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The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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Thieves

Started by oges, 4th August 2010 08:43 AM

ambulance, arrived, burgulars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, george, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, thieves, tools, truck, waited, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2010 07:31 PM; by ajw

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A little stumble on life's road

Started by lesmeyer, 11th March 2010 10:53 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ambulance, anterior, apparently, arrived, artery, attack, commence, constitutes, coronary, descending, feeling, happened, heart, inserted, left, les, life, lifes, light, march, morning, pretty, quickly, recovery, road, stent, stents, stumble, suffered, woodwork

Replies: 31
Views: 3,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2010 04:47 PM; by Carry Pine

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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Right to die

Started by Gingermick, 8th November 2008 06:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ambulance, bedroom, care, community, couple, court, cummins, death, depression, die, elderly, found, home, issues, janetta, matter, november, pact, paramedics, rochford, rolfe, rolfes, sentence, significant, suicide, time, told, tragic, voluntary, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 4,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2008 12:40 AM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Golfer's Error

Started by rayintheuk, 14th October 2008 07:21 PM

ambulance, apologies, ball, bandage, clubhouse, crossing, curve, error, fairway, golfer, golfers, ground, heard, hit, holes, knocking, leave, lies, makes, morning, night, perfect, ray, replies, rings, strikes, tee, tees, watching, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 07:26 PM; by fenderbelly

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How to call the police in QLD :)

Started by gawdelpus, 28th August 2008 11:19 PM

ago, ambulance, armed, burglars, call, called, cars, caught, counted, door, george, hung, light, love, mess, minutes, people, phillips, phoned, police, policemen, qld, red-handed, residence, shed, shot, stealing, story, true, unit

Replies: 10
Views: 2,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2008 11:38 AM; by damian

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Cutting oil drums warning

Started by Grahame Collins, 15th April 2008 08:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, activity, ambulance, ankle, bad, burn, burnt, call, cart, charters, colleague, cut, cutting, drum, drums, grahame, grinder, hip, hospital, incident, killed, mention, oil, school, similar, student, towers, warning, worse, worthy

Replies: 20
Views: 17,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 01:37 AM; by Harry72

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SAFETY

Crook back

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th March 2008 01:03 PM

allan, ambulance, assured, attended, bmw, calendar, car, couple, crook, explain, extricate, fireman, firemen, happened, hell, husband, jaws, life, mans, months, replied, seized, sobbing, staff, stole, suddenly, tools, top, uncontrollably, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:26 PM; by wheelinround

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Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

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Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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Who Would Want To Be a Paramedic!!

Started by Metal Head, 24th February 2007 09:48 PM

“when, ambulance, attack, bathroom, calling, chest, children, daisy, died, ecg, electrocardiograph, heart, husband, kirkland, life, oxygen, pain, paramedic, received, richard, saved, service, staffordshire, stairs, stupid, symptoms, test, told, tom, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:48 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

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some parents...but read whole thread.

Started by womble, 3rd January 2007 06:22 PM

aedt, alerted, ambulance, amount, arrived, broadcasting, car, celsius, continued, cpr, cross, degrees, died, extensive, girl, heat, hospital, hour, left, officers, parentsbut, performing, proceed, read, sunshine, temperature, thread, time, told, western

Replies: 12
Views: 1,736

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fingers Crossed - Again.

Started by keith53, 29th November 2006 09:00 PM

access, ambulance, answer, bit, brother, builder, crossed, dad, dads, enquire, farm, fingers, forum, heart, hospital, left, lives, message, milling, mum, nambour, rang, sort, taking, timber, worry

Replies: 14
Views: 1,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2006 09:40 PM; by Groggy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ladders

Started by Caliban, 24th April 2006 03:41 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ambulance, answers, bang, blundstones.bullsheet, bone, boots, cable, calls, crutches, cut, dies, favourite, found, hospital, kempsey, ladder, ladders, needles, pain, pins, plates, poke, radiographer, scream, signature, skin, son, weeks, wife, xrays

Replies: 45
Views: 6,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 12:26 PM; by CameronPotter

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the other GUMBY

Started by redwood, 16th January 2006 03:55 PM

ambulance, anaesthetic, anaesthetist, bloody, brain, cut, desk, doctor, door, enters, gas, gumby, gumbys, harley, head, hurts, kildare, lancet, music, nurse, operate, operating, pause, putting, racing, specialist, street, surgeon, theme, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 04:22 PM; by Greg Q

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sensitivity...

