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APOLOGY

Started by dusteater, 8th July 2014 08:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2014 11:30 PM; by rwbuild

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

One for Old Time's Sake

Started by John Saxton, 24th June 2014 08:57 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, sake, set, sleep, story, time, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 08:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

You're never too old

Started by Grumpy John, 16th June 2014 07:01 PM

action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, impressed, jenny, knock, leave, lover, moral, night, perform, prepares, rapping, ready, robert, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2014 07:01 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

My very happy birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2013 03:26 PM

3rd, ago, allan, birthday, block, born, bruises, couple, cutting, days, fall, forums, happy, home, hospital, kindling, moral, night, october, recall, sending, shed, sprained, story, time, wishes, wood, woodworking, wrist

Replies: 4
Views: 1,944

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2013 05:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Tale of a Moron.

Started by Pat, 31st March 2011 06:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cave, check, clenching, ecstatic, home, mat, mate, middle, mine, moral, moron, motions, moves, nada, pulls, re-searches, relieved, remember, rings, safe, salt, scans, searches, sitting, sphincter, starting, story, tale, wagon, zilch

Replies: 22
Views: 2,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2011 03:29 PM; by underfoot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

backcutting bites!

Started by pjt, 9th March 2010 01:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

backcut, backcutting, bit, bites, careful, climbcut, complacent, cut, depth, direction, feed, finger, guards, index, left, mentally, moral, operation, pete, prepare, ready, safe, sort, spindle, story, technique, tho, tricky, undamaged2tsup, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 4,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2010 04:57 PM; by clear out

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SAFETY

The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

ass, bit, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, decided, eyes, forum, hole, huff, insulted, laughed, legs, meeting, moral, organs, rectum, removal, responsible, shut, stomach, story, tight, toxic, waste, watery, wobbly

Replies: 7
Views: 1,872

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,433

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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JOKES

Did a stupid thing

Started by specialist, 22nd November 2009 03:37 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

againno, bit, broken, bucket, couple, doh, drop, equaled, foot, holding, hours, iced, incredible, intensity, leg, moral, nail, ordinary, pain, piece, remarkably, shear, skin, steel, story, stupid, thing, toe, water, weekend

Replies: 29
Views: 4,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 02:00 PM; by AlexS

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SAFETY

chicken joke

Started by jow104, 18th September 2009 05:59 PM

age, bits, bought, chicken, closed, coop, farmer, farmhouse, farts, fast, feet, front, gaining, gap, head, joke, mess, moral, porch, rooster, round, running, sitting, skill, spot, story, stud, takes, usual, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2009 06:24 PM; by jow104

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JOKES

Wedding Fairy:

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:38 PM

answered, appeared, bastards, cccc, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, grant, husband, love, magic, married, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tiny, travel, ungrateful, wand, waved, wedding, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2009 11:17 PM; by groverwa

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JOKES

Six Again

Started by dr4g0nfly, 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM

adventure, bed, birthday, blockbuster, candy, chocolate, collapsed, dear, dress, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot-dog, husband, leaned, m&ms, moral, movie, park, pop, popcorn, shake, size, soda, story, theme, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2009 09:12 AM; by dr4g0nfly

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JOKES

The Marriage Fairy

Started by Dennis Millard, 16th April 2009 06:15 PM

anniversary, appeared, beautiful, celebrating, class, couple, dinner, fairies, fairy, female, fortieth, lovely, loving, marriage, moral, ninety-three, once-in-a-lifetime, opportunity, pouf, q.e.ii, remember-, romantic, sixties, suddenly, table, thirty, tickets, trip, wife, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 11:00 AM; by Lignin

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JOKES

A long moral story

Started by Dennis Millard, 8th February 2009 12:55 PM

ass, asses, chubby, church, day, decided, drowned, eventually, fat, fell, found, island, islands, jump, life, long, mcgonicle, miss, moral, morning, parson, people, ponies, pony, pretty, scottish, story, time, tower, war

Replies: 1
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2009 12:43 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

A little humour with a good moral.

