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  1. Differences.

    Started by Heilander, 13th April 2012 11:32 PM
    bad, bastard, blind, cold, daily, dick-head, difference, differences, gran, grandads, grandchild, granddaughter, grandfather, grannies, granny, night, parents, ride, school, single, told, tosser, wanker, wife, wondered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,346
    Last Post: 13th April 2012 11:32 PM
    by Heilander  Go to last post

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  2. Australia day

    Started by chambezio, 26th January 2012 05:11 PM
    australia, australian, bastard, beer, call, called, coin, day, excuse, feel, forward, friends, kiwis, makes, meat, offer, pretty, pronounce, sense, stubbies, summer, tastes, understand, wagga, wheel, woop, word, words, world, woy
    • Replies: 12
    • Views: 2,478
    Last Post: 27th January 2012 12:02 PM
    by colbra  Go to last post
  3. Warning

    Started by Rum Pig, 17th September 2009 09:18 AM
    aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, hardware, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,483
    Last Post: 17th September 2009 09:47 AM
    by masoth  Go to last post

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  4. God Bless Kmart

    Started by Sawmaster, 4th March 2009 02:51 PM
    $10.00, $33.00, 2000w, 35cm, 50c, ago, bargain, bastard, bless, bought, called, chainsaws, discounted, god, greedy, happen, happened, kmart, leaf, months, overridden, rarely, real, scanned, store, talon, upright, vacuum, verdict, yesterday
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,131
    Last Post: 15th March 2009 10:45 PM
    by Buzza  Go to last post
  5. Water Tanks

    Started by patty, 23rd December 2008 03:57 PM
    53%, bad, bastard, bit, cheers, clothes, company, dam, due, dunny, expensive, experiences, flush, installing, jacking, local, nice, patty, pay, plans, poly, prices, rain, recommend, slimline, supply, tanks, wash, water
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 2,446
    Last Post: 26th December 2008 12:40 PM
    by rotten_66  Go to last post
  6. Down under Knowledge

    Started by Barry_White, 27th September 2008 04:51 PM
    argument, australian, bastard, biggest, black, call, called, coin, excuse, family, fly, garden, handle, kiwis, knowledge, labor, makes, nose, occasion, overseas, phrase, plural, pronounce, refers, sense, summer, understand, wagga, wheel, woy
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 1,827
    Last Post: 27th September 2008 08:53 PM
    by Skew ChiDAMN!!  Go to last post

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  7. 13!

    Started by jaguarrh, 30th June 2008 06:34 PM
    bastard, day, eye, fence, gap, hospital, looked, mental, past, patients, planks, poked, roll, shouting, started, stick, walking
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 1,398
    Last Post: 30th June 2008 08:25 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  8. embarrassed ventriloquist

    Started by wheelinround, 28th April 2008 10:08 AM
    accrington, apologise, bastard, blonde, blondes, chair, community, continue, discrimination, dumb, embarrassed, humour.the, jokes, knee, lap, people, perpetuate, persons, potential, reaching, respected, row, started, stay, stood, talking, usual, ventriloquist, women, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,641
    Last Post: 28th April 2008 10:25 AM
    by Calm  Go to last post

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  9. File Formats

    Started by joe greiner, 7th April 2008 10:07 PM
    1950s, antique, bastard, bet, checked, dad, damn, file, flat, formats, heard, joe, joke, label, late, lester, lesters, looked, pal, picked, rasp, rough, round, sonofabitch, story, teenagers, tool, true, visited, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,264
    Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:07 PM
    by joe greiner  Go to last post

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  10. Kids

    Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM
    anxiously, bastard, dumb, effort, enjoy, family, girl, granddaughter, grandfather, grandfathers, grandma, grandmothers, head, home, kids, lousy, morning, papa, ran, replied, rescue, returned, ride, single, special, sunday, upstairs, week, weekends, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,461
    Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM
    by wheelinround  Go to last post

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  11. Urgent Warning

    Started by MrFixIt, 24th January 2008 02:43 PM
    aisle, apron, bastard, decking, dozen, dressed, fart, fortunately, forward, friends, green, half, lucky, lunchtime, posting, potential, punches, received, red, scams, shirt, sorted, spread, straight, suspecting, timber, urgent, wandered, warning, warnings
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 1,997
    Last Post: 25th January 2008 04:00 AM
    by jow104  Go to last post

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  12. Out of the mouths of babes

    Started by Barry Hicks, 27th December 2007 09:42 AM
    #16, adds, answers, antlers, babes, bastard, calls, cow, daddy, deer, girl, hand, holds, horny, horse, horsey, hug, john, kid, kiss, moo, mouths, mummy, pair, picture, teacher, variation
    • Replies: 7
    • Views: 2,021
    Last Post: 30th December 2007 07:19 PM
    by Barry Hicks  Go to last post

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  13. One of our lady woodies?

