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Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Nervous Flyer

Started by Rodgera, 12th February 2014 10:12 AM

attendant, call, care, engines, flickering, flight, flyer, guess, guy, incorrect, lights, mentioned, moments, nervous, noticed, shed, sitting, solved

Replies: 4
Views: 1,833

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2014 01:55 PM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Tattoos

Started by underfoot, 8th September 2013 10:18 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2013 10:18 AM; by underfoot

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JOKES

Robo and the taxman

Started by MBM888, 6th June 2013 11:00 PM

attorney, auditor, auditors, bet, bite, bites, blind, dentures, dollars, drops, eye, glass, grand, jaw, lost, moment, nervous, office, realizes, removes, robo, robo’s, starts, stunned, takes, tax, taxman, thousand, wagered, witness

Replies: 6
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2013 10:53 PM; by doug3030

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JOKES

Is this the "stool" on the window and can I replace it?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th May 2013 04:00 PM

advice, aluminium, answer, apologise, attached, cheers, cracked, garmpe, inside, looked, missed, nailed, nervous, piece, read, removing, renovateforum.com, replace, replacing, reply, ripping, rotten, start, stool, thread, threads, thumbnails, understand, window, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2013 04:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

My Bucket List

Started by Grumpy John, 17th December 2011 08:05 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, 930, after/if, birthday, booked, bucket, crossing, feel, free, item, jump, list, moment, moments, morning, nervous, parachute, photos, post, prezzie, reactions, share, swmbo, tad, tandem, unsure, voucher

Replies: 22
Views: 4,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2012 11:02 AM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Retarding Lacquer

Started by peezlepop, 13th March 2012 11:39 AM

airless, belt, bottom, charts, fast, flat, guidelines, involved, jim, lacquer, nervous, overspray, previously, projects, question, recipes, retard, retarder, retarding, set, shelves, simple, sprayed, strategy, stuff, success, tables, test, tops, wet

Replies: 4
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2012 03:11 PM; by AngelaPetruzzi

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FINISHING

nervous about finishing T/oak

Started by jadem, 28th August 2010 01:04 PM

advance, advice, amateur, based, colour, complete, cool, cut, dressed, edges, fairly, finishing, flat, golden, minimum, nervous, oiling, primer, protect, sander, shelves, smooth, step, super, t or oak, t/oak, tasmanian oak, timber, wardrobe, worrying

Replies: 8
Views: 2,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2010 01:33 PM; by jimbur

Forum:
FINISHING

Wine with Dinner

Started by Rodgera, 24th March 2010 06:24 PM

amount, bottle, brought, children, dinner, drinks, lot, meal, mom, nervous, night, piped, poured, quiet, restaurant, ritual, six-year-old, sons, taste, time, uncorking, upscale, waitress, wife, wine

Replies: 3
Views: 1,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 09:14 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Security of casement windows

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th March 2010 01:10 AM

advance, bit, casement, cheers, house, insect, intruder, money, nervous, proof, purchased, read, recently, renovateforum.com, reply, security, style, thread, times, wife, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 2,660

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2010 01:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Chasing a Slab

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st December 2009 02:50 PM

1960s, advice, apartment, appreciated, chasing, costs, cover, direct, easier, finish, floor, friend, greatly, ground, hard, installing, keeping, nervous, opposed, patching, powerpoints, read, reason, renovateforum.com, route, slab, suggested, thread, walls, woud

Replies: 0
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2009 02:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Architrave problem - creative ideas needed!

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th August 2009 02:40 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2009 02:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

back...sort of...

