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OBE Warranty

Started by Rodgera, 19th November 2013 10:59 AM

additional, age, attributes, boss, buy, carried, carry, concluded, consulted, continued, cost, decided, eighty-three, extolling, five-year, leave, lifetime, moment, obe, one-year, replied, returned, salesman, set, smiling, stay, television, warranty

Replies: 2
Views: 1,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2013 03:41 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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True or False ?

Started by issatree, 29th March 2013 09:23 PM

$500, altering, blue, border, boys, car, commented, construction, crossed, drive, false, idea, salesman, seats, tail, talked, true, vehicle, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2013 12:34 AM; by snowyskiesau

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

super salesman

Started by texx, 8th September 2011 07:23 PM

1/2, bibles, boss, bugger, car, day, door, happy, hours, hrs, i-i-i-i-i, method, michael, owner, package, poor, s-s-s-s-sir, s-s-s-s-sold, salary, salesman, sell, selling, store, stutter, success, suggested, super, takes, tomorrow, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 07:34 PM; by fenderbelly

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Rich Uncle

Started by Sawdust Maker, 14th October 2010 08:31 PM

bad, buy, customer, eyesight, floor, gift, hands, legs, millionaire, nice, poor, rich, salesman, shaky, suggest, uncle, unsteady, wax

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2010 02:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Just to say Hello to everyone

Started by Kevin11, 19th June 2010 12:42 PM

??no, advice, avoided, bit, blunt, cheap, chinchilla, coming, cyprus, diamond, gun, mitre, nails, offer, pine, qlder, recently, salesman, section, shape, sharp, shoed, snco, splitting, time, toowoomba, trith, versus, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2010 09:00 AM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hard surface spray finish required

Started by Dengue, 3rd February 2010 11:25 AM

$84, added, application, based, baskets, enamel, finish, glossy, hard, intend, paint, painting, primed, primer, pushing, required, salesman, satin, shelf, shops, spray, suggestions, surface, tabumans, teflon, tin, type, undercoat/sealer, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2010 08:25 PM; by China

Forum:
FINISHING

Housing Advantage

Started by Rodgera, 20th November 2009 10:07 PM

advantage, advantages, bad, block, blowing, buyer, chemical, disadvantages, estate, honest, house, housing, inquired, north, plant, prospective, real, salesman, slaughterhouse, south, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2009 09:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day Mate

Started by MikeB51, 9th August 2009 02:55 AM

admin, ago, aussie, battling, born, call, centre, computer, couple, decided, england, family, gday, gmc, hopeing, loss, love, manager, mate, mike, operator, planner, process, retail, retireing, salesman, stroke, supervisor, transport, triton

Replies: 13
Views: 2,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2009 12:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

A couple of Incidences relating to my Home Theatre

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th June 2009 04:40 PM

$20, $230/pair, $400, advised, boss, change, checked, dvd, envelope, february, floor, home, letter, pairs, post, postage, price, promotion, rate, recieved, reply, rules, salesman, sony, stamped, stamps, stands, stuffed, tag, theatre

Replies: 0
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2009 04:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Travelling salesman.

Started by rosewood, 6th May 2009 02:22 PM

#$%@, barman, brown, bursting, cap, car, cars.d, casually, distributor, excitement, experience.explains, happened, hears, horse, jack, living, local, lucky, lunch, motor, paddock, pub, pulls, replieswas, salesman, travelling, white, wondering, wrong, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2009 02:22 PM; by rosewood

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Timber to Aluminium windows

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 25th April 2009 12:50 PM

advance, advice, aluminium, angle, assume, ballgame, bits, blocks, brick, brickwork, coated, fin, fix, frame, inside, jammed, muttered, patch, powder, read, removing, renovateforum.com, reply, reveals, salesman, slide, thread, timber, window, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2009 12:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Blond's pet

Started by munruben, 25th February 2009 11:45 PM

blond, blonds, buy, front, pet, replies, salesman, sell, shop, wasp, wasps, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2009 11:36 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

New Car

Started by Grumpy John, 17th February 2009 07:54 AM

arxx, billy, bought, called, car, couple, experience, flash, fun, guess, hits, holes, immediately, jack, joel, jumpin, lexus, mygirlfriendgot, nelson, piano, radio, recently, rolling, run, salesman, song, stones, time, willie, yesterday

Replies: 6
Views: 1,764

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2009 02:02 PM; by munruben

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House Value

Started by woodcutta, 17th December 2008 10:00 PM

10%, 16k, 25%, 250k, 275k, cladding, claim, claimed, cost, house, increase, profit, question, reclad, recladding, resonable, salesman, son, woodcutta

Replies: 1
Views: 2,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:58 PM; by prozac

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

a Texas Salesman

Started by WoodJunky, 19th August 2008 12:14 AM

boat, boss, buy, chris, civic, coast, craft, customers, day, department, dude, expedition, fish, fishing, guy, honda, hook, job, kid, rod, sales, salesman, shot, sold, tampons, texas, told, weekends, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2008 12:14 AM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Bible Sales