    Started by Barry Hicks, 4th December 2007 06:56 PM
    1959, attended, balding, bastard, class, classmate, closely, deeply, discarded, examined, exclaimed, gleamed, graduate, grey-haired, hmmmmm, lady, lined, looked, munruben, pride, quickly, school, sitting, surely, teach, teeth, ugly, waiting, woodies, wrinkled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,605
    Last Post: 4th December 2007 09:01 PM
    by Allan at Wallan  Go to last post

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  14. Nulon "Start Ya Bastard"

    Started by Dean, 1st March 2007 11:35 PM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    aussie, auto, bastard, blower, cylinders, day, dodgy, firing, nulon, petrol, picked, product, spray, start, start ya bastard, stuff, supercheap, vac
    • Replies: 23
    • Views: 5,112
    Last Post: 10th August 2007 09:21 AM
    by silentC  Go to last post
  15. Yahoo Toolbar

    Started by craigb, 14th February 2007 08:31 PM
    add/remove, bastard, ccleaner, damn, estate, firefox, happened, install, managed, programs, real, removed, rid, screen, settings, taking, toolbar, updated, yahoo
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 1,662
    Last Post: 14th February 2007 08:57 PM
    by craigb  Go to last post
  16. Australian Flag

    Started by ernknot, 22nd January 2007 09:59 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    agrees, australian, ban, bastard, call, cash, change, counrty, day, denegrade, died, direction, fine, flag, freedom, freedoms, greedy, grubby, hate, hell, love, mates, national, note, organisors, ozzie, people, sonmething, talk, word
    • Replies: 42
    • Views: 4,795
    Last Post: 24th January 2007 03:49 PM
    by Studley 2436  Go to last post
  17. Barrel Hinge Markers

    Started by watson, 13th December 2006 03:14 PM
    5.2mm, 5mm, 6mm, barrel, bastard, bit, breath, centre, chuck, dowell, file, finally, fit, helpful, hinge, hinges, holding, hole, hope, lathe, markers, mounted, noel, positions, set, tested, transfer, usual, whilst, wood
    • Replies: 8
    • Views: 3,296
    Last Post: 15th December 2006 12:42 PM
    by Shedhand  Go to last post

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  18. Finding buried utilities

    Started by Crom, 21st August 2006 03:22 AM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    attempt, bastard, buried, cable, crew, detectors, dig, digging, electronic, finders, finding, flushed, found, hey, hire, houses, lay, line, listen, neighbours, perth, plans, power, radio, runs, sewer, toilet, utilities, workshop, yard
    • Replies: 40
    • Views: 5,855
    Last Post: 23rd November 2006 10:16 PM
    by joe greiner  Go to last post
  19. Justice

    Started by Bob38S, 23rd June 2006 11:42 AM
    anger, bastard, beating, borrow, charge, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, death, door, fifteen, judge, justice, lived, looked, mick, mother-in-law, murder, paddy, responded, shovel, stood, stopped, time, understand, voice, wife, yelled
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,316
    Last Post: 24th June 2006 08:27 AM
    by Bluegum  Go to last post

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  20. The cat and I (part 2)

    Started by Wongo, 20th April 2006 12:15 AM
    2 Pages
    1 2
    accidentd, bastard, blue, care, cat, changed, damn, didn’t, feed, girls, hell.mad, hilarious, in-laws, joke, left, litter, low, mountains, overseas, poor, reached, reminding, sadly, stunk, thing.mad, week, wife, worry, wrong, “don’t
    • Replies: 27
    • Views: 3,166
    Last Post: 21st April 2006 11:58 AM
    by Zed  Go to last post
  21. Lesson in Business

    Started by Phil Spencer, 26th March 2006 09:30 AM
    $1000, accepts, agreeing, agrees, bastard, boyfriend, business, call, calls, coins, dollars, entirety, fast, finally, girl, girlfriend, half, happened, hour, johnny, lesson, management, minutes, money, pants, pick, proposal, screwed, time, waiting
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 2,305
    Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:40 PM
    by ss_11000  Go to last post

