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Duz tha speak Yorkshire

Started by fenderbelly, 21st June 2011 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologises, assures, blood, calls, cat, chemist, cream, decides, dies, dog, duz, engraved, gold, headstone, jeweller, lad, left, mason, ready, speak, statue, stone, takes, tha, thin, vet, widower, yorkshire, yorkshireman, yorkshiremans

Replies: 19
Views: 3,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2019 04:32 AM; by keithmart

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JOKES

Stay Off Your Bicycle

Started by gms002a, 5th August 2014 12:02 PM

andrea, arms, bicycle, body, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, fine, found, hair, hear, legs, lotion, nair, pharmacist, proceeded, recurring, remover, replied, schnauzer, stay, store, vet, veterinarian, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2014 01:55 PM; by rrich

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The Right Place

Started by issatree, 6th March 2014 11:34 AM

1st, 2nd, advice, amazing, attached, awake, awakes, blue, couple, dog, gently, hubbies, hubby, lady, mirror, night, nights, piece, place, prize, red, ribbon, sleep, snored, snores, snoring, testicles, ties, vet, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2014 11:34 AM; by issatree

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JOKES

Chopping board finish

Started by spencer411, 27th August 2013 06:31 PM

100%, board, chopping, feel, finish, funny, hey, makes, mineral, oil, paraffin, vet, website, wondering

Replies: 5
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2013 11:13 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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FINISHING

Load of Bull

Started by fenderbelly, 14th August 2013 12:54 AM

angus, ate, beginning, black, bred, broke, bull, cow, cows, day, days, feed, fence, grass, healthy, herd, load, machine, neighbors, peppermint, pills, recently, registered, service, spent, started, taste, vet, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2013 06:09 PM; by BEKKY

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JOKES

Shed ####

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th June 2012 07:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2012 07:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Suki's Gone

Started by Jim Carroll, 28th June 2011 08:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arranged, bed, buried, carve, circles, day, days, decided, decision, dry, empty, euthanasia, eye, final, hardest, hearts, home, house, irene, lee, left, marker, nice, pro, round, sucks, suki, vet, watched, wrong

Replies: 18
Views: 2,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2011 09:07 PM; by Brosh

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Dog that snores!

Started by Timeless Timber, 3rd March 2011 05:55 AM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, dog, dogs, drunken, grabs, husband, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleep, sleeps, snores, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2011 10:49 PM; by Grommett

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JOKES

At the Vet's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th January 2011 01:44 PM

aggressive, cat, co-workers, day, defense, interjected, males, moments, office, receptionist, sir, sparring, verbally, vet, veterinarians, vets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2011 04:18 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Goldfish problem

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th October 2010 10:01 AM

allan, bowl, brother, checked, epilepsy, goldfish, healthy, informed, normal, perfectly, problem, replied, vet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2010 02:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Getting glue into splits in timber

Started by Black Bear, 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM

adn, amount, attached, clamp, clamping, clean, cork, deep, ensure, enters, excess, glue, hav, hit, hypo, hypodermic, joking, larger, needle, pressure, pva, repair, sharp, split, splits, syringe, timber, time, vet, wipe

Replies: 0
Views: 2,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2009 03:58 PM; by Black Bear

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HINTS & TIPS

How much are you're pets worth to you?

Started by nihilism, 14th November 2009 12:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$20000, $4500, afford, animals, bad, bones, call, cars, cat, cats, cost, dogs, feel, forking, hit, issues, kid, medical, money, operation, opinion, parents, pets, recover, sleep, spent, treatment, vet, worse, worth

Replies: 15
Views: 2,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2009 01:52 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

Back passage

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2009 09:28 AM

allan, barry, blew, blow, checked, fix, hard, horse, horses, inch, insert, inserting, obvious, passage, piece, pill, purchased, racehorse, rear, replied, successful, suggested, supposed, told, tube, tubing, unsure, vet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 10:15 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Birth Of a Lizard!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 28th August 2008 06:13 PM

agreed, babies, bert, birth, boy, breathe, cage, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, noted, peered, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2008 12:23 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

The Cow From Wallan

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th June 2008 08:20 AM

bought, bull, buy, considered, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, found, happening, local, matter, mentioned, milk, move, munruben, people, quest, replied, rubens, told, upset, vet, victoria, village, wallan, wallen, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 12:40 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

A Ginger Cat Day

Started by watson, 16th April 2008 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arms, blood, car, carrier, cat, cats, child, day, details, door, drive, free, ginger, gloves, hit, hole, ignition, keys, lock, mess, minutes, reach, receptionist, screaming, shirt, times, told, top, trip, vet

Replies: 34
Views: 4,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:18 AM; by billym

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Vet bill

Started by chrisb691, 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM

$300, $50, bird, brought, cage, cat, cost, crosses, dead, exclaims, head, joey, lab, leaves, madam, moments, moving, pay, pronounces, reappears, report, scan, shakes, sniffs, takes, time, vet, wails, walks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 12:42 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

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JOKES

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 2,844

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

A small tribute......