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th February 2009 08:14 AM

$10, announces, ass, bishop, bring, buried, concerned, day, donkey, entered, free, good, headline, headlines, humour, life, local, moral, nun, opinion, paper, pastor, pastors, public, race, read, rid, story, wild, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 10:48 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Pathetic scam to grab your/yours hard earned $$$

Started by Bob38S, 16th January 2009 04:52 PM

$$$, aware, bills, bob, catch, caught, earned, enlighten, faced, fine, grab, hard, holds, imagine, imho, legal, lots, moral, pathetic, people, print, prize, read, scam, service, substantial, true, won, your or yours, your/yours

Replies: 12
Views: 2,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2009 01:41 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

old farmer

Started by texx, 6th January 2009 02:59 PM

avocado, aware, bucket, built, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, swimming, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,394

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2009 03:57 PM; by ant75s

Forum:
JOKES

Priest's Retirement

Started by Baz, 5th September 2008 07:28 PM

affair, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, honor, illegal, immediately, late, learned, loving, moral, parish, people, person, politician, presentation, priest, retirement, sister, stolen, talk, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 02:47 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

3 Minute Management Course

Started by WoodJunky, 12th May 2008 08:19 PM

bird, bob, clerk, cow, door, dung, eagle, genie, husband, lesson, management, manager, minute, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, promptly, psalm, rabbit, rep, sales, sitting, stands, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, £800

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 08:19 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

The Dictionary of ????????

Started by Big Shed, 23rd April 2008 06:59 PM

amusing, appealing, book, bullshitters, content, dictionary, drained, execs, expensive, fluent, meaningless, moral, opinionated, personal, phony, plain, politicians, processes, reasons, responsibility, rich, senior, serious, shamelessly, shifty, sneak, sources, stupid, subversive, suits

Replies: 5
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2008 12:27 AM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Poll: Water Recycling

Started by Stuart, 17th January 2007 12:00 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ashores, choices, flushing, ground, moral, multiple, poll, private, question, recycling, roll, steps, vote, water

Replies: 48
Views: 21,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 07:42 PM; by woodbe

Forum:
POLLS

Tiling warning

Started by hardwoodjoint, 4th April 2008 01:32 PM

albion, bathroom, bought, boxes, broken, buy, faced, fixed, found, happy, jan, load, mate, miind, moral, park, ripping, started, supplier, tiles, tiling, wall, warning, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 04:53 PM; by hardwoodjoint

Forum:
TILING

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

Forum:
JOKES

listen and learn

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th February 2008 04:58 PM

army, aunt, car, daddy, daddys, dinner, evening, fainted, giving, helped, interrupt, jane, johnny, kiss, learn, listen, mommy, moral, pants, playground, shirt, started, story, supper, table, time, tonight, uncle, watched, woods

Replies: 1
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 09:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Just married (i think)

Started by Calm, 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimers, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fond, fresh, guessed, husband, jenny, knock, leave, leaves, married, moral, night, prepares, rapping, ready, roger, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:56 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

When a Woman Lies

Started by wheelinround, 5th February 2008 04:18 PM

appeared, brad, care, clooney, cried, crying, dipped, fallen, fell, george, golden, graphics, husband, husbands, ladies, lies, lord, misunderstanding, moral, pitt, replied, river, seamstress, signed, sticking, story, thimble, water, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 04:18 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Three Minute Management Course

Started by FIGDIKI, 1st January 2008 04:10 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, branch, clerk, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, lay, leg, management, manager, minute, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey, warm

Replies: 1
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 08:43 PM; by artme

Forum:
JOKES

rotten wood

Started by weisyboy, 19th November 2007 08:27 PM

befor, body, bone, chassis, cut, damage, doctor, fell, floor, happend, hole, knee, landed, leap, local, moral, peice, rotten, step, stiches, story, threw, trip, trusk, walking, wood, wooden

Replies: 10
Views: 2,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 10:55 AM; by Bob38S

Forum:
SAFETY

Gee what shall I do today? I know, I'll try to walk on air!!

Started by RufflyRustic, 5th November 2007 03:50 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

air, ankle, birthday, car, catch, cheers, cool, driven, gawds, gee, home, moral, nurses, office, sake, shed, shows-, sigh, sore, story, stupid, taped, today, walk, walking.rolleyes, watch, watching, weekend, wendy, woodwork

Replies: 37
Views: 6,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 03:20 PM; by scooter

Forum:
SAFETY

5 Step Management Course

Started by Baz, 27th August 2007 08:06 PM

$800, 129, bird, bob, cow, dung, eagle, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, management, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sighed, sitting, step, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 2
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:27 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