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  22. Forgive me father for I have sinned

    Started by Wongo, 12th December 2005 02:16 PM
    4 Pages
    1 2 3 4
    “miaw”.mad, assigned, bastard, bookshelves, can’t, cat, damn, days, devil, eat, father, fed, feed, filled, food, forgive, house, hungry, in-laws, irritating, left-over, mad, sinned, told, tuna?mad, water, wife
    • Replies: 49
    • Views: 4,893
    Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:46 PM
    by Waldo  Go to last post
  23. Bummer week

    Started by Iain, 10th December 2005 07:38 PM
    3 Pages
    1 2 3
    accounts, ago, art, bastard, belly, bugger, bummer, classical, company, couple, crown, dropping, grand, happen, k$$$$$$$$, live, lot, love, morals, night, owing, phoned, purcell, rant, settled, sitting, sons, stuffed, week, xmas
    • Replies: 41
    • Views: 4,104
    Last Post: 16th December 2005 06:48 PM
    by Daddles  Go to last post
  24. why is it so ?

    Started by Zed, 1st December 2005 03:51 PM
    6 Pages
    1 2 3 4 5 6
    @r$e, arnt, aussie, bastard, cheers, editing, hey, intrinsically, mouth, nature, potty, register, robbo, sweariness, understand, words
    • Replies: 81
    • Views: 8,671
    Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:35 AM
    by Gumby  Go to last post
  25. Order in court!

    Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM
    arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,123
    Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM
    by Driver  Go to last post

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  26. The Snake!

    Started by Driver, 21st October 2005 10:25 PM
    accident, accidents, agent, ago, bad, bastard, bit, bloke, coupla, don’t, fella, happen, hard, insurance, interviewed, mate, nah, penis, policy-, purpose, snake, tiger, wasn’t, you’ve
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,085
    Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:13 PM
    by Driver  Go to last post

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  27. When you grow old...

    Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM
    1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,493
    Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM
    by AlexS  Go to last post

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  28. Playing around

    Started by Driver, 5th November 2003 04:39 PM
    agree, amazed, badly, bastard, burst, car, company, day, ego, golf, he’s, home, hotel, kiss, lot, managed, match, misjudge, morning, passionately, play, playing, pulls, reaction, round, situation, suggests, tears, tells, week
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,882
    Last Post: 5th November 2003 04:39 PM
    by Driver  Go to last post

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  29. File This

    Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2002 10:55 PM
    assistant, bastard, buy, chs, city, counter, couple, customer, deside, file, handed, hardware, johnno, kilos, leaves, local, nails, purchased, replied, shop, smiled, sons, thatll, waited, walks, wife, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,476
    Last Post: 7th November 2002 10:55 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  30. Wangaratta Chronicle

    Started by Iain, 11th October 2000 09:03 AM
    agreed, alright, announced, bastard, bull, bystander, car, childs, chronicle, day, driving, englishman, ensured, event, explained, happened, headlines, journalist, kills, lad, neck, paper, pet, pommy, range, read, stopped, story, walking, wangaratta
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,084
    Last Post: 12th October 2000 11:29 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  31. Best Day Golfing

    Started by gazaly, 19th September 2000 08:14 AM
    apartment, appreciation, bastard, candle-lit, car, company, day, dinner, drives, everyday, fine, golf, golfing, home, match, monday, morning, night, passion, penthouse, pips, planned, play, playing, pulls, restaurant, round, surprise, tight, week
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,344
    Last Post: 19th September 2000 08:35 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  32. a boy and his frog

    Started by Gino, 22nd June 2000 07:02 PM
    baby-sitter, bastard, boy, catch, counter, dad, dead, dollars, fifty, frog, hell, home, killed, madam, milkman, mom, past, piece, prostitute, pulling, replies, sex, shell, slams, smile, son, string, syphilis, takes, walks
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,434
    Last Post: 23rd June 2000 08:52 AM
    by AlexS  Go to last post

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  33. Deaf

    Started by RETIRED, 14th November 1999 06:30 AM
    answer, bastard, chicken, day, deaf, dinner, directly, dishes, doctor, feet, fifteen, finally, fourth, home, honey, ian, kitchen, moves, question, replies, response, robbo, robertson, stands, supper, ten, test, time, wife, wifes
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,892
    Last Post: 14th November 1999 06:30 AM
    by RETIRED  Go to last post

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