Started by martrix, 28th September 2007 12:16 AM

27/9/2007, 75%, avail, boost, brain, care, condition, cortisone, downhill, hard, internet, legs, life, lost, palliative, peace, power, quick, searching, shot, small, started, stem, suggested, tablets, tribute, vet, virtually, vitamin, worsened

Replies: 11
Views: 2,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 09:14 PM; by martrix

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Doctor John

Started by Barry Hicks, 26th September 2007 08:29 AM

betrayal, bring, day, doctor, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, internal, invariably, john, matter, medical, overwhelming, patients, practitioner, reality, reassuring, sense, single, sleep, slept, vet, voice, whispering, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2007 06:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Neutered?

Started by Rodgera, 18th August 2007 05:11 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2007 05:11 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

"Licker!'

Started by bobmundy, 7th October 1999 09:08 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2007 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Neutered?

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2007 05:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,003

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:07 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

So, why the long faces?

Started by mic-d, 8th July 2007 08:14 PM

26yo, 4yo, arvo, bright, brought, cheers, couple, day, decision, deliver, dream, easy, faces, finished, gelding, green, happy, hours, long, mare, michael, paddock, pretty, spent, squashed, suddenly, swmbos, ungelded, vet, yard

Replies: 11
Views: 2,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2007 10:27 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 6,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

More re-hashed internet tripe for Bleedin Thumb

Started by Jack Plane, 25th January 2007 02:48 PM

bleedin, boom, brother, buy, colin, cream, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doctor, doctors, driving, eyes, fat, finally, green, internet, kayak, left, note, people, police, pulled, rehashed, round, thumb, tripe, vet, walk, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 08:51 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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JOKES

Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

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JOKES

nair

Started by goat, 9th July 2006 10:46 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2006 10:46 AM; by goat

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JOKES

oldie but a goodie

Started by goat, 12th May 2006 09:48 PM

arms, broke, brother, brutal, call, calls, couldve, dead, department, fighting, fire, fluffys, gently, goodie, guy, hows, jumped, leg, mom, oldie, prepared, roof, shes, story, told, tree, trip, vet, wouldve, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:48 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Gumby ran over my dog....

Started by Eastie, 20th January 2006 05:13 PM

arms, day, dog, examine, gumby, minutes, ran, rolleyes, suite, surgical, tired, vet, walked

Replies: 2
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 09:10 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Shop-dog Sally

Started by Groggy, 25th November 2005 10:30 PM

accident, aggressive, cell, concerned, crap, deserve, foggy, folks, friends, furry, growth, helps, lot, love, lump, mast, mate, microscope, needle, procedure, results, sally, sample, shopdog, suggests, surgical, time, uneven, vet, walks

Replies: 12
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 11:24 PM; by maglite

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

A collection of truly awful one-liners

Started by jshaw, 29th August 2005 03:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

awful, bar, barman, check, collection, cross-eyed, day, dog, dogs, dolly, examines, eyes, finally, fish, green, heavy, lying, meat, morning, oneliners, picks, positive, replies, rottweiler, serve, takes, teeth, vet, walk, walks

Replies: 20
Views: 9,960

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 12:34 PM; by gazaly

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JOKES

No Contest

Started by outback, 29th April 2005 08:34 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, contest, dog, dogs, drunken, front, god, grabs, husbands, piece, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2005 08:34 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Snoring cure

Started by outback, 4th April 2005 08:09 PM

amazingly, attached, bathroom, bed, begins, blue, closet, cure, dog, dogs, drunken, god, grabs, husbands, piece, privates, red, ribbon, sleeps, snoring, soundly, stands, stumbles, stupor, testicles, ties, vet, wakes, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 08:09 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,573

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

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JOKES

Tommy Cooper one liners

Started by simon c, 10th September 2004 01:32 PM

arm, bloke, brother, buy, car, colin, complimented, cooper, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, driving, guy, hows, hurt, left, liners, nice, note, parking, people, round, start, tommy, vet, walked, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 03:43 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Lizard story.........

Started by Christopha, 14th August 2004 06:45 PM

agreed, babies, bert, boy, breathe, cage, cameron, cruel, dad, demanded, ernie, ernies, foot, giggle, kids, laughter, lizard, lizards, lying, male, peered, privately, pulling, son, story, tiny, told, urged, vet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2004 03:04 PM; by Ian007

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JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Aminal welfare is alive and well

Started by Eastie, 3rd March 2003 01:11 PM

alive, aminal, animal, be”, car, chemistry, ecstatic, feel, hare, hindquarters, home, in-depth, informed, injected, kids, like?”, moments, pain?”, pulled, questioning, rabbit, saved, study, usual, vet, welfare, “was, “what, “who, ”it

Replies: 5
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2003 03:34 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

Doctor - patient relationship

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 01:11 PM

betrayal, bring, dave, day, doctor, don’t, forget, guilt, guilty, head, hear, hed, inside, invariably, matter, overwhelming, patient, patients, reality, reassure, relationship, sense, single, sleep, slept, soothing, vet, voice, worry, you’re

Replies: 3
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2003 10:46 PM; by soundman

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JOKES

2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The vet

Started by Iain, 12th November 2000 09:17 PM

bends, bit, bull, clipped, dog, explained, front, home, hospital, length, male, mastiff, mirror, model, nails, night, owner, owners, poodle, pounced, result, rough, shower, stands, super, trip, undressed, undresses, vet, virile

Replies: 1
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2000 11:15 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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