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Exercise for over 70's

Started by John Saxton, 9th April 2014 05:55 PM

70s, arms, bag, bags, begin, bit, comfortable, confident, couple, day, eventually, exercise, extend, feel, hand, hold, level, lift, minute, move, people, plenty, position, potato, reach, relax, standing, straight, surface, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 2,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2014 05:55 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Happy birthday neighbour - Seriph1

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th February 2014 09:22 AM

allan, bday3, birthday, day, enjoy, fires, happy, kilmore, neighbour, relax, seriph1, sit, steve, subsided, wallan

Replies: 0
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2014 09:22 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Fishy Brew

Started by Scott, 12th January 2013 11:59 AM

brew, call, contemplate, definitive, disgust, email, explanation, explanations, fish, fishy, fresh, friends, googled, ideas, learned, liptons, meantime, morning, move, orange, pekoe, red, reeled, relax, report, sipping, tasted, tastes, tea, time

Replies: 13
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2013 10:19 PM; by Master Splinter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

linter

Started by linter, 3rd April 2012 10:42 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2012 07:39 AM; by coffenup

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,198

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Hey from Wodonga

Started by flame.on, 6th February 2010 08:36 PM

4th, advice, awhile, bit, blab, building, calms, cheers, design, exciting, finally, flame.on, fun, gday, guys, helps, hey, join, love, lurking, march, newbie, post, relax, school, studying, subjects, technology, wodonga, wood

Replies: 14
Views: 1,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2010 07:26 PM; by Andrew_B

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

IQ Test

Started by gawdelpus, 27th November 2009 03:32 PM

analysis, animals, answer, banana, bananas, chimp, chimpanzee, coconut, coconuttree, compete, complete, decide, dense, dull, fastest, giraffe, hopeless, lion, moron, overworked, relax, scroll, seconds.got, squirrel, stressed, tall, test, time, tree, win

Replies: 4
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2009 07:43 PM; by gawdelpus

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JOKES

It's a guy thing....

Started by Ed Reiss, 6th June 2009 12:29 PM

16-d, andwhenshe, board, build, building, chair, cold, construction, day, dewalt, drink, drive, fence, fire, fix, gun, guy, hundred, magazine, minimum, nail, rapid, relax, reloading, restrictions, round, sit, thing, tools, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2009 03:10 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Has anyone tried this new Dewalt nail gun?

Started by Woodwould, 27th January 2009 02:48 PM

200, 95044, 95045, board, breeze, build, building, cold, construction, day, dewalt, drive, effort, fence, firing, fix, gun, hundred, magazine, makes, metres, minimum, nail, rapidfire, relax, reloading, round, sit, start, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 8,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2009 01:45 PM; by Al B

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JOKES

Sanding mitre joins

Started by manaree, 27th January 2009 05:49 PM

400, assembled, blocks, centre, clamp, corners, cricket, cross, crossed, drawers, framing, grain, guess, hand, happening, hear, jarrah, joins, lightly, mitre, mitred, overlap, ply, relax, sand, sanding, started, top, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2009 07:02 PM; by watson

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FINISHING

Something to think about

Started by Breslauer, 25th December 2008 08:06 AM

aid, color, conquer, creed, day, deceit, deep, development, dog, drugs, friend, gender, heart, honestly, level, lies, liquor, medical, politics, poor, preference, prejudice, reached, relax, religion, resist, sleep, start, tension, world

Replies: 11
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 01:28 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inner Peace

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:20 PM

aches, aid, blame, busy, cheerful, complaining, conquer, criticism, day, dog, drugs, family, friend, ignoring, liquor, medical, pains, peace, pep, pills, poor, relax, resentment, resist, rich, sleep, tension, time, treating, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 10:20 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Who wins

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2008 01:15 PM

analysis, animals, answer, aro-d, banana, bananas, carefully, chimpanzee, coconut, compete, complete, decide, dull, fastest, giraffe, guess, hopelessly, idiot, lion, moron, overworked, pass, relax, scroll, squirrel, stressed, stupid, time, tree, wins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:00 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

Correct profession

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2008 09:00 PM

allan, asthma, attack, attitude, comments, correct, dealing, doctor, enthusiastic, evil, finally, frightened, heart, impressed, joke, male, maternity, note, nurses.no, nursing, patients, profession, relax, sick, spoil, started, student, ulcers, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 06:28 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Died In His Sleep

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th June 2008 07:20 AM

bed, bloody, chook, deal, died, egg, explained, explode, feeling, happen, head, heard, hell, home, inside, laid, lay, overwhelming, ovulating, peter, relax, rooster, send, shout, sleep, smack, uncomfortable, wake, wheelin, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 07:52 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by nev25, 31st March 2008 12:20 AM

1955, 2130, action, bare, breath, chill, conversation, glancing, hope, lady, leaned, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, panting, private, proceeded, quit, relax, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 02:54 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Exercise for the over 50s

Started by fenderbelly, 29th March 2008 01:56 PM

10-lb, 5-lb, 50-lb, 50s, arms, begin, bit, confident, couple, day, exercise, extend, feel, hand, hold, level, level.b, move, people, plenty, position, potato, reach, relax, sack, sacks, standing, straight, surface, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 01:56 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

More Wedded Bliss

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:11 PM

advice, bar, bliss, calls, crazy, doctor, evening, hours, ihave, larrys, offers, phone, picks, pleads, poison, poisoning, rabbi, relax, replied, shes, shrink, sleeps, spoke, surprised, talk, telling, unfaithful, wedded, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 12:14 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The ultimate blonde joke

