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The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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smart

Started by Breslau, 17th June 2013 03:41 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2013 09:16 PM; by Rodgera

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Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 2,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

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The Queen's Riddle

Started by Big Shed, 24th May 2012 10:29 AM

answer, brother, cameron, canberra, child, david, father, federal, finally, friends, government, intelligent, julia, majesty, mens, minister, mother, people, precisely, prime, queen, queens, recognized, riddle, sister, smiled, swan, tony, wayne, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2012 11:32 AM; by Dengue

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Poker Machines

Started by Rodgera, 2nd September 2011 12:09 PM

atm, bill, button, casino, employee, excuse, handle, hit, insert, machines, money, motioned, operate, operated, playing, poker, release, smiled, spin, time, vacation, wall, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2011 12:09 PM; by Rodgera

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High Cost of Free

Started by Rodgera, 15th June 2011 12:29 PM

charges, co-worker, computer, cost, degrees, figured, fix, free, friend, high, kids, marveled, outraged, repair, reply, science, service, smiled, sons, swmbo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2011 09:53 AM; by Ozkaban

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Splinter Group

Started by Bushmiller, 25th April 2011 08:46 PM

angry, bob, brown, bureau, doctor, due, examining, facility, forest, green, group, hours, land, management, party, paul, permits, policies, reappeared, sat, service, smiled, splinter, splinters, told, tree, wait, waited, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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Make Sure They Get Your Name

Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2011 10:55 PM

allan, announcement, approaching, arrived, book, crowded, dismayed, heard, hostess, ignoring, inform, intercom, john, make, minutes, munruben/john, popular, ready, restaurant, seemingly, short, smiled, system, table, ten, thinking, time, wait, wallan, willette

Replies: 5
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2011 01:17 PM; by Rodgera

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Allan's Valentines Day Gift

Started by wheelinround, 14th February 2011 12:38 PM

added, allan, allans, answer, appreciated, bag, belt, bit, bought, chauvinist, cleaner, day, friend, gift, hope, john, replied, smiled, thoughtful, vacuum, valentines, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 05:44 AM; by Rodgera

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I'm a big sissy

Started by wolften, 11th October 2010 06:43 PM

bed, big, broken, daddys, dear, evening, hug.i, light, mother, mummy, reassuring, shaky, silence, sissy, sleep, smiled, son, summer, thunderstorm, tonight, tremor, tucking, violent, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2010 06:43 PM; by wolften

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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Duck by all means

Started by John Saxton, 20th February 2010 05:20 PM

attorney, boot, city, climbed, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, heavy, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, means, midriff, planted, replied, rule, settle, shot, smiled, steel, tennessee, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2010 10:46 PM; by joe greiner

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farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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Ship's Mess

Started by Rodgera, 26th December 2009 07:34 AM

appetizing, cake, chaplain, cheerful, chocolate, cook, cooks, cut, eat, food, gonna, half, kid, leaned, line, looked, mess, officer, piece, rest, sailor, served, service, ship, smiled, specialist, talk, told, tray, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2010 06:16 PM; by munruben

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What a girl wanbts for Christmas

Started by munruben, 10th December 2009 11:20 PM

adults, aged, answered, bring, christmas, claus, emily, girl, hair, lady, lap, loving, mall, mother, nicely, quickly, replied, requests, santa, sat, shopping, smiled, son-in-law, surprised, sweetly, thoughtful, walked, wanbts

Replies: 2
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:04 AM; by artme

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Always Double Check

Started by wheelinround, 8th August 2009 07:22 PM

5pm, auto, bopper, call, check, checked, closed, closer, day, door, double, drive, driving, garage, god, holly, home, house, leaving, loml, mirror, neighbour, phone, rear, reversed, smiled, touched.norollu2tsup, vision, weather, wedding

Replies: 3
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2009 10:05 PM; by wheelinround