An oldie revisited

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 05:17 AM

age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, damn, deal, decides, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, knowledge, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, oldie, poodle, protection, revisited, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 05:17 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

so many channels, so little time

Started by mic-d, 2nd June 2007 06:40 PM

ago, butter, channels, cheers, crap, day, feel, forums, foxtel, grabbing, guess, guys, half, here??u, michael, moral, possibly, post, read, spending, spread, story, stuff, surfing, syndrome, thin, time, times, toast, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 10:26 PM; by Buzza

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Gambling

Started by fred.n, 27th March 2007 10:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2007 02:34 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

[Wo]men & Men

Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:36 AM; by Krazee

Forum:
JOKES

2 Pac Modern Day Moral Dilemma

Started by gthome, 31st January 2007 10:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acheive, achieved, assuming, block, burbs, day, dilemma, dust, free, grapple, isocyanate, issue, live, meters, modern, moral, morale, nasty, neighbors, pac, pose, reasonable, rig, shed, site, size, specifically, spray, surely, yard

Replies: 23
Views: 10,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2007 12:07 AM; by simso

Forum:
FINISHING

FBI Final Entrance Test

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM

agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women

Replies: 7
Views: 2,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:43 AM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Spray Drift

Started by echnidna, 8th January 2007 02:13 PM

bin, bit, cleaned, cleaning, coulda, crackle, door, dries, drift, drifted, enamel, feet, finish, fix, gun, hour, leave, mist, moral, narrow, overspray, properly, resulting, settled, spose, spray, spraying, thinner, tomorrow, toybox

Replies: 1
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 06:03 PM; by jaspr

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FINISHING

Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: Moral to the Story

Started by fred.n, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:16 AM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Always fill up on a cold day

Started by silentC, 14th July 2006 01:13 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

bit, car, cold, day, dripping, earlier, expanded, fill, filled, filler, filling, fit, freezing, happen, happened, hold, hot, managed, meantime, moral, odd, overfill, petrol, price, story, taking, tank, temp, warmer, worth

Replies: 50
Views: 5,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 07:41 PM; by craigb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Joke with a moral!

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 10:44 PM

answered, attack, attention, beautiful, clever, consideration, continue, enjoy, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam, mess, mild, mine, moral, reading, richest, shes, story, ten, this;, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 03:41 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by fred.n, 14th May 2006 11:08 AM

$800, 129, bob, bull, corporate, crow, day, door, father, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, manager, moral, neighbour, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, remember, rep, sales, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 11:08 AM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Fly

Started by Ian007, 5th April 2006 02:09 AM

airborne, ate, barn, climbed, dead, dropped, due, eaten, flight, floor, fly, fresh, handle, hit, hours, is…, jumped, leaning, manure, moral, pitchfork, rock…, splatting, spotted, story, thinking, top, wall, wrong, you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2006 08:01 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

I'd Love To Be Eight Again

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2006 07:50 PM

adventure, bed, birthday, coke, collapsed, dog, drink, epic, exhausted, fabulous, favourite, finally, home, hot, husband, leaned, listening, lolly, love, m&ms, moral, park, popcorn, precious, story, theme, wars, wife, wobbled, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 10:38 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Alzheimer's has its advantages.

Started by bennylaird, 10th February 2006 08:01 AM

25-year-old, action, advantages, afraid, age, aha, alzheimer, alzheimers, anne, bride, door, embarrassed, enjoy, fresh, guessed, guys, husband, knock, leave, lou, lover, moral, morris, prepares, rapping, ready, set, sleep, story, wedding

Replies: 1
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 06:47 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

The advantage of old age

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 07:42 AM

advantage, age, ago, beans, bones, bring, catches, close, cuddles, deal, farts, figures, fool, furious, heading, hop, hour, leopard, mess, monkey, moral, poodle, protection, running, speed, spills, story, strikes, trade, treachery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 10:59 PM; by Razor

Forum:
JOKES

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

Forum:
JOKES

Be careful what you wish for

Started by Daddles, 24th October 2005 10:42 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, careful, clever, continue, enjoy, female, frog, heart, husband, kazam-shes, mess, milder, mine, moral, readers, reading, richard, richest, story, ten, times, trap, wife, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 10:42 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Prudes need not read this

Started by outback, 6th September 2005 08:22 PM

bedroom, car, condoms, daughter, door, family, fling, frozen, happy, married, moment, moral, panties, passed, prudes, pulled, reached, read, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 11:11 PM; by joseph84

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JOKES

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Moved: Moral to the Story