Started by AlexS, 28th November 2005 02:28 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, bluey, body, bruce, building, carrying, dead, door, fosters, guys, high-rise, husband, instantly, killed, lady, pretty, project, replies, sensitive, sensitivity, steve, steves, told, unbelievable, widow, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 07:13 AM; by bennylaird

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Emergency

Started by Just George, 6th August 2005 02:15 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

address, ambulance, book, communicate, contach, contacts, emergency, faced, fire, heap, ice, identification, injured, killed, list, listed, lost, mobile, names, people, phone, phones, police, posts, reply, spread, stands, started, teamsie, top

Replies: 34
Views: 5,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2005 10:08 AM; by Stuart

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SAFETY

Darwin Award candidate

Started by kiwigeo, 22nd July 2005 10:05 PM

1.30am, accidentally, age, ambulance, austin, award, burns, candidate, car, cigarette, condition, constable, dark, darwin, fire, hospital, jerry, lighter, minor, morning, petrol, received, senior, set, sparking, spokeswoman, stable, struggling, thornbury, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 12:12 AM; by fxst

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SAFETY

A heart attack experience

Started by jow104, 17th June 2005 12:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptable, age, ambulance, angina, arrived, attack, bathroom, blood, call, chest, cut, day, direct, ecg, experience, heart, hedge, hospital, local, minutes, normal, pain, proceeds, reading, shower, thin, time, transfer, transmits, treatment

Replies: 22
Views: 3,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 08:57 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mans Tongue Gets Stuck To Freezer

Started by soundman, 5th March 2005 11:35 PM

2.15, 2005, ambulance, bayside, bulletin, call, capalaba, confused, contact, discovered, dislodge, eek, feb, freezer, hemorage, joke, licking, mans, minor, officers, pmand, recieved, stuch, stuck, tip, tongue, treated, tuesday, warm, water

Replies: 8
Views: 2,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2005 12:34 PM; by Wongo

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Daughters first chopper ride

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 08:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

600kg, ambulance, chocolatte, chopper, cloud, compete, cost, daughters, daze, declared, dirty, donkeys, fell, frankston, free, god, hate, head, helmet, huge, insurance, kids, lining, month, mule, question, ride, silver, smack, weekends

Replies: 21
Views: 2,891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 01:48 PM; by HavinaGo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Prepsol or the like

Started by TheDad, 6th January 2005 12:33 AM

1974, ambulance, clean, colour, discussions, dodge, edges, eperience, faster, gaz, grease, gunna, guys, introduced, metho, oil, past, prepsol, project, safe, seal, shmbo, steel, story, straight, stuff, swear, tafe, timber, wool

Replies: 1
Views: 2,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 10:19 PM; by Kev Y.

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FINISHING

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

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I hope I didn't brain my damage

Started by ndru, 5th April 2004 11:55 AM

ambulance, blood, brain, calling, centimetre, compressor, damage, deeper, gun, head, hemorrhage, hope, hospital, insisted, mates, melbourne, nail, nathan, pain, people, recessed, removed, removing, risk, royal, shorten, siu, skull, vessel, victorian

Replies: 4
Views: 3,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 04:52 PM; by Iain

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lawyers-hunting rules

Started by cliff cook, 31st May 2002 11:48 PM

370.09, accident, ambulance, attorney, attorneys, chiropractor, clubs, disguise, harvest, hunt, hunter, hunting, kill, lawyershunting, license, marks, motor, physician, possess, prohibited, purposes, reporter, rules, tax, trap, unlawful, vehicle, victim, wear, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2002 10:43 PM; by soundman

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If you think you're havin' a bad day

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 10:36 PM

ambulance, arm, bad, cheers, damage, day, fire, forest, forest.the, found, havin, home, husband, looked, lying, minute, motorcycle, paramedics, patio, pay, phone, protesters, ran, released, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, toilet, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 07:02 PM; by John Saxton

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having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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The Church Dinner

Not mush room to eat

Thieves

A little stumble on life's road

Heart Attack

Right to die

Golfer's Error

How to call the police in QLD :)

Cutting oil drums warning

Crook back

Old Woody

"Real" 911 Calls?

Cpr

Priceless

Who Would Want To Be a Paramedic!!

View from the balcony

some parents...but read whole thread.

Fingers Crossed - Again.

Ladders

the other GUMBY

Sensitivity...

Emergency

Darwin Award candidate

A heart attack experience

Mans Tongue Gets Stuck To Freezer

Daughters first chopper ride

Prepsol or the like

Sad story

I hope I didn't brain my damage

lawyers-hunting rules

If you think you're havin' a bad day

having a bad day