Started by Elbow, 12th June 2008 01:49 PM

320, behalf, bible, bibles, church, collected, door, door-to-door, envelope, fine, i-i-i, indebted, jack, louie, louis, minister, nodded, paul, professional, replied, sales, salesman, salesmen, sell, selling, serious, sold, sunday, t-t-to, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 08:14 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Rodgera the salesman

Started by munruben, 30th May 2008 12:42 PM

bed, breaks, car, country, farmer, farmhouse, headin, joke, kin, minute, nearby, night, phone, rodgera, salesman, sleep, sons, spend, tells, tomorrow, town, travelling, wait, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 05:27 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Happy Birthday

Started by wheelinround, 19th May 2008 05:37 PM

2tsup2tsup, birthday, greg, happy, mals, offsider, salesman, sydney, ward

Replies: 1
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2008 11:53 PM; by Wongo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Expensive Car

Started by Ozkaban, 7th May 2008 12:05 PM

b.b, blues, board, button, car, classic, classical, computer, dealer, demonstrates, drives, expensive, fills, finally, front, garth, guy, hooked, john, king, laws, paganini, plays, press, radio, red, salesman, screams, sounds, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2008 03:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

fake cedar garage doors?

Started by queenslander, 19th April 2008 02:04 PM

affordable, called, cedar, coast, decro, doors, expensive, fake, garage, half, hard, image, price, purchased, real, salesman, sample, section, size, square, steel-line, sunshine, supplier, thinking, timber

Replies: 1
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2008 09:06 AM; by STAR

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THE GARDEN SHED

Mortgage Salesman

Started by Rodgera, 19th April 2008 11:44 AM

cash, company, consolidate, debts, freeing, home, husband, improvements, martha, mortgage, paid, parried, phone, picked, rang, recently, refinance, replied, salesman, silence

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:44 AM; by Rodgera

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Barry's Hair Cut

Started by wheelinround, 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM

barry, buzz, cents, checked, clerk, cut, fifteen, futuristic, hair, haircut, hands, head, inserted, looked, machine, manicured, perfectly, pulled, read, salesman, service, sign, slot, spin, started, stuck, trembling, unzipped, withdraw, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM; by wheelinround

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Barry the salesman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM

allan, answered, barry, bit, bucket, calendar, cleaner, dirt, door, eat, electricity, front, home, job, lady, minute, months, pepper, personally, replied, salesman, salt, started, stole, strode, taste, threw, vacuum, week, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2008 07:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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New Doors - What to do

Started by Wombat2, 2nd March 2008 03:08 PM

20mm, bit, brick, brickwork, bring, cutter, door, doors, edge, flush, frame, halfway, handling, hinges, imagined, installation, installation-, installed, installing, machinery, opinions, parliament, question, request, salesman, situ, timber, wall, wide, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2008 11:19 AM; by Wombat2

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

installing ceiling fans

Started by notenoughtoys, 18th January 2008 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

active, bought, ceiling, chose, control, controlled, earth, fan, fans, home, install, installation, installing, leave, light, lights, neutral, power, purchased, remote, run, running, salesman, simple, sort, strand, switch, told, wire, wires

Replies: 29
Views: 4,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 04:46 PM; by elkangorito

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Insurance Salesman

Started by Rodgera, 10th November 2007 12:16 PM

applied, company, cousin, experience, form, hiring, insurance, job, jotted, lifeguard, manager, pertain, prior, replied, requested, salesman, salesmanship, sell, swim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 12:16 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Imac computer

Started by munruben, 6th October 2007 10:59 AM

answer, card, care, carefully, chosen, clever, computer, computers, dead, dick, father, fishing, flashing, florida, forward, imac, laughed, lights, popped, printed, question, salesman, stepped, time, trick, ultimate, wheels, whirring, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 10:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Headaches

Started by QbnDusty, 19th August 2007 12:07 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 11:19 AM; by ptc

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JOKES

Hardware story

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 05:25 PM

building, fifty, hammer, handle, hardware, head, local, picks, replace, salesman, store, story, supply, tells, timer, times, tools

Replies: 0
Views: 1,011

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Lavastone driveway paving

Started by silver, 25th February 2007 09:30 PM

$2k, concerns, concrete, crack, deal, driveway, experiences, glue, grout, guys, lavastone, loose, meters, mortar, opinion, outdoor, pave, paved, paving, pieces, planning, price, quoted, salesman, shop, silver, square, suggested, time, wear

Replies: 11
Views: 3,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 12:30 AM; by silver

Forum:
PAVING

Who can? Totalspan!

