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The Saw. Last for 2013.

Started by issatree, 31st December 2013 05:33 PM

2013, beautiful, bed, bought, burn, caught, chap, cut, darling, dragged, grabbed, hair, hold, love, market, nice, passing, proceeded, real, rusty, screaming, shed, silly, sun, tight, vice, wife, woman, wood, wound

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2013 05:33 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Carry on Screaming

Started by jimbur, 24th January 2013 05:51 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

authorities, ball, button, carry, clamp, goodness, hit, mute, players, scream/shriek, screaming, tennis

Replies: 28
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2013 08:47 PM; by Bushmiller

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The wife

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2012 11:24 AM

death, die, door, hope, house, leave, painful, replied, screaming, slow, stay, walking, wife, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:22 PM; by Scott

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JOKES

Another drama in Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th June 2012 11:42 AM

allan, closed, crazy, day, departments, drama, dull, earthquake, emergency, fore, freeway, fuel, hour, messages, mobile, moment, mouth, phones, rollover, screaming, services, sirens, time, truck, vents, wallan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2012 08:23 PM; by issatree

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JOKES

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 28th June 2012 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2012 10:45 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

I love my Mother In Law

Started by Scott, 25th May 2012 10:20 PM

car, happened, law, love, mother, paid, race, racecar, ride, screaming, woman, youtube

Replies: 4
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2012 05:56 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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JOKES

Frogs in me S-Bend

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th May 2009 10:40 AM

cable, cam, cheers, daughter, frogs, green, loud, loves, lowering, nuts, pleasant, read, renovateforum.com, s-bend, screaming, stop, suckers, thread, tree, visits, weekends, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2009 10:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Diagnosis

Started by Rodgera, 5th May 2009 07:39 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2009 09:25 PM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Drafting blokes over 60

Started by 741Baus, 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM

18-year-old, 20-foot, attitudes, blokes, bullet, completing, couple, cranky, day, drafting, enemy, energy, excuse, guys, house, join, military, outrun, rope, screaming, sending, sex, sleep, soldier, terrorists, tired, track, wall, waste, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2009 10:16 AM; by 741Baus

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JOKES

Instant cure

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th December 2008 10:29 AM

allan, caught, clinic, cure, doctor, fellow, hiccups, hysterical, informed, instant, left, mates, minutes, pregnant, premises, replied, screaming, severe, smith, true, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2008 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Assassins Test

Started by rotten_66, 23rd December 2008 01:32 PM

agent, assassins, background, blanks, brow, chair, checks, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, interviews, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, takes, test, testing, wife, woman, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2008 10:25 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

Use glue? Joining new to old and sandpaper grade

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

answer, assuming, bathroom, cheap, corner, firstly, glue, grade, internal, joining, joints, mate, paint, prep, questions, read, reno, rod, sand, sanding, sandpaper, screaming, site, special, stuff, top, type, villa, wall, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

The Extra One

Started by Rodgera, 22nd October 2008 12:23 AM

2tsup, arranged, battery, charged, charger, company-paid, deal, decided, directly, doh, extra, figured, homes, mobile, morning, negotiating, overnight, pause, phone, phones, plugged, power, replace, screaming, sir, suits, upstairs, vodafone, wall, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2008 11:59 PM; by Johncs

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JOKES

Cutlery Chest

Started by Cruzi, 14th July 2008 05:37 PM

aid, ammo, arguement, beautiful, brass, bulk, cabinet, chest, contruction, convert, cutlery, decided, destroy, dovetails, drawers, explained, features, finer, finished, history, inlaid, inspection, lot, original, paint, picked, restoration, screaming, tool, utterly

Replies: 6
Views: 3,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 10:06 PM; by astrid

Forum:
RESTORATION

Amazing Flying Story

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th July 2008 08:37 AM

amazing, auto, bodies, conditions, control, controls, deck, flight, flying, hysterical, jet, kid, load, managed, mountain, passengers, pilot, pilots, plane, pulled, sat, screaming, story, straight, terrified, told, touch, tower, weather, y.o

Replies: 7
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 01:51 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

Satan himself

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd June 2008 10:50 AM

afraid, agony, appeared, calm, calmly, church, doubt, entrance, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, perturbed, physical, profound, realize, replied, reply, running, satan, screaming, sister, sitting, started, ultimate, word, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:39 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

A Ginger Cat Day

Started by watson, 16th April 2008 09:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

arms, blood, car, carrier, cat, cats, child, day, details, door, drive, free, ginger, gloves, hit, hole, ignition, keys, lock, mess, minutes, reach, receptionist, screaming, shirt, times, told, top, trip, vet

Replies: 34
Views: 4,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:18 AM; by billym

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The John

Started by Elbow, 7th March 2008 11:03 AM

allan, bar, bartender, bathroom, blood, bucket, curdling, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, john, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 11:03 AM; by Elbow

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JOKES

Attitude adjustment

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 12:34 PM

actions, adjustment, arm, astounded, attitude, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, changed, check, chicken, continued, david, davids, door, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, hurt, kicking, offended, parrot, quickly, quiet, screaming, stepped, suddenly, worse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 12:34 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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JOKES

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

I guess that I'm getting to be that age...

