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Auto-Body Repair

Started by Rodgera, 13th March 2014 10:08 AM

assignments, auto-body, autobody, car, complained, demanded, door, explanation, fender, gaps, host, hours, job, matching, noted, owner, paint, panels, perfect, pick, pleased, repair, repairs, shop, spent, trainee, uneven, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2014 10:08 AM; by Rodgera

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Leftovers

Started by Rodgera, 26th September 2013 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

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A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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Caught in the Act

Started by Rodgera, 27th January 2012 06:48 AM

3-year-old, act, catching, caught, confronted, demanded, eating, granddaughter, grapes, helping, innocently, replied, share, sisters

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2012 06:48 AM; by Rodgera

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aUSSIE GIRL

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM

advice, allan, arm, aussie, broken, carry, chop, cleaning, day, demanded, dishes, doctor, eye, girl, healed, hot, house, improvement, laundry, lawn, left, married, meals, provide, ring, swelling, times, wash, wishes, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:52 PM; by munruben

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Angry Senator

Started by Rodgera, 24th February 2011 04:24 PM

accepted, acid, angry, begins, corrupt, cowards, day, demanded, explodes, half, hot, mid, pause, politicians, record, remainder, removed, senate, senator, senators, session, shout, statement, temper, tongue, withdraw

Replies: 4
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 04:16 AM; by bsrlee

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CEO Blunder

Started by Rodgera, 8th October 2010 02:20 PM

20-minute, audience, baffled, blunder, ceo, convention, copies, demanded, employees, event, extra, finished, furious, half, hour-long, idea, jenkins, punchy, replied, returned, scheduled, speak, speech, walked, write, writing, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2010 07:57 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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Postal Service Recall

Started by Ozkaban, 13th November 2009 08:49 AM

$1.73, adhesive, australia, australia….kevin, commission, created, demanded, enraged, findings, here], leader, million, minister, month, people, perfect, picture, political, post, postal, prime, recall, service, special, spending, spitting, stamp, testing, wrong, [insert

Replies: 2
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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The joys of owning your own business

Started by Grumpy John, 20th July 2009 02:06 PM

90%, agent, board, bottle, business, buy, day, demanded, farm, farmer, free, guy, half-wit, hours, joys, makes, night, occasionally, owning, pay, pays, replied, saturday, sleeps, talk, week, whiskey, wife, £10, £150

Replies: 2
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2009 11:03 PM; by Rodgera

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Two chimps and a Blonde

Started by wheelinround, 8th July 2009 05:15 PM

$100, belts, blonde, blonde.what, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, coast, demanded, driver, driving, gold, heart, heck, holding, hours, over---so, pulled, ran, road, seat, seaworld, strapped, suddenly, truck, ushered, zoo

Replies: 14
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 12:58 AM; by tea lady

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Childbirth at 65

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2009 10:53 AM

.hmmessage, 0px;, 65-year-old, baby, birth, childbirth, cries, demanded, discharged, elapsed, enjoy, fertility, forgot, friend, growing, hospital, impatient, mine, minutes, o.k, padding-bottom, padding-left, padding-right, pass, passed, recently, replied, thirty, told, wait

Replies: 6
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:33 PM; by wheelinround

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Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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irish sausages

Started by kmthor, 12th June 2008 09:32 AM

assistant, bacon, bratwurst, bunnings, bursting, conceded, counter, danish, demanded, french, frogs, gear, german, hot, indignantly, indignation, irish, irishman, italian, legs, logic, looked, replied, righteous, sausage, sausages, steps, theme, walking, warming

Replies: 5
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 05:37 PM; by wheelinround

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Amos.

Started by munruben, 8th May 2008 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Groggy

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Smart man

Started by Stevenp, 29th March 2008 04:15 PM

bank, couple, customer, demanded, gun, instantly, killing, man, money, replied, rob, robber, shot, sir, smart, standing, temple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 04:55 PM; by Calm

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one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

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Political thief

Started by Rodgera, 24th January 2008 10:33 PM

1000, bushes, cried, day, demanded, fairly, hard, home, jumped, late, masked, money, night, p.m, political, politician, politicians, sudden, thief

Replies: 2
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 07:43 AM; by wheelinround

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John's neighbour at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:45 PM

allazn, answered, baby, calendar, demanded, enquired, father, friend, friends, john, johns, mate, mates, military, months, munruben, neighbour, overseas, recently, returned, ronnie, serving, stan, stole, surprised, wally, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:49 AM; by wheelinround

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Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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The Grand Emir is thirsty

Started by BazzaDLB, 26th September 2007 07:28 PM

abdul, arab, camel, demanded, department, dined, diplomat, emir, empty-handed, glass, grand, illustrious, pardons, return, returned, salt, scamper, sit, son, stammered, thirsty, thousand, time, ugly, unused, visiting, water, white, wined, wretched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:30 AM; by ss_11000

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Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

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Menopause

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:39 PM; by outback

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Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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One for the Greenies

Started by Baz, 26th May 2004 09:05 PM

agency, calmly, camp, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examination, forestry, greenies, hurried, land, listened, local, logging, management, nearby, nearest, old-growth, pain, peg, protection, recreational, remove, replied, story, timber, told, tree, unperturbed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 09:05 PM; by Baz

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The Picture on the Night Stand

Started by Baz, 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM

bed, bewildered, boyfriend, brother, calmly, dad, demanded, ear, enquired, framed, girl, guy, hoping, husband, love, naturally, nervously, nibbling, night, noticed, picture, reassured, replied, rolls, silly, snuggling, stand, surgery, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2003 08:53 PM; by Baz

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A true woodies joke

Started by Iain, 3rd January 2003 09:33 AM

agency, alpine, angry, committee, demanded, dnre, doctor, environmental, examining, hours, hurried, joke, lady, land, old-growth, patience, permits, planning, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, timber, told, tree, true, waited, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2003 09:33 AM; by Iain

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Smart Ass

Started by Gino, 1st August 2001 12:19 PM

1982, american, ass, chair, class, clinton, demanded, f&#ing, gonna, hand, heard, history, iacocca, japanese, jumps, lee, loud, monica, people, puke, sighed, smart, student, suck, suzuki, teacher, waving, whisper, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,324

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2001 12:19 PM; by Gino

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not so gay time on airplane

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:30 PM

agent, airplane, ansett, approached, australia, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, nodded, passenger, passengers, plane, reined, remember, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, time, wrong, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:30 PM; by Gino

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Mr Gay

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:25 AM

agent, ansett, approached, australia, caused, comment, confusion, customer, demanded, flight, free, gay, gays, holders, incident, nodded, overhearing, passenger, passengers, plane, refused, reined, remove, seat, shyly, sitting, startled, supposed, ticket, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:25 AM; by Hartley

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Auto-Body Repair

Leftovers

A small mistake

Caught in the Act

aUSSIE GIRL

Angry Senator

CEO Blunder

Pregnant Pause

Postal Service Recall

Heart Attack

The joys of owning your own business

Two chimps and a Blonde

Childbirth at 65

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Worried Employer

irish sausages

Amos.

Smart man

one for the greenies

Political thief

John's neighbour at Munruben

Priceless

The Grand Emir is thirsty

Trials of a greenie

With apologies to Zed...

Menopause

Lizard story.........

One for the Greenies

The Picture on the Night Stand

A true woodies joke

Smart Ass

not so gay time on airplane

Mr Gay