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The Birthday Gift

Started by Rodgera, 6th November 2008 06:08 AM

birthday, crazy, delight, discovered, drive, gift, grandmother, guns, headed, mum, nearest, pistol, pleased, remember, replied, sink, smiled, son, squealed, surprised, three-year-old, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 12:31 PM; by Ozkaban

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The duck and the lawyer

Started by WoodJunky, 14th October 2008 09:57 PM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, decided, dropped, duck, easily, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, groin, kick, knees, lawyer, lawyers, north, otago, replied, rule, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, toe, tractor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 09:57 PM; by WoodJunky

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The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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Pretty girl

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:26 AM

anticipation, buy, clerk, cloth, cost, counter, department, dress, expectation, fine, geezer, girl, grandpa, held, material, measured, package, pay, pretty, quickly, smiled, smirk, snapped, standing, teasingly, ten, walking, wrapped, written, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:26 AM; by munruben

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Allans night out..

Started by munruben, 13th August 2008 09:30 PM

allan, allans, chair, coat, cold, dear, door, eagerly, heater, love, night, pub, smiled, t.v, wallan, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2008 09:30 PM; by munruben

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unexpected payment

Started by Rodgera, 8th July 2008 01:50 AM

anticipation, bag, bill, clerk, cloth, costs, dress, expectation, fabric, fine, girl, grandpa, held, male, material, measured, nice, pay, payment, pretty, quickly, smiled, spots, standing, store, teasingly, ten, unexpected, wrapped, written

Replies: 0
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2008 01:50 AM; by Rodgera

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Dairy farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 25th June 2008 05:27 PM

approached, cow, cows, cud, dairy, declined, deed, defrosted, delighted, explained, farmer, field, frozen, gestured, healthy, hesitation, hird, lady, normal, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, witnessed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 05:27 PM; by fenderbelly

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Allan's prize rose

Started by munruben, 23rd June 2008 01:11 PM

allan, allans, answered, barry, couple, escorting, fertilizer, grow, judge, judges, leaned, line, manure, minutes, moved, muttered, nearby, phillip, plenty, possibly, prince, prize, queen, rose, royal, smiled, table, weeks, whispered, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 07:47 PM; by wheelinround

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What airline ?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th June 2008 01:01 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, chair, confused, delta, head, hostess, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, moment, pick, popped, scratching, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 01:44 PM; by wheelinround

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Transcribing Confusion

Started by Rodgera, 22nd May 2008 11:13 AM

audiotapes, co-worker, condition, confused, confusion, diagnosis, doctor, double-checked, fallen, garbled, head, knowing, listening, medical, pholenfrometry, shook, smiled, tape, transcribing, translating, tree

Replies: 2
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2008 03:41 PM; by munruben

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A Difficult Question

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2008 12:44 PM

admitted, answer, boy, bright, choice, corner, correctly, day, decided, difficult, impatient, interview, interviewer, jolted, luck, night, opposite, personal, progressed, promised, question, questions, real, sir, smiled, student, test, thinking, university, waited

Replies: 2
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2008 02:42 PM; by echnidna

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Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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Seat chatter

Started by wheelinround, 20th March 2008 02:02 PM

african-american, airport, american, boarded, business, call, chatter, convention, descent, explained, french, greek, indian, lovers, myth, myths, native, paddy, papadopoulos, plane, popular, possess, seat, smiled, sydney, taking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 11:21 PM; by munruben

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Which airline?

