evening, exactly?”, gamekeeper, head, i’m, i’ve, jumps, name-calling, passing, poacher, poaching, shoulders, shoulders?”, slung, tale, thief, time, woods, you’ve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2006 08:08 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The mind is an awsome thing

Started by Kev Y., 30th August 2005 02:42 PM

awsome, bathroom, bed, bedroom, boy, headache, headaches, home, husband, hypnotist, jumps, love, makes, mind, minutes, mirror, move, passionate, remember, replies, round, shes, sits, standing, tells, thing, time, wife, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2005 11:27 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Door frame for French Doors with sidelights

Started by Fordy, 28th August 2005 08:08 PM

244.00, 600.00-700.00, accommadate, adding, advance, aluminium, bunnings, cost, door, doors, double, existing, extend, fordy, found, frame, frames, french, howdy, increase, jarrah, jumps, lights, price, replace, sets, sidelights, sliding, wondering, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 4,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2005 11:58 PM; by Fordy

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2004 03:58 PM

alley, annoyed, beware, bite, biting, block, blouse, breasts, burying, caressing, costs, dark, fondling, gonna, joke, jumps, kissing, nah, nuts, perfect, replies, reveal, runs, starts, takes, tit, walking, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 04:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

The frog in the pond

Started by Chum, 12th September 2004 07:00 PM

centre, chum, edge, frog, half, island, jump, jumps, metre, metres, pond, pool, previous, reach, sitting, subsequent

Replies: 8
Views: 2,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 10:51 PM; by Chum

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JOKES

AutoSketch problem

Started by Rocker, 10th February 2004 05:26 PM

advise, autosketch, click, colour, draw, easy, ensure, entering, fill, front, guru, inadvertently, jumps, line, manual, obscured, outline, polygon, problem, remains, stop, thickness, thinnest, this;, visible

Replies: 5
Views: 2,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 06:50 PM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fake Chimney

Started by basil, 23rd October 2003 12:54 AM

bond, brick, cheers, chimney, colour, company, e.g, fake, fibreglass, fireplace, flu, flue, galvanised, gas, hide, house, inserted, installing, jumps, metal, question, road, roof, sealed, standard, surrounds, traditional, view, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 4,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2003 02:44 PM; by IanA

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

something about a monkey ...

Started by Eastie, 22nd May 2002 05:58 PM

ass, ate, ball, bar, bartender, cherry, coctail, cue, disgusted, drink, drinking, eats, grabs, guy, jumps, measures, monkey, olives, patron, pool, pulls, running, sight, starts, sticks, stuck, suprise, table, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2002 10:15 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Smart Ass

Started by Gino, 1st August 2001 12:19 PM

1982, american, ass, chair, class, clinton, demanded, f&#ing, gonna, hand, heard, history, iacocca, japanese, jumps, lee, loud, monica, people, puke, sighed, smart, student, suck, suzuki, teacher, waving, whisper, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2001 12:19 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Sniffer D

Started by John Saxton, 1st June 2001 12:29 AM

aisles, aisles.he, arm.he, boy, carrying, dog, edited, handler, handlers, itsays, jumps, note, paws, plane, planes, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sitting, sniffer, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2001 12:29 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

sniffer dog

Started by Gino, 9th May 2001 10:17 PM

aisles, arm, bloody, bomb, boy, carrying, cocaine, dog, edited, found, gino, handler, handlers, hell, jumps, marvellous, note, paws, plane, racing, replies, returns, rover, search, seat, sends, sits, sniffer, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2001 11:23 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Only one today!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 01:42 AM

airplane, announces, clothing, crash, die, feel, feeling, female, frantically, iron, jumps, passenger, plane, removes, shirt, stands, today, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2001 01:42 AM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

Jogging

Started by Jim Carroll, 9th March 2000 10:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2000 10:31 PM; by Jim Carroll

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JOKES

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Easter Bunny

The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over the Lazy Dog.

Pony Club desperately need woodworkers

New like the shoe before it stepped in the poo

'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

Why don't Sigma make a 400mm Tile Cutter?

old cow

flooding in Brissie

a Jazz chord

Irish joke

Alans first baseball game

You learn something new every day

The Hole In The Ground

Frog

Parramata bus

Chinese guy

Another Irish Joke

Football fan

communication from house to shed/workshop

A gay guy went to heaven

Eternally Grateful

@&%$! postjumping **&$@&%! - HELP!

A Tale From The Woods

The mind is an awsome thing

Door frame for French Doors with sidelights

Tit joke..... BEWARE!!!

The frog in the pond

AutoSketch problem

Fake Chimney

something about a monkey ...

Smart Ass

Nun

Sniffer D

sniffer dog

Only one today!

Jogging