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The lower ranks, bless them

Started by fenderbelly, 24th May 2014 05:27 PM

100%, bless, brewing, captain, charge, chimed, coffee, consensus, corporal, depending, favour, fell, guess, hesitation, inebriation, involved, lower, officers, opinion, pleasure, question, ranks, replied, responded, silent, sir, surprised, time, wondered

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Views: 1,885

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2014 12:22 AM; by doug3030

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the boy from Waikato ….

Started by MBM888, 17th February 2014 11:56 AM

boy, buy, earlier, feet, half, head, heads, impressed, insistent, leave, lettuce, manager, people, play, players, prostitutes, replied, right?replied, rugby, sir, situation, sold, son, waikato, whod, wife, zealand, zealand?the

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Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2014 11:56 AM; by MBM888

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Captain smithers

Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM

bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:34 PM; by Carry Pine

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To Pray

Started by fenderbelly, 17th November 2013 10:15 AM

ahead, amazing, brick, children, christians, cnn, day, feel, fellow, female, grow, hatred, heard, jews, journalist, love, muslims, peace, people, politicians, pray, responsible, safely, sir, slowly, stop, talking, wailing, wall, wars

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2013 10:15 AM; by fenderbelly

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A Heavenly Conversation

Started by MBM888, 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM

apparently, catherine, conversation, cut, fall, fast, francis, garden, god, grass, green, grow, growing, heavenly, leaves, lord, mulch, natural, pay, protect, rake, sir, soil, spring, started, story, suburbanites, summer, throw, trees

Replies: 0
Views: 1,756

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2013 10:52 PM; by MBM888

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Calling all Poms; help required with passport problem.

Started by Chief Tiff, 21st October 2013 10:23 PM

avoid, bloody, call, calling, card, cash, charge, classed, complaints, credit, details, exchange, fee, fixed, hey, passport, plastic, poms, post, problem, rate, required, sir, sterling, surrender, time, transactions, wammy, website, yeah

Replies: 11
Views: 2,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 10:30 PM; by Chief Tiff

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The Patient

Started by issatree, 15th October 2013 05:19 PM

302, blood, excellent, floor, fred, functionally, grandfather, grateful, happy, heart, hold, hospital, information, line, nice, nurse, nurses, patient, pressure, rang, roberts, sir, son, station, tells, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2013 05:19 PM; by issatree

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Frog warning

Started by artme, 22nd September 2013 05:27 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2013 09:21 PM; by Fuzzie

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Chuck The Rooster

Started by WoodJunky, 10th August 2013 06:25 PM

age, agent, animals, chuck, decided, eatin, farmer, guy, head, makes, marge, mildred, movie, pants, pervert, pet, popcorn, rooster, sat, shoulder, sir, stick, theater, ticket, town, undid, watch, whispered, worry

Replies: 2
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2013 09:29 AM; by Mulgabill

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Politics

Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 01:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2013 01:01 PM; by fenderbelly

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The nurse

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2013 07:30 PM

appears, black, check, closely, covers, embarrassment, fine, gently, gown, hand, holds, listen, manhood, mask, nurse, overcomes, oxygen, pulls, raises, rate, results, sir, slowly, smiles, student, test, testicles, wonderful, worrying, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2013 07:06 AM; by Handyjack

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Hotel

Started by fenderbelly, 24th February 2013 09:50 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2013 09:50 AM; by fenderbelly

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Power companies... Is it just me, or everyone?

Started by Malibu, 27th December 2012 05:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1400, address, amount, arrives, balance, bill, billing, bills, brought, call, companies, credit, discount, fix, forward, generated, lady, maths, months, off-peak, paid, pay, peak, power, sir, solar, time, wait, weeks, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2013 01:02 PM; by shedbound

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Kind hearted banker?

