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  1. 6th November 2008, 06:08 AM #1
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    Default The Birthday Gift

    When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his
    grandmother, he discovered a water pistol.
    He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
    I was not so pleased.
    I turned to Mum and said, "I'm surprised at you.
    Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?"




    Mum smiled and then replied....."I remember."
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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    Called getting your own back
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    Yep and being grandparents with 2 grandsons one from each son guess who's going to have so much fun that way.
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    and the son of my brother, that had kids quite a few years after me, gets lots of annoying battery operated toys. :snigger:
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    Grandkids are a parents reward for not killing your kids...

    Grandparent (grand′per′ənt, gran′-) n: One who believes your kids are perfect, even though they're sure you're not bringing them up right.

    Nannasecond (na na' sek und) n. The split second between a child's arrival at their grandmother's and the provision of lollies and treats. (from Richard Glovers Dags Dictionary - an ABC Sydney radio programme)
    ...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
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