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New tricks for old eyes!!

Started by artme, 1st April 2014 11:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ana, colour, conditions, eyes, feature, grey, guess, laundry, light, lighter, litres, mauve, morning, nice, paint, paint~~~, realize, removed, sample, shop, sized, takes, tone, tricks, trot, useless, wall, walls, worse, wrong

Replies: 15
Views: 2,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2014 02:13 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Removing ALL finish from veneer question

Started by MrTwistie, 23rd March 2014 03:57 PM

add, bits, bleach, cabinet, coat, coat/s, cocktail, colour, consistent, finish, finished, flame, hear, love, maple, noticed, nut, oil/varnish, paint, question, realize, recently, refurbishing, removing, seal, shellac, splodgyness, stripper, veneer, vinegar

Replies: 3
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2014 01:45 PM; by MrTwistie

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RESTORATION

The Same, The World Over

Started by rrich, 17th March 2013 02:32 PM

camera, event, finally, focuses, human, person, realize, screen, spouse, wave, waving, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2013 05:41 PM; by souwester

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Current vocabulary

Started by Woodwould, 9th December 2010 09:59 AM

arrives, bath, bus, contents, cube, current, day, domes, e.g, farm, hit, hot, i.e, impressive, lowering, manager, millennium, mistake, monkey, mystery, person, pub, realize, reply, time, unattractive, viewed, vocabulary, wonderbra, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2010 11:27 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

A little known fact

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:39 PM

100, 1874, 1974, brain, cricket, fact, guard, helmet, realize, testicular

Replies: 1
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 04:04 PM; by labr@

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JOKES

Sliding door quote

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd April 2010 02:10 PM

2550, 3650, aluminium, coat, company, door, doors, fair, gst, idea, including, involved, led, pay, powder, pulling, quality, questioning, read, realize, renovateforum.com, rep, reply, sliding, sort, stacker, thread, wide, wise, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,164

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2010 02:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Window shutters

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 11th March 2010 01:30 PM

cold, cut, easier, experienced, forum, gaps, groove, hand, length, middle, overlap, project, read, realize, renovateforum.com, renovators, reply, router, shed, shutter, shutters, similar, straight, thread, timber, tongue, tool, type, wind, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 01:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

For all the photographers on here

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2010 05:30 PM

answer, closer, colour, contrast, countrys, debris, destructive, familiar, fighting, fury, honest, kevin, life, life;, move, nature, photographers, powerful, question, raging, realize, rudd, select, shoot, situation, suddenly, test, torrent, unleashing, water

Replies: 10
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2010 03:39 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Best Xmas decorations ever

Started by gawdelpus, 11th December 2009 11:51 AM

accidents, attempted, christmas, climbed, consequences, couldn’t, decorations, didn’t, drove, fake, grabbed, happy, house, john, killed, ladder, lady, literally, news, people, pound, putting, realize, tire, top, tracks, wrecked, xmas, yard, yard.”

Replies: 11
Views: 2,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 06:52 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Primer question noob

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 30th October 2009 09:20 PM

advance, bad, code, colour, corner, cover, dark, drop, hard, harder, layer, light, noob, paint, painted, painting, pearl, primary, prime, primer, question, read, realize, renovateforum.com, spots, strong, thread, wall, white, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2009 09:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

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JOKES

Melted Power Point

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 10th August 2009 02:10 PM

2-3, ago, bought, burnt, called, change, coming, connection, couple, electrician, happen, idea, kettle, kitchen, melted, neutral, noticed, power, powerpoint, read, realize, renovateforum.com, smell, thread, unscrewed, wires, wiring, wondered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2009 02:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Aaadd

Started by dr4g0nfly, 7th August 2009 07:06 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2009 10:46 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

'What gender is 'computer'?'

Started by groverwa, 14th July 2009 08:58 PM

accessories, class, commit, commitment, computador, computer, computers, concluded, data, feminine, gender, half, lot, masculine, memory, on;, paycheck, problem;, realize, retrieval;, solve, spanish, spending, supposed, teacher, term, themselves;, time, waited, womens

Replies: 10
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2009 11:40 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Paint help please??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 29th March 2009 09:10 PM

accent, acrylic, amount, aussie, ceiling, ceilings, cheers, cornice, craft, drying, expensive, fast, flat, gonna, jan, meant, paint, product, read, realize, recipe, renovateforum.com, slow, style, suppliers, thread, time, walls

Replies: 0
Views: 1,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2009 09:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Poison

Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 11:00 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A blonde woman

Started by WoodJunky, 14th June 2008 10:50 AM

agitated, blonde, car, cop, driver, drivers, dug, finally, found, handed, license, looked, mirror, officer, picture, police, policewoman, progressively, pulled, purse, realize, red, replied, road, speeding, sports, square, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2008 11:21 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

I need a metal gate

Started by AnatoliSirota, 27th April 2008 11:37 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1-man, anatoli, approached, bigger, business, chadstone, companies, company, despaired, estimated, forever, front, gate, handyman, idea, install, job, metal, money, people, pictures, project, quotes, realize, return, run, scared, simple, times, yard

Replies: 15
Views: 5,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 09:01 PM; by peter_sm

