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Want a Coke.

Started by planemaker, 20th October 2014 12:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2014 12:03 PM; by planemaker

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JOKES

Hunter forumites gtg

Started by Wood Nut, 6th January 2013 01:42 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

13.5, acres, add, bbq, byo, chairs, cheers, coffee, coke, cook, details, drinks, fold-up, forumites, forward, gtg, heading, hunter, kindly, live, lunch, margaret, milk, mountains, ncarcher, parking, paul, plenty, sort, tea

Replies: 52
Views: 6,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2013 10:47 AM; by dai sensei

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EVENTS

The truckie and the emu

Started by Grumpy John, 29th September 2012 07:53 PM

amount, appeared, ar$#, change, chips, cleaned, coke, curious, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, hand, lamp, legs, money, offered, pay, pays, pocket, pulls, reaches, rich, rolls, royce, sounds, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2012 10:50 PM; by rwbuild

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JOKES

The Emu & The Truckie.

Started by issatree, 5th October 2011 12:25 AM

2nd, agrees, beer, bird, bottom, buy, change, chips, clever, coke, correct, emu, exact, genie, hamburger, lamp, legged, means, millionaire, nice, pocket, pops, reaches, rolls, royce, rub, time, truckie, waitress, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2011 09:21 AM; by Pac man

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JOKES

Here's a 'tall' story

Started by Sigidi, 1st August 2011 06:15 PM

$38, 11min, 1kg, 30min, apparently, arrive, beam, bowl, cashack, chips, coke, desertoo2tsupo, dinner, drink, fella, finishes, jim, killa, kilo, knocks, meal, min, pub, rump, salad, sits, staff, steak, story, tall

Replies: 10
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2011 03:30 PM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

only ordered beer all evening

Started by groverwa, 19th July 2010 11:08 PM

approached, banana, beer, brought, cheesecake, coke, dessert, dinner, drink, drinks, evening, exclaimed, gonnalove, homeddo, lots, nice, night, ordered, pardon, piggies, piggy, pigs, plate, salad, split, sprite, steak, table, waiter, wee

Replies: 3
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2010 11:00 AM; by Spanner69

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JOKES

fish shop

Started by texx, 21st May 2010 11:53 AM

cakes, chippy, chips, coke, coming, day, days, eaten, fish, flake, footpath, fried, homeless, noticed, poor, potato, power, scallops, shop, sitting, special, told

Replies: 3
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:56 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Aaadd

Started by dr4g0nfly, 7th August 2009 07:06 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2009 10:46 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

steel hardwear restore

Started by artfuliron, 27th July 2009 12:49 PM

40s, artfuliron, brighten, cabinet, catches, clean, coke, easier, fish, hardwear, hinges, hooks, kitchen, method, quick, remeber, restore, restoring, steel, trade, tricks, wheel, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 07:00 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
RESTORATION

Using Danish oil to finish benchtops?

Started by Goldy, 4th July 2009 03:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attention, beer, bench, benchtops, clean, cloth, coffee, coke, cup, curious, dam, danish, finish, finished, finsh, food, gum, oil, recommend, red, ring, simple, spilt, stain, table, tops, wine, wipe, yesturday

Replies: 20
Views: 21,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 01:02 PM; by fringe_dweller

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FINISHING

G'Day Mates!! Watchya all a doin'?

Started by elwoodbeauchamp, 25th March 2009 04:43 PM

aircraft, bought, boxes, build, built, chief, coke, cool, dept, doin, fire, forum, gday, government, items, link, machinist, mate, mates, medical, navy, nsw, post, postage, service, shipping, time, tools, watchya, welded

Replies: 14
Views: 1,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2009 02:04 PM; by Paul Willcocks

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

What Planet Are You From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th February 2008 06:58 PM

annoyed, answers, bawls, bit, blue, coke, crying, drivers, drives, gay, hands, license, mars, middle, offer, planet, queer, red, road, rolls, sandwich, snaps, spots, stop, stops, thirsty, trouble, truckie, window, yellow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:07 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

A True Queenslander.

Started by Toyboy, 6th February 2008 10:51 AM

australia, beer, bloke, blokes, carlton, cascade, cleanest, coke, conference, coopers, decide, diet, draught, drinking, glances, head, hesitation, lunch, manager, mates, national, planet, queenslander, shrugs, south, sprouted, tooheys, true, victoria, xxxx

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:51 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

In Honour of Joey Johns

Started by woodcutta, 10th December 2007 10:37 PM

andrew, burger, called, coke, created, deal, fries, honour, hungry, ice, jacks, joey, johns, meal

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2007 11:35 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Best joke this week.

Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM

airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores

Replies: 3
Views: 1,561

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 02:14 PM; by TTIT

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JOKES

Aaadd - An Oldie But A Goodie

Started by Meggles, 21st October 2007 07:13 PM

aaadd, bills, book, box, car, cheque, coke, day, decide, desk, dining, earlier, flowers, garbage, glasses, goodie, kitchen, left, mail, morning, oldie, realise, remember, remote, set, sill, spill, table, water, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:39 PM; by astrid

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JOKES

New Maccas Happy Meal

Started by Doughboy, 9th September 2007 10:47 AM

burger, coke, collective, folks, fries, happy, heads, ice, joey, johns, maccas, meal, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 10:47 AM; by Doughboy

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JOKES

Airline manners

Started by munruben, 28th August 2007 02:03 PM

airline, approach, attendant, burly, cheeky, coffee, coke, create, decides, earth, flight, fly”, forgetfulness, grabbed, guards, guy, hurtling, i’ll, manners, moment, parrot, parrot’s, party”, pretty, scene, security, tea, victorian, “i’ve, “you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Non-slip for vinyl and tile floors?

Started by journeyman Mick, 4th October 2006 12:37 AM

add, afterrolleyes, animal, bit, coke, covering, dad, doent, dropped, ease, fall, floor, floors, forward, friction, lot, mick, non-slip, nonslip, puddle, serious, slippery, spilling, sticky, suggestions, tile, treatment, vinyl, week, wondering

Replies: 9
Views: 3,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2006 09:00 PM; by Jim Carroll

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FLOORING

Kitchen Help

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM

bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred

Replies: 0
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Speaking of Beers

Started by fxst, 20th January 2006 06:13 PM

amazement, barman, beer, beers, bladdy, brewing, bruce, ceo, coke, diet, drinkin, fookin, forward, fosters, guinness, ice, king, lemon, paddy, pansies, pete, silence, speaking, stare, steps, stunned, tanks, wit, world, written

Replies: 12
Views: 2,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 10:37 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Choice

Started by Grunt, 17th December 2005 04:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 04:53 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

To be Eight Again

Started by Baz, 25th November 2005 06:22 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, dress, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, lolly, love, lovingly, m&ms, park, popcorn, precious, smile, story, theme, twit, wife, wobbled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 06:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Did that ever happen to you??

Started by Breslauer, 2nd August 2005 10:45 AM

attention, bills, bit, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, garbage, glasses, happen, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, remember, remote, set, spill, spills, table, warm, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2005 11:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Don't Guy's Me

Started by Bushrat, 15th October 2004 10:09 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, bloody, blue, broke, bundaberg, bushie, buy, cheer, chew, coke, confused, decent, drink, footy-, grass, gum, guy, half, joggers, leaders, live, mate, oath, rolleyes, rum, socks, top, true, world, yell

Replies: 28
Views: 5,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 10:39 AM; by Kev Y.

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Brand names

Started by simon c, 18th September 2004 03:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 5,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2004 10:16 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A. A. A. D. D

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:58 PM

bills, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, glasses, growing, hall, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, realize, remember, remote, set, table, trash, warm, wash, water, watered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:58 PM; by gemi_babe

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JOKES

The run of the forest

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:00 AM

answers, beat, coke, ecstasy, elephant, f@#$r, feel, forest, friend, giraffe, health, horror, hours, idiot, joint, lion, makes, pretty, rabbit, razor, rolling, run, running, starts, stumbles, sunny, time, tosses, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:00 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Ordering A Pizza In 2015

Started by DonN, 28th January 2004 06:16 PM

2015, ads, atm, balance, calling, car, card, cash, clause, coke, credit, customer, damage, exclusionary, free, heh, mind, national, operator, ordering, pizza, pizzas, prevents, ready, running, send, sir, soda, soybean, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 2,076

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2004 11:50 PM; by Dean

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JOKES

A.A.A.D.D

Started by Gino, 17th October 2002 11:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:21 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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Want a Coke.

Hunter forumites gtg

The truckie and the emu

The Emu & The Truckie.

Here's a 'tall' story

only ordered beer all evening

fish shop

Aaadd

steel hardwear restore

Using Danish oil to finish benchtops?

G'Day Mates!! Watchya all a doin'?

Three Little Pigs

What Planet Are You From?

A True Queenslander.

In Honour of Joey Johns

Best joke this week.

Aaadd - An Oldie But A Goodie

New Maccas Happy Meal

Airline manners

Non-slip for vinyl and tile floors?

Kitchen Help

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Speaking of Beers

Choice

To be Eight Again

Did that ever happen to you??

Don't Guy's Me

Brand names

A. A. A. D. D

The run of the forest

Ordering A Pizza In 2015

A.A.A.D.D