Started by Shedhand, 18th April 2009 04:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6th, aka, backsort, breakdown, broke, bye, debt, deep, drowning, dust, entering, fried, gotta, guts, hospital, house, job, misery, months, move, nervous, resist, selling, sheddie, sort, takes, time, tools, wood, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 3,084

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2009 06:16 PM; by Rattrap

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Scroll Sawing

Started by Woodscratcher, 10th February 2009 05:14 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2009 01:12 AM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Woohoo! I just passed my frame inspection!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

announce, building, caught, complain, crossed, desperate, excited, frame, framing, hurdle, inspection, minutes, nervous, passed, roof, single, surveyor, woohoo, world

Replies: 0
Views: 987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

A new priest at his first mass

Started by WoodJunky, 25th March 2008 09:35 PM

10we, 11when, ass, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, sip, slew, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 09:35 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Floor tiling help

Started by SkyHook, 22nd March 2008 01:34 PM

100mm, 160, 200, 433, appreciated, bigger, bit, cheers, diagonally, difference, disguise, doorway, ensuite, family, floor, greatly, irregularly, laying, mark, narrow, nervous, opinions, separating, shaped, size, tile, tiles, tiling, told, wastes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 04:53 AM; by SkyHook

Forum:
TILING

Ikea kitchens and formaldehyde

Started by henlan77, 12th March 2008 09:48 PM

2.24, aust, australian, bunnings, cheers, flat, formaldehyde, ikea, items, kitchens, link, nasties, nervous, pack, pass, pdf, post, reference, standard, standards, times, toxic

Replies: 8
Views: 7,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 03:13 PM; by henlan77

Forum:
KITCHENS

Strong Decks

Started by bormans, 24th January 2008 05:48 PM

alot, answer, arguments, building, canberra, common, deck, decks, discription, hardwood, house, jarrah, level, love, marabo, nervous, obvious, opinions, quicker, read, sarah, sense, strength, strong, stronger, tells, timber, time, weaken, weakens

Replies: 5
Views: 2,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:39 AM; by bormans

Forum:
DECKING

Munruben Hill

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM

accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:27 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Vodka & the priest

Started by MICKYG, 31st December 2007 02:12 PM

10we, 11when, 9when, ass, body.”, bread, broke, contest, cross, david, donkey, don’t, eat, glass, hit, jesus, knocked, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, stoned, sunday, supper, vodka, “big, “take

Replies: 1
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 02:40 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Understanding Engineers

Started by chrisb691, 8th November 2007 09:52 PM

body, civil, connections, designers, discussing, electrical, engineer, engineering, engineers, gathered, human, joints, mechanical, nervous, pipeline, recreational, run, students, system, thousands, toxic, understanding, waste

Replies: 12
Views: 1,981

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2007 08:47 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Vegitarian Story

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM

,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge

Replies: 3
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 12:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

visit to the docs

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2007 11:10 PM

alzheimers, bad, calls, cancer, doc, docs, doctor, hold, nervous, pretty, replies, results, sit, straight, tests, visit, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:10 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Moved: Workplace harassement.

Started by rgum, 30th July 2007 12:38 AM

avoid, benchtops, blah, board, boss, closed, crash, cutting, door, fitting, gos, happen, harassement, hard, lights, mistake, nervous, occaisional, outa, outcome, panels, person, sinks, soooo, stuff, thankfully, train, tricks, wind, workplace

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2007 12:25 AM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

Forum:
JOKES

Advice on finish for blue gum table top

Started by Bodgy, 1st May 2007 11:42 AM

600, 800, advice, bit, blue, booze, bugger, comments, daily, damage, durable, eee, extensive, finish, gloss, grit, gum, hard, heat, insect, meals, nervous, polish, polywipe, proof, sand, shellac, strength, table, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 12:53 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

Due care & attention.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM

attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Engineers

Started by Geoffsa, 21st July 2006 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 10:27 PM; by boban

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JOKES

Terrible Jokes

Started by Rodgera, 19th May 2006 12:05 PM

beef, bottom, cool, difference, dog, fingers, gorillas, jokes, left, legs, lies, nervous, nostrils, ocean, pea, roast, rolleyes, soup, terrible, twitches, wreck