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Blond help

Started by Elbow, 22nd January 2008 09:14 AM

added, allan, bit, blond, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, door, dumb, e-mail, guess, handed, house, husband, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, short, starting, time, wife, £200.00

Replies: 5
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 09:02 AM; by JackoH

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JOKES

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brass Monkeys

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 08:27 PM

balls, brass, called, cannon, chilled, cold, contracts, dropped, expression, faster, freeze, indentations, iron, landlubbers, literally, monkey, monkeys, plate, prevent, quickly, realize, resting, rust, rusting, shrink, solution, supply, temperature, time, vulgar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 08:27 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Laws of life

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th July 2007 09:51 AM

adequately, attribute, explained, float, horse, hurry, law, laws, lead, life, love, malice, mechanical, mistake, object, people, realize, respect, sausages, stupidity, watch, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2007 05:15 PM; by Fox3

Forum:
JOKES

Blonde Joke

Started by Doughboy, 3rd June 2007 10:04 AM

beef, blonde, blondes, bolognaise, box, building, burritos, cabbage, corned, death, enchiladas, floor, guy, hated, idiot, irishman, joke, jump, jumped, jumping, lunch, makes, mexican, mexicans, realize, stared, tacos, time, wept, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:58 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

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JOKES

Bad day at work???

Started by Sculptured Box, 1st March 2007 06:32 PM

bad, bum, chamber, crack, cream, day, decompression, dilemma, dive, diver, divers, happened, hose, itch, jellyfish, job, love, needless, office, realize, scratched, started, suit, surface, time, warm, water, wetsuit, work, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 2,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 09:18 PM; by DavidG

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JOKES

We've made a start

Started by bassic, 5th February 2007 01:21 PM

2.8, 4.5m, acrylic, bent, bit, covered, decided, deck, decking, drill, gal, hands, job, lens, mobile, nails, neater, oil, phone/camera, pics, pre, quality, question, realize, robert, size, son, start, swallow, yuck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 01:21 PM; by bassic

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Polyester window frames??

Started by Mcblurter, 17th August 2006 04:34 PM

agan, aluminium, begets, charles, cheap, cheers, comments, confidence, darwin, double, frames, frequently, glazed, glazing, heat, ignorance, knowledge, mcblurter, moens, polyester, previous, process, provide, read, realize, success, threads, transfers, units, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,938

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 04:34 PM; by Mcblurter

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Milestones on the path of life

Started by Gumby, 9th July 2006 06:19 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

18th, 1st, 50th, age, birthday, bought, commenced, day, drivers, gate, head, home, licence, life, lifes, marriage, milestones, pair, pass, passed, path, realize, rest, retirement, road, senility, slippers, stuff, trod, waiting

Replies: 39
Views: 3,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2006 05:16 PM; by Christopha

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Beer before it starts

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM

asse, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, flop, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, sighed, slave, start, started, starts, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Do You Count Your Years When You Grow Older?

Started by Barry_White, 3rd September 2005 01:23 PM

$aging, bad, brakes, ceremony, changed, count, dreams, excited, fractions, fun, gonna, grow, half, happened, kids, makes, milk, older, oooohh, pushing, reach50, realize, slipping, sound, sour-dumpling, throw, whoa, words, wrong, years$

Replies: 14
Views: 1,988

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 08:52 PM; by himzol

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Definitions

Started by Baz, 6th September 2005 09:19 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2005 09:19 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Essential Additions To The Workplace Vocabulary

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:51 PM

$404, additions, adminisphere, bill, children, clintons, cube, day, essential, farm, fraction, grand, jury, manager, mistake, o.j, organizational, potato, prime, rarefied, realize, stop, strip, testimony, time, trial, unable, vocabulary, watching, workplace$

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2005 08:51 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Bring me a beer......

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM

ass, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, schidt, sighed, slave, started, starts, top, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Sales and Marketing

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:38 PM

america, arnold, ass, attorney, bed, breast, calls, climb, decides, fantastic, friend, friends, grabs, gropes, guy, handsome, houses, marketing, offended, party, passing, realize, sales, satisfy, schwarzenegger, shout, straighten, support, tech, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:38 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Blonde Paint Job

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:26 PM

$50, added, agreed, answered, blonde, canvassing, coats, collect, conversation, door, finished, heard, house, husband, impressed, inside, job, left, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, short, standing, time, well-to-do

Replies: 3
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 07:40 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by Geoff Dean, 15th October 2004 11:42 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:42 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

A. A. A. D. D

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:58 PM

bills, book, car, check, checks, coke, counter, day, decide, desk, flowers, glasses, growing, hall, head, keys, kitchen, left, mail, notice, realize, remember, remote, set, table, trash, warm, wash, water, watered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:58 PM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
JOKES

For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

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JOKES

Terms for the 21st century

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 02:42 PM

$21st, 404, answer, art, century, confidence, cool, couch, cubefarm, dogging, euphemism, found, fraction, generations, idea, logic, material, minuscule, mistake, mouse, ohnosecond, online, potato, prairie, realize, terms, time, uninstalled, wired, wrong$

Replies: 0
Views: 1,412