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th September 2007 06:59 PM

assemble, blonde, box, boyfriend, corn, cup, deep, figure, flakes, front, green, hand, helps, joke, kellogs, matter, nice, packet, pieces, puzzle, red, relax, resembling, rooster, sigh, supposed, takes, tea, ultimate

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 07:37 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

G'day from Timor Leste

Started by Clinton1, 21st January 2007 03:04 PM

ago, arrived, bit, blog, chewing, days, drop, experiences, gday, grab, heads, leste, lot, managed, photoshare, pics, relax, roll, servers, share, sit, time, timor, ubeauts, website, week

Replies: 6
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2007 08:23 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In deep & ya don't know it

Started by John Saxton, 7th November 2006 09:45 PM

asleep, bad, bed, bedroom, brian, bryan, day, deep, egg, enjoying, explained, explode, feeling, friday, happen, hen, inside, laid, late, peter, pub, reincarnated, relax, replies, rooster, send, strange, strolled, uncomfortable, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 10:16 PM; by johnc

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JOKES

1955

Started by John Saxton, 28th October 2006 08:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Best Wishes to some great mates.

Started by bennylaird, 7th October 2006 11:39 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, fun, great, humour, ideas, mates, move, nice, relax, roo, sense, sharing, time, wishes

Replies: 48
Views: 5,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2006 12:10 AM; by Ramps

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

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JOKES

Yet another blond joke.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 20th July 2006 05:42 PM

assemble, blond, box, boyfriend, corn, cup, deep, figure, finished, flakes, hand, jigsaw, joke, killer, matter, moment, nice, pieces, puzzle, relax, resembling, rooster, sigh, spread, started, studies, supposed, table, takes, tea

Replies: 9
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 12:59 PM; by keith53

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JOKES

Typical CSM

Started by fred.n, 31st May 2006 07:18 PM

1955, 2130, action, bare, chest, chill, conversation, csm, forget, glancing, hope, lady, looked, lot, maam, major, matter-of-fact, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, typical, voice, watch, wow, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2006 10:01 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

No Sex Since 1955

Started by Baz, 10th March 2006 04:10 PM

1955, 2130, action, chill, conversation, forget, glancing, hand, hope, lady, led, looked, lot, love, maam, major, matter-of-fact, military, quit, relax, replied, sergeant, serious, sex, taking, time, times, voice, watch, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 09:50 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Greetings

Started by Slow6, 16th February 2006 05:05 PM

apropriate, axminster, bad, bandsaw, beast, blade, breakages, bug, dubiouse, experiences, fallen, fault, folks, found, hope, lathe, love, meet, narrow, par, pleased, position, relax, router, share, silly, slow6, stuff, tho, tools

Replies: 8
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2006 07:06 PM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

16 Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work...

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 10:00 AM

alcohol, bar, bare, chardonnay, dance, drunk, eliminates, employees, friends, hoped, ideas, job, life, lot, lunch, makes, negotiations, party, profitable, reasons, relax, send, served, sitting, truck, work, |@@|@@|@, |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^, ||__|__|___|, |||

Replies: 1
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 10:14 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Formula One Sightseeing in the UK

Started by Shane Watson, 14th July 2005 08:15 AM

cheers, distant, england, formula, future, heard, hope, info, likes, limited, lot, mclaren, online, reference, related, relax, short, shot, sightseeing, stay, subject, teams, time, tour, travel, travelling, workshops

Replies: 3
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 01:49 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who's to blame

Started by stephenmeddings, 11th July 2005 03:27 PM

australia, australian, blame, brazil, car, continued, day, decided, discouraging, electric, france, fruitless, germany, glass, india, indonesia, job, joe, paying, poured, radio, relax, sandals, search, setting, spend, taiwan, watch, wine, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 07:36 PM; by LineLefty

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JOKES

Looking for an Australian Job

Started by echnidna, 29th June 2005 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

australia, australian, brazil, car, continued, day, decided, discouraging, electric, france, fruitless, germany, glass, imported, india, indonesia, job, joe, mcdonald’s, paying, poured, products, radio, relax, sandals, search, taiwan, watch, wine, wondered

Replies: 34
Views: 5,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2005 02:17 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

That blonde again.

Started by Robert WA, 8th June 2005 09:46 PM

assemble, blonde, box, boyfriend, calls, corn, cup, deep, figure, flakes, hand, home, jigsaw, killer, matter, moment, nice, pieces, puzzle, relax, resembling, rooster, sigh, spread, started, studies, supposed, table, takes, tea

Replies: 0
Views: 1,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2005 09:46 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

Poll: The Flu

Started by Dean, 11th May 2004 09:12 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, catch, computer, crashed, day, decided, flu, forcing, hard, holiday, month, regenerate, relax, times, weekend

Replies: 25
Views: 5,867

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:01 PM; by beejay1

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POLLS

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man of the House

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:43 PM

afterward, bath, book, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, eating, expect, finger, finished, funeral, guess, hair, house, husband, man, meal, reading, relax, replied, scrumptious, stormed, tonight, walked, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:43 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

With apologies to Kipling

Started by Corunetes, 22nd July 2002 11:03 PM

aches, apologies, blame, caffeine, cheerful, conquer, criticism, day, deceit, dog, family, ignoring, kipling, lies, liquor, medical, night, overlook, people, relax, resentment, sleep, soundly, start, strength, tension, time, understand, unknown, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2002 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

the latest in DIGITAL clock design

Started by Kev Y., 22nd April 2002 01:48 PM

clock, design, digital, latest, normal, relax, succeed

Replies: 1
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2002 09:39 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

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Poll: The Flu