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The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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G'day from cold Redbank Plains

Started by Bhakti108, 23rd May 2013 09:56 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2013 08:36 AM; by DaveTTC

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

Started by Woodgrub, 20th April 2011 08:23 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 4,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2011 07:06 PM; by Woodgrub

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The body - A bit like the forum really

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 11:05 PM

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Replies: 7
Views: 1,809

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2010 09:55 AM; by artme

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Perks of being over 50

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th April 2010 04:57 PM

allan, elevator, expects, finally, friends, glasses, hard, health, insurance, investment, kidnappers, learn, left, listening, live, loud, matter, music, paying, perks, quit, remember, run, safe, secrets, sex, sing, stomach, walks, wear

Replies: 7
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2010 09:32 AM; by Charleville

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The Importance of Walking

Started by Calm, 30th January 2010 10:52 PM

advantage, chocolate, country, covers, cross-country, day, die, enables, exercise, exercising, fine, flabby, fortunately, heads, hear, importance, leave, life, lot, mouth, skiing, start, sticking, stomach, story, thighs, thinking, time, walking, wash

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Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2010 09:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chinese sick leave

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th November 2009 08:44 PM

ache, allan, boss, called, chinese, chow, feel, feeling, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, loving, makes, nice, replied, sick, stomach, wife

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Views: 1,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2009 09:36 PM; by Timber stacker

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dangly

Started by groverwa, 15th May 2009 09:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2009 02:01 PM; by dennford

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Scales do not lie

Started by Rodgera, 14th March 2008 06:20 PM

bathroom, commented, husband, lie, maneuver, munruben, noticed, scale, scales, standing, stomach, sucking, thinking, weigh

Replies: 6
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 04:37 PM; by wayfarer

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Don't tell my wife.

Started by munruben, 17th January 2008 03:42 PM

covers, fat, flabby, luckily, real, stomach, thighs, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 05:09 PM; by echnidna

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Sick Day

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM

ache, boss, calls, chow, day, feel, headache, hours, house.”, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, soon…, stomach, that.”, wife, work.”, “hey, “you

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Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:53 PM; by MICKYG

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Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

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Replies: 9
Views: 4,265

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

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Dancing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th December 2006 10:30 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,556

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 09:50 PM; by Bluegum

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Hung Chow

Started by Stuart, 18th August 2006 11:24 AM

ache, boss, calls, chow, feel, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, real, sex.that, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:00 PM; by Bodgy

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Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:12 PM

ache, apologies, boss, calls, chinese, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hurt, leave, legs, makes, mate, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife, wongo

Replies: 7
Views: 2,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 04:51 PM; by Caliban

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I can't bear it!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:17 PM

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Replies: 2
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:53 PM; by craigb

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Triplets

Started by Baz, 1st March 2006 07:05 PM

ago, babies, bank, boy, bullet, daughter, dog, explained, happened, healthy, luckily, mother, mum, playing, ran, replied, robber, shot, son, stomach, taking, tears, times, tinkle, told, triplets, walked, week, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:05 PM; by Baz

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Chinese Sick Leave

Started by Baz, 19th December 2005 07:41 PM

ache, boss, calls, chinese, chow, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 07:41 PM; by Baz

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For the older members

Started by craigb, 28th September 2004 10:14 AM

called, challenge, craig, elevator, eyes, finally, friends, health, hold, insurance, investment, limits, list, mate, matter, members, music, older, p.m, people, quit, realize, remember, safe, secrets, sing, speed, stomach, walks, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2004 10:14 AM; by craigb

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Modern illnesses

Started by simon c, 8th September 2004 10:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ache, aware, cold, days, describe, event, examples, flu, gastro, headache, illnesses, jargon, knowledge, medical, migraine, modern, noticed, obsessed, people, range, sicker, simon, simple, sore, stomach, technical, term, wider, word, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2004 10:23 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Last Post

Started by ozwinner, 16th May 2004 06:31 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

appointed, belittled, bye, education, enjoyable, f@ck, feel, info, mad, nazis, people, poor, post, posts, replying, ridiculed, sick, spelling, stomach, time, tired, wankers, woodwork

Replies: 68
Views: 13,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2004 05:48 PM; by Eastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who`s In Charge

Started by Sawdust Producer, 27th March 2003 09:11 PM

agreed, asshole, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, days, eventually, happen, headache, heart, huff, insulted, moral, organs, process, pump, rectum, shut, smart, stomach, story, systems, terrible, tight, toxic, waste, who`s

Replies: 1
Views: 2,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2003 12:02 PM; by Oldblock

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A Woodies Yarn

The canoe

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:04 PM

appalled, aussie, begins, blood, blows, build, cannibals, canoe, captured, chest, chief, englishman, fork, frenchman, gimme, god, gushing, head, jabbing, news, over-, pistol, puzzled, queen, responds, save, shrugs, stomach, sword, takes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 12:04 PM; by Eastie

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The Church Dinner

Not mush room to eat

G'day from cold Redbank Plains

Urgent help to remove varnish odour for wife with hooping cough

The body - A bit like the forum really

Perks of being over 50

The Importance of Walking

Chinese sick leave

dangly

Scales do not lie

Don't tell my wife.

Sick Day

Why men oversleep

Dancing

Hung Chow

Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

I can't bear it!

Triplets

Chinese Sick Leave

For the older members

Modern illnesses

Last Post

Who`s In Charge

The canoe