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 06:52 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Two-part Question

Started by Rodgera, 12th May 2006 06:32 PM

american, answer, anticipation, approvingly, audience, bob, confused, dollars, easier, eek, grew, half, happen?eek, history, host, nervous, night, nodded, noticeably, played, question, rolleyes, rule, safe, silent, stab, subject, town, two-part, twopart

Replies: 1
Views: 2,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 07:17 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Irony

Started by Caliban, 18th February 2006 06:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bits, blade, bloody, board, chest, conscious, cuts, exception, feather, fingers, fitted, fix, heart, ironic, irony, job, morning, motor, nervous, outfeed, resaw, routed, safety, slot, splitter, table, tantrum, throw, tilt, worst

Replies: 31
Views: 4,746

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2006 09:09 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
SAFETY

hells bells

Started by Cosmo, 10th November 2005 09:34 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bells, bit, bloke, cosmo, exams, final, greek, hands, heads, hells, ideas, inside, kids, lessons, nervous, nong, poor, school, shes, starting, stressed, studies, swear, tails, tearing, tears, tired, wana, week, wreck

Replies: 43
Views: 4,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2005 05:26 PM; by Ratbag Oz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mental Help Line

Started by Ashore, 11th July 2005 11:57 PM

69696969, asylum, beep, busy, call, disorder, dyslexic, earth, fidget, hash, hear, insane, irish, key, line, loss, low, memory, mental, nervous, operators, press, short, talk, term, till, universe, voice, wait, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2005 11:57 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Mental Help Line

Started by Ashore, 29th June 2005 12:53 AM

69696969, answer, beep, busy, call, disorder, dyslexic, esteem, fidget, hang, hash, hear, key, line, loss, low, matter, memory, mental, nervous, operators, press, schizophrenic, short, talk, term, till, voice, wait, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2005 12:53 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Never argue with the BRASS

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 05:53 AM

agree, argue, brass, continued, dog, duty, evening, glanced, golden, nervous, nice, night, private, relaxing, responded, retriever, salute, saluted, simply, sir, snapped, soothing, stepped, stormy, taking, trade, train, type, walk, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 02:52 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Family History

Started by Grue, 23rd March 2004 06:59 AM

announcement, awe, brothers, bull, byrd, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, family, fulla, giva, history, inseparable, jack, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding

Replies: 2
Views: 1,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2004 07:18 PM; by outback

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jack Schitt

Started by cliff cook, 28th September 2002 12:58 AM

announcement, awe, bride, brothers, bull, ceremony, chicken, childhood, children, deep, dip, dual, fulla, giva, inseparable, jack, left, loda, married, nervous, newspaper, noe, piza, produced, schitt, schitt-happens, schitt-sherlock, son, subsequently, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2002 12:58 AM; by cliff cook

Forum:
JOKES

Please forgive me for this one

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 10:55 AM

1000, absolutely, bag, balls, bank, bet, bets, carrying, cash, checked, checking, confident, forgive, front, lady, lawyer, lot, mirror, money, nervous, night, office, president, presidents, replied, spent, square, win, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 10:55 AM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

misc

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 10:03 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2001 10:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

new priest

Started by Gino, 17th October 2000 07:03 PM

ass, contest, cross, david, donkey, eat, glass, goliath, grub, hit, jesus, junior, kick, knocked, mary, mass, monsignor, nervous, priest, pulling, refer, rock, rub-a-dub-dub, sip, slew, spook, stoned, sunday, vodka, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2000 07:03 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Oh hell ...........another parrot joke

Started by John Saxton, 24th September 2000 09:23 PM

big-eyed, bitch, bring, cage, care, changed, female, glared, gonna, hell, home, immediately, johnno, joke, marilyn, nervous, night, obvious, owl, owl.he, parrot, parrot.it, pet, shop, someones, tonight.someones, tonightthe, usual, whoo, whooo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2000 09:23 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

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