Started by Toyboy, 16th March 2008 05:52 PM

ahhhhh, air, airline, airlines, airways, attendant, chair, confused, delta, duty, flight, gorgeous, jetstar, kicked, leaned, list, mentally, scratched, shes, silk, singapore, sitting, slogan, slumped, smiled, smooth, special, thai, time, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 09:42 AM; by Barry Hicks

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one for the greenies

Started by Elbow, 26th February 2008 11:26 AM

angry, anti-hunter, court, demanded, doctor, down.pp, examining, federal, government, greenies, hours, impatient, land, old-growth, patience, patient, permits, reappeared, recreational, remove, rpdc, sat, smiled, splinters, tassie, timber, told, tree, waited, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 12:09 AM; by ss_11000

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Pythagoras in the Old West

Started by Incoming!, 8th February 2008 11:42 PM

beheld, birth, brave, built, chief, chiefie, cons, double, elementary, entire, equal, finest, gasped, hide, hides, hippopotamus, imported, mod, pythagoras, shouted, smiled, squaw, squaws, story, tribe, twins, west, wife, wigwam, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2008 11:31 PM; by tea lady

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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computer programer

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2007 03:36 PM

beautiful, bent, brave, called, computer, cool, cried, crossing, entire, finally, frog, girlfriend, hero, kiss, matter, picked, pocket, princess, programer, programmer, returned, road, smart, smiled, spoke, stay, talking, time, told, week

Replies: 0
Views: 919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

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Twins

Started by Rodgera, 16th October 2007 07:32 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 11:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Two psychiatrists

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th August 2007 01:02 PM

brightly, meant, met, morning, muttered, psychiatrists, smiled, street, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 01:22 PM; by munruben

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Touchie feelie sheyetie

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th June 2007 12:17 AM

afterward, amazing, car, care, children, curiosity, door, feelie, funny, home, hugged, job, kiss, morning, night, passed, pick, remember, sheyetie, smiled, smiles, story, touchie, transformation, tree, troubles, underwent, walked, wife, wreathed

Replies: 14
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 12:15 PM; by reeves

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Lost Luggage

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2006 07:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 08:44 PM; by ernknot

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Caring Women

Started by Jack Plane, 24th May 2006 11:22 AM

amazement, arms, beach.he, blanket, caring, ear, fellow, hug, kiss, legs, looked, past, poor, screwed, sitting, smiled, tide, walked, walking, whispered, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2006 11:22 AM; by Jack Plane

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old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

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duck hunting

Started by goat, 5th May 2006 10:44 AM

abide, agreed, attorney, climbed, codger, custom, dakota, dropped, duck, farmer, farmers, fell, fence, field, hunting, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, meal, midriff, north, replied, settle, shot, slowly, smiled, times, tractor, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2006 10:44 AM; by goat

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Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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Golf

Started by Baz, 8th April 2006 06:05 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2006 08:45 PM; by Baz

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To each his own...

Started by Breslauer, 18th December 2005 01:42 AM

basically, bucks, cardiac, cylinder, damage, doc, engine, finish, garage, gently, head, heart, hey, leaned, mechanic, motor, motorcycle, paused, removing, repair, running, salary, shop, shouted, smiled, spotted, surgeon, valves, well-known, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2005 01:42 AM; by Breslauer

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Rude Customers

Started by Auld Bassoon, 22nd November 2005 08:22 PM

address, airlines, attendant, attention, award, customers, employees, flight, folks, gate, glared, grabbed, hear, heard, hesitating, hysterically, idea, laughing, lesson, line, loudly, microphone, passenger, passengers, public, rude, sir, smiled, virgin, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 10:42 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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The Farmer & the Lawyer

Started by Baz, 30th October 2005 07:29 PM

abide, agreed, boot, capped, city, climbed, custom, dropped, easily, farmer, farmers, fella, fence, kick, lawyer, lawyers, local, outback, paddock, pig, replied, rule, shot, slowly, smiled, steel, three-kick, times, toe, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2005 05:31 PM; by Trav

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JOKES

Airlines

Started by Geoff Dean, 21st April 2005 10:54 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 10:54 AM; by Geoff Dean

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An American in England

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 10:55 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Is dat you?

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:53 AM

angel, appeared, bushes, continue, couple, dat, emerged, female, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, life, listened, looked, male, minutes, pigeon, puzzled, rustling, satisfied, smiled, smiling, snapping, statue, statues, time, twigs, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2004 05:36 AM; by popawisky

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