Started by rrich, 27th June 2007 04:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

9-1-1, age, bill, cardiologists, chest, co-pay, damage, day, deal, drugs, ekg, engineer, guess, heart, home, hospital, immediately, inserted, leg, levels, loml, message, money, pains, reason, saturday, screaming, shop, stent, toponin

Replies: 25
Views: 3,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 11:19 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My tele's broken

Started by Daddles, 5th June 2007 07:26 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 05:27 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

AWA,s Hang in there Kev- Its all a Howard Beat-up

Started by Farnarkel, 18th May 2007 10:47 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

awa, beat, beat-up, beatup, bring, business, calls, geeup, ground, hang, hold, hospitality, howard, howhard, kev, kev-, leaders, legislation, lose, orchestrated, phone, retail, screaming, screwed, sector, sympathy, tits, weaken, workers

Replies: 47
Views: 5,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 05:06 AM; by Harry72

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

FBI Final Entrance Test

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM

agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women

Replies: 7
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:43 AM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Finally a Male Blonde Joke

Started by Baz, 29th November 2006 05:21 PM

attack, bedroom, blonde, closet, clothes, daddy, door, finally, floor, guy, heart, husband, joke, kids, male, naked, past, phone, rips, running, rushes, scaring, screaming, slams, sob, storms, upstairs, wardrobe, wife, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2006 06:11 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

The body builder

Started by Phil Spencer, 9th November 2006 09:38 PM

100, afraid, apartment, baby, blonde, body, builder, calves, catches, chases, chest, clothes, dynamite, fear, fuse, lbs, massive, pants, ran, removes, replies, running, screaming, shirt, short, takes, tells, underwear, waseek

Replies: 0
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2006 09:38 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

The Future is Here

Started by Grunt, 5th April 2006 05:42 PM

2010, carefully, click, closely, conversation, funny, future, happen, laugh, link, listen, phone, pizza, pointer, pop, promise, scary, screaming, screen, technology, volume, wanna, watch

Replies: 10
Views: 2,051

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 09:29 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Naughty but Funny

Started by Baz, 10th February 2006 04:58 PM

advice, bed, ear-splitting, enormous, enthusiasm, fantasize, follow, funny, handsome, hire, husband, jewish, love, naughty, orgasm, perplexed, rabbi, rabbis, reversed, room-shaking, schmuck, screaming, smiles, towel, triumphantly, unsatisfied, wave, waves, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2006 05:20 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Replacing part of a benchtop

Started by blu76u, 7th February 2006 11:13 PM

benchtop, causing, companies, confused, easy, father, glued, hot, jobs, join, kitchen, laminate, law, moment, mother, original, procedure, quotes, replace, replacing, saucepan, screaming, section, supply, tips, told, true, weeks, worried

Replies: 5
Views: 2,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2006 10:26 PM; by blu76u

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Recently Traumatised by Al

Started by NewLou, 25th June 2005 04:02 PM

1/2, aaaarrrrrrrrrr, burnt, desire, drag, dress, eekeek, foil, foily, horrific, kelly, loosin, mans, naked, newlou, night, nightmares, photo, poor, poorlou, recently, screaming, star, style, terryfying, traumatised, unexplainable, waking, weird

Replies: 14
Views: 1,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2005 11:28 PM; by Driver

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Squeeze

Started by rod1949, 24th June 2005 04:06 PM

bar, bartender, bathroom, blood-curdling, bucket, customers, door, drunk, flush, heads, heard, hell, idiot, investigate, loud, minutes, mop, reverberates, scaring, scream, screaming, sitting, squeeze, squeezes, testicles, time, toilet

Replies: 1
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 04:38 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Pinch My Nipples!

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2005 05:22 PM

air, applause, arms, bigger, bought, broke, clerk, crowd, draws, huff, madam, manager, money, nipples, pinch, pinched, pleads, quickly, refund, refunded, screaming, screwed, shock, special, starts, store, tells, throws, toaster, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2005 10:49 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by jackruss, 29th March 2005 10:00 AM

9555-7039, bed, bedroom, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, dead, frank, god, guess, hit, honey, jumped, mommy, moving, pause, phone, pool, ran, ring, rug, scared, screaming, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 10:00 AM; by jackruss

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JOKES

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM

birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:40 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

English language problems

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM

barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 04:21 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

The Devil

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM

afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 01:39 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Phone Call

Started by Baz, 30th March 2004 09:11 PM

555-7039, bed, bottom, clean, clothes, daddy, daddys, dead, flying, forgotten, frank, honey, jumped, mommy, phone, pool, ran, real, ring, rug, scared, screaming, shes, swimming, tripped, uncle, upstairs, water, week, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 09:11 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

It's a dog!

Started by Darth Debra, 7th February 2004 02:35 PM

bathrooms, buy, carpet, dog, floor, floorboards, forums, found, haha, hardwood, hell.d, hiding, house, kitchen, months, paint, polish, proverbial, renovate, screaming, time, visiting

Replies: 6
Views: 2,581

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2004 01:32 AM; by aljenit

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

jimmy

Started by multinut, 3rd January 2004 08:28 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2004 08:28 AM; by multinut

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JOKES

curry joke worth a read

Started by Gino, 28th October 2001 10:51 AM

barmaid, beans, beer, bit, black, curry, damn, frank, hint, hot, joke, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, mouth, note, people, peppers, read, screaming, stop, taste, tomato, tongue, variety, vegetarian, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2001 08:22 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Finish?

Started by RETIRED, 24th September 2001 01:40 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2001 09:12 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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