Started by Dean, 5th October 2006 02:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.7m, completion, diary, finally, lol, pictorial, progress, salesman, shed, start, totalspan, view, weeks

Replies: 27
Views: 8,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 09:17 PM; by Jedo_03

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Grohe taps vs Methven

Started by srslam, 6th February 2007 10:31 PM

bathroom, buy, cheaper, experience, grohe, methven, plumbing, recommend, renovation, salesman, store, supply, taps, told, warranty

Replies: 3
Views: 5,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 05:44 PM; by peter_sm

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

20 amp power chord

Started by PenPan, 3rd December 2006 01:32 PM

10amp, 2.2hp, 20amp, 250, air, amp, bought, cheap, chord, con, conditioner, cooling, found, home, lead, power, salesman, standard, sticker, volt, wall, window

Replies: 9
Views: 2,735

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2007 09:02 PM; by Redgy

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Replacing BIR doors

Started by mudguts, 21st November 2006 10:47 PM

25mm, 3.5, 50-35=15mm, 685mm, bir, cheers, daniel, door, doors, flat, frame, hinge, hollow, house, interior, left, measured, panel, pattern, price, replacing, salesman, screws, sizes, solid, sugestions, suit, thick, timber, times

Replies: 2
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2006 08:53 AM; by woodsprite

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

BMW's

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th July 2006 05:26 PM

####, accident, answers, bmw, breaks, day, embarrassed, farted, fine, greets, hoping, inadvertently, lady, leather, lovely, madam, madame, materialises, nervously, price, professionalism, salesman, sir, time, touching, uncomfortably, upholstery, vehicle, walks, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,193

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2006 05:30 PM; by Eddie Jones

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JOKES

TV or not TV

Started by Bob38S, 5th June 2006 11:05 AM

abc, advertising, basically, bob, called, continuity, definition, destroying, forum’s, frequent, hobby, incessant, i’m, lack, life, manners, market, opinions, people, powering, punctuality, reality, respect, salesman, seeking, shed, sneaking, spite, stations, viewers

Replies: 12
Views: 1,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 09:40 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A little behind

Started by Christopha, 26th May 2006 10:24 PM

7th, ahead, answered, appreciation, approached, bar, bartender, cream, drink, fell, golf, haemorrhoid, hard, hole, lady, laugh, laughed, laughing, playing, profession, replied, request, sales, salesman, sell, stool, tampons, thanked, understand, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 10:15 AM; by DanP

Forum:
JOKES

Blind Salesman

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th April 2006 09:56 AM

birthday., blind, buy, grandsons, myers, reel, rod, salesman, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 12:53 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Ferrari

Started by Stubchain, 11th October 2005 10:46 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2005 10:15 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Grundfos water pump

Started by Greyham, 25th August 2005 07:19 PM

actual, air, bladder, bloody, blow, ch2-30, compressor, connecting, desperately, fill, forgot, gauge, grundfos, guage, hoping, mention, pressure, procedure, pump, pumping, question, replaced, salesman, seals, set, sleep, smelly, tank, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 5,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 10:02 PM; by Greyham

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Buying A Car Can Be Fun

Started by Termite, 14th December 2004 09:40 AM

afraid, answers, bends, browses, buying, car, day, dealership, dreams, farted, feel, fine, fun, hear, hopes, inspect, leather, lexus, lovely, madame, price, salesman, sir, standing, touching, uncomfortably, vehicle, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2004 11:59 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Nicholas Dattner style finish

Started by Bertie, 23rd April 2003 10:59 PM

achieve, achieved, amazing, assured, dattner, eye, finish, french, handle, nicholas, polish, recently, red, robert, salesman, showroom, spilt, style, sydney, wine

Replies: 9
Views: 6,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2004 09:13 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

I just want that one....

Started by tonyhart, 25th November 2004 07:40 PM

$1000, alas, catalogue, display, displays, experience, fairly, floor, immediately, information, model, monster, obtained, purchased, quiet, run, salesman, saws, similar, stock, suffered, supplier, suppliers, supply, surprise, thankfully, timber, time, tony, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 07:53 PM; by outback

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Oops

Started by DaveInOz, 12th June 2003 05:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2003 05:20 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

Forward on...

Started by Iain, 24th December 2002 08:29 AM

aimed, arrived, board, boss, bunnies, forward, free, friend, girlfriend, guise, inlaw, mine, mongrel, mother, offer, salesman, scotch, send, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2003 11:01 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Melbourne Show

Started by terrygoss, 14th October 2001 07:52 PM

1500kmso, begun, canberra, continue, conversations, demonstrating, dragonfly, feel, forum, friends, gadgets, home, inventors, makes, melbourne, people, plaese, recent, salesman, step, w.a.s.p, walk, woodworker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2001 07:52 PM; by terrygoss

Forum:
EVENTS

My last one today....

Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 09:20 PM

34s, 38-regular, business, clothes, doctor, exclaimed, fellow, finally, headaches, howd, insist, owner, physician, pinch, pretty, proprietor, replied, salesman, set, shirt, size, sizing, starting, suit, time, today, told, undershorts, wear, worn

Replies: 0
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2001 09:20 PM; by Island Ape

Forum:
JOKES

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