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A wee joke

Started by Christopha, 8th November 2012 12:38 PM

accompanying, beasty, begins, breasty, burns, cameron, chant, confused, cowerin, david, doctor, eat, grins, hae, immediately, joke, lord, meat, moves, panic, patient, replies, serious, sleekit, thankit, timorous, troubled, unit, ward, wee

Replies: 7
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2019 08:43 PM; by mick55

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Doctor Games

Started by Rodgera, 14th January 2015 07:44 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2015 02:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Poisoned for Choice

Started by John Saxton, 9th June 2014 08:11 PM

agony, baby, bite, bitten, campers, choice, cut, delivering, die, doctor, friend, gonna, ground, guy, here’s, hiking, i’ll, knife, poison, poisoned, rattlesnake, rear, ruins, spit, suck, town, victim, woods, you’re, ‘what

Replies: 0
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2014 08:11 PM; by John Saxton

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Weight Loss

Started by Rodgera, 4th June 2014 09:11 AM

advertised, doctor, loss, loss-patch, melt, mouth, pounds, stick, supposedly, talking, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,188

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 09:27 AM; by doug3030

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Doctor's Advice

Started by Rodgera, 30th May 2014 09:36 AM

advice, dinners, doctor, doctors, intimate, people, stop, told

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2014 07:33 PM; by popawisky

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Instant Cure

Started by Rodgera, 15th May 2014 09:57 AM

afflicted, afternoon, arrived, button, buttonhole, cure, deal, doctor, found, gasped, head, hope, ills, imagination, inquired, instant, kinds, lift, looked, materialize, nervous, patient, straighten, sudden, top, trousers, unhitch, vest, whalan, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 2,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2014 11:35 AM; by Rodgera

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I think this is probably a true story !!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 20th February 2014 11:59 AM

agrees, bandaged, bit, day, decide, decision, disappointed, discuss, doctor, foot, groans, head, helped, helping, hospital, huge, incher, invest, kitchen, married, penis, plays, role, spoken, story, talk, thirty, true, wakes, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,883

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2014 06:09 PM; by Grumpy John

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What would you do?

Started by artme, 10th January 2014 09:41 PM

arrogance, beefs, bladder, cancer, complaints, couple, cyst, daughter, dealt, department, doctor, friend, hassle, nph, picked, referring, refused, sort, sorted, specific, test, tumor, wondering, written

Replies: 6
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2014 02:46 AM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Captain smithers

Started by rustynail, 21st November 2013 12:21 PM

bar, captain, colonel, cross, day, doctor, enemy, equestrian, expeditions, f#^ed, games, graduated, history, interrupted, joined, lines, meet, military, mind, regiment, represented, researched, retiring, sandhurst, sir, smithers, tall, told, witch, won

Replies: 2
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2013 08:34 PM; by Carry Pine

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Doctors Visit

Started by CMB, 18th November 2013 09:28 AM

bother, cleared, craig, cute, doctor, doctors, farted, farting, farts, hearing, heck, lady, matter, office, pills, returns, silent, sinuses, smell, smells, stink, terribly, times, visit, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2013 09:28 AM; by CMB

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The Alphabet Wife

Started by fenderbelly, 27th October 2013 09:57 AM

adorable, alphabet, beautiful, delightful, describe, doctor, elegant, eye, fairly, foxy, gorgeous, happily, heck, hot, husband, kidding, looked, lovely, married, optimistic, replied, round, saving, smiled, swelling, testicles, thirty, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2013 09:57 AM; by fenderbelly

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Another patient

Started by rustynail, 22nd October 2013 03:44 PM

anatomy, begins, blood, cholesterol, clothes, doctor, examination, informs, lady, medical, patient, pressure, remove, stick, suggests, tongue, trouble, visits, well-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2013 05:13 PM; by chambezio

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Advice from Chinese Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2013 01:31 PM

advice, attacks, aussies, bad, beer, bigger, body, chinese, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, fruit, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, wine