Started by MBM888, 7th November 2012 07:24 PM

afternoon, bank, banker, bring, ceo, children, eat, eating, fellows, foot, glad, grass, hearted, kind, limousine, love, major, money, pitiful, poor, replied, riding, road, sir, squeezed, stop, taking, underway, voice, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2012 07:24 PM; by MBM888

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Insults with class

Started by MBM888, 8th October 2012 08:12 PM

attend, avoid, called, charles, churchill, class, count, disraeli, easily, flirt, glorious, insults, johnson, keating, loves, mark, night, oscar, paul, run, samuel, shiver, simply, sir, spine, talleyrand, twain, wilde, winston, yielded

Replies: 4
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2012 01:27 AM; by bsrlee

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Calls from India

Started by Bob Willson, 24th July 2012 02:12 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

based, beep, calling, calls, causing, computer, computers, connected, drops, errors, explain, giving, india, linux, machine, microsoft, pause, penny, producing, program, server, servers, sir, start, times, understand, windows, wrong, xxx

Replies: 30
Views: 5,026

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2012 04:06 AM; by Bob38S

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Overboard!

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 04:12 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 04:12 AM; by Rodgera

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A small mistake

Started by Breslauer, 10th June 2012 11:39 PM

americans, bitch, chastise, defend, demanded, dog, else;, empty, english, french, gentleman, imagine, lady, leaned, mistake, nose, railed, rude, sat, seat, sir, sit, small, soldier, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 04:47 PM; by rrich

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Need a Lift?

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2012 10:46 AM

america, american, answered, bit, call, confused, doorman, elevator, england, hotel, invented, irritated, language, lift, lifts, listen, looked, polite, portiere, realized, responded, sir, smiled, tone, visiting

Replies: 3
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2012 01:22 AM; by olbassy

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"Comeback" line...

Started by wolften, 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM

called, comeback, court, courtroom, daily, description, duties, exploded, fellow, hell, laughter, lawyers, life, line, lock, locker, nominated, offender, officer, officers, preparation, prompt, provided, recess, scene, share, sir, trust, walk, win

Replies: 0
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2012 08:10 PM; by wolften

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First Day of Psychiatry Class

Started by Rodgera, 27th May 2012 12:36 PM

class, day, depression, elation, emotional, extremes, giddyup, joy, opposite, parameters, professor, psychiatry, replied, sadness, set, sir, student, students, texan, texas, woe, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,494

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2012 11:50 AM; by A Duke

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Australian Story on ABC TV right now. Sir Jack Brabham

Started by Avery, 14th May 2012 09:00 PM

abc, australian, brabham, jack, opinion, sir, story, undervalued

Replies: 1
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2012 04:59 AM; by acmegridley

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A bit contrary today

Started by underfoot, 12th December 2011 08:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

add, basil, bit, bought, check, combination, contrary, cue, delivers, drill, explain, finally, flustered, girl, hear, lady, leave, manager, office, photocopied, photocopier, photocopy, plants, predicament, races, reciept, sir, stuff, today, wait

Replies: 33
Views: 4,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2012 06:21 PM; by underfoot

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She doesnt live here any more!!!

Started by doug3030, 28th October 2011 10:51 PM

2013, agitated, approached, canberra, day, front, gillard, guard, hand, hearing, julia, live, lodge, looked, love, mans, meet, minister, pime, prime, row, security, shook, sir, speak, told, tomorrow, understand, understandably, walked

Replies: 7
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 11:20 PM; by Bob38S

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Permission to marry

Started by fenderbelly, 13th October 2011 09:56 AM

daughter, family, marry, permission, sir, support

Replies: 1
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2011 08:55 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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golden syrup

Started by texx, 5th August 2011 04:40 PM

attention, bald, company, complaint, cover, days, dear, drawing, dress, emphasizing, enclosed, fancy, golden, harden, head, incandescent, leg, letter, note, outfit, parcel, rage, receives, sir, strong, syrup, tin, toffee, wooden, writes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2011 08:39 AM; by Old-Biker-UK

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A Loving Husband

Started by bullfright, 3rd July 2011 07:19 AM

carefully, cook, deputies, deputy, door, encounters, excellent, front, golf, gravely, guy, hears, hit, home, husband, knock, loving, married, personality, picture, play, sheriffs, sir, sitting, truck, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2011 11:14 AM; by tea lady

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Secret Party

Started by Rodgera, 24th June 2011 12:00 PM

70-year, appreciated, clean, cleaning, company, cried, exclaimed, foot, leaked, life, manager, mess, modest, office, party, perturbed, plans, rushed, secret, simply, sir, smith, spent, stage, wind, woman, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2011 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Forum Idjit!

Started by Christopha, 23rd May 2011 06:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arvo, bods, bought, davinda, details, entire, feel, forum, generations, hair, hand, hmmmm, hold, idjit, including, juice, length, lifetime, millipedes, morning, omigawd, read, ripper, sir, size, takes, telly, ter, town, underwear

Replies: 20
Views: 2,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 09:51 PM; by wheelinround

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Old Charlie

Started by ivanavitch, 17th February 2011 09:51 PM

armed, boss, bothersome, bunnings, captain, charley, charlie, clean-shaven, coffee, coming, company, credit, day, employee, forces, hear, late, minutes, morning, odd, player, real, retired, sharp-minded, sir, talk, team, tidy, time, worker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2011 10:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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At the Vet's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2011 01:44 PM

aggressive, cat, co-workers, day, defense, interjected, males, moments, office, receptionist, sir, sparring, verbally, vet, veterinarians, vets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 04:18 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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lil johnny is at it again

Started by texx, 28th December 2010 05:03 PM

angry, apples, carefully, cat, cats, frustrated, hell, home, johnny, lil, listen, sir, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2010 10:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Airport Mistletoe

Started by Rodgera, 23rd December 2010 01:24 PM

airport, annoying, attendant, blared, christmas, closely, degree, elevator, forward, ghastly, goodbye, green, irritation, kiss, lady, loudspeakers, luggage, married, mistletoe, mockery, paint, pause, red, renditions, rounder, scale, sir, step, tacky, vent

Replies: 2
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2010 09:27 PM; by joe greiner

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Sea Food Restraunt

Started by fenderbelly, 7th December 2010 10:09 AM

admits, aro-d, bloke, bludgeon, calls, chef, dishes, dishwasher, enormous, food, german, gervais, green, hairy, hans, huge, kill, kitchen, lip, mild, pin, restraunt, rolling, sea, sing, sir, squid, waiter, wields, worry

Replies: 6
Views: 1,741

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2010 06:07 AM; by Carry Pine

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Hard to Tell.....

Started by Rodgera, 1st October 2010 12:24 PM

blue, boy, bystander, daughter, father, forgive, girl, hair, hard, idea, jeans, mother, person, shes, short, sir

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2010 12:24 PM; by Rodgera

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Sheep for Sale

Started by Rodgera, 18th September 2010 01:16 PM

call, classified, community, complaint, difference, e-w-e-s, editor, ewes, farm, follow, local, makes, newspaper, newspapers, paper, pardon, people, read, rural, sale, sheep, sir, spent, staff, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:54 PM; by RETIRED

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Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

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The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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Would you like your timber delivered Sir?

Started by Woodwould, 23rd June 2010 07:21 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th June 2010 06:16 PM; by artme

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The Birthday?

Started by issatree, 19th June 2010 01:16 AM

12th, 25th, birth, birthday, date, heard, issatree, joke, officer, policeman, pulls, sir

Replies: 1
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2010 10:31 AM; by tea lady

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Bark

Started by groverwa, 31st May 2010 05:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2010 05:39 PM; by groverwa

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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Merry Xmas

Started by nine fingers, 15th December 2009 05:42 PM

aussie, barwon, beautiful, boxes, clocks, finally, fingers, forum, forums, geelong, issatree, john, lara, lewis, merry, michael, neil, newtown, p2tsup, pauline, personal, ravlord, ross, sir, stinkalot, tas, toys, woodwork, woodworkers, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2009 06:57 AM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Chemistry Demonstration

Started by Rodgera, 20th October 2009 07:44 PM

acid, acids, called, chemistry, coin, demonstrating, demonstration, dissolve, drop, dropped, explain, glass, professor, properties, pure, queried, school, silver, sir, student, summer

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 07:49 PM; by handyman renos

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Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

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The grass

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2009 04:18 PM

answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, highcc, investigate, it.youll, lawyer, limousine, love, place.the, poor, replied, riding, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 10:54 PM; by groverwa

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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Poison

Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 11:00 PM; by joe greiner

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No Enemies

Started by Rodgera, 20th February 2009 10:19 PM

aged, answer, approvingly, beautiful, clergyman, congregation, enemies, enemy, minister, outlived, sir, talking, thankful, world

Replies: 0
Views: 930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 10:19 PM; by Rodgera

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