Replies: 2
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2013 10:25 AM; by A Duke

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He is still dead BUT

Started by rrich, 3rd October 2013 11:15 AM

aeg, behalf, brought, children, claim, dead, death, doctor, fault, forward, hiring, jackson, jury, lawsuit, michael, months, mother, overdosed, peace, promoter, responsible, rest, tour, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2013 06:37 PM; by Scott

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The Church Dinner

Started by wheelinround, 23rd July 2013 11:26 AM

ambulance, bad, called, care, church, dead, decided, dinner, doctor, ear, fine, finished, happened, helper, janet, janets, lady, living, meal, mushrooms, pump, run, spot, steak, stomach, stopped, time, told, whispered, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2013 11:28 AM; by wolften

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Not mush room to eat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th June 2013 05:59 PM

allan, ambulance, attention, bloke, check, commotion, daughter, doctor, dog, eat, enema, immediately, leaned, minutes, mother, mush, mushrooms, panic, pumps, ran, rang, received, room, steak, stomach, stop, subsided, suddenly, syringes, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2013 01:39 PM; by rrich

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A biker

Started by fenderbelly, 20th May 2013 12:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2013 12:53 PM; by fenderbelly

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Visit to the doc

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2013 10:24 AM

carrot, celery, doc, doctor, ear, eating, feeling, mumbles, nostril, replies, stalks, stick, stuck, visit, visits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2013 03:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A man goes to a doctor and says.....

Started by MBM888, 16th February 2013 03:40 PM

can’t, church, day, doc, doctor, dying, elevators, embarrassment, fart, farting, farts, farts.”, fixed, heaven.”fart, let’s, man, nose, pills, returns, saves, stink, table, times, week, week.”, we’ve, worse, “doc, “now

Replies: 1
Views: 1,702

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2013 07:24 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Rising temperature

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th January 2013 04:59 PM

allan, arrived, breath, cursed, daffodil, days, doc, doctor, door, doorway, half, heard, hospital, hour, laughing, left, matter, minutes, nurse, past, relented, replied, return, rising, shot, staff, temperature, visitors, walk, woodturner

Replies: 1
Views: 1,277

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2013 06:35 PM; by A Duke

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Elderly Driver

Started by Rodgera, 12th January 2013 09:31 AM

beer, car, crashed, cut, doctor, drawer, driver, drivers, drove, elderly, examined, fairly, front, handed, hedge, home, late, lawn, license, model, pieces, quiet, reading, rest, scissors, sitting, startled, thanked, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2013 10:19 AM; by chambezio

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We all know lawyers are very smart....right?

Started by MBM888, 16th November 2012 10:35 AM

affect, alive, attorney, autopsies, autopsy, beard, check, date, dead, death, doctor, dress, forget, girls, height, individual, lawyers, medium, memory, morning, patient, people, performed, pursuant, sitting, smartright, son, terminated, time, voodoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,235

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2012 10:35 AM; by MBM888

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Kiss my …..

Started by MBM888, 2nd November 2012 04:04 PM

beauty, body, burned, cheek.kiss, couple, day, dear, doctor, donated, graft, honey, husband, kiss, kisses, mother, plenty, ranted, raved, relatives, repay, replied, severely, skin, thin, time, told, womans, worry, you.”, youthful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2012 04:53 PM; by A Duke

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The annual checkup

Started by MBM888, 13th October 2012 04:31 PM

accidentally, annual, appeared, avid, boar, bush, checkup, child, continued, dead, doctor, dropped, dumbfounded, exclaimed, front, grabbed, handle, happened, hurry, impossible, pregnant, queried, raised, replied, rifle, shot, squeezed, suddenly, umbrella, wild

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2012 04:31 PM; by MBM888

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How to impress your Doctor

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:33 PM

afternoon, couple, day, doctor, drinks, golfer, hair, heck, hills, hour, impress, inspired, mates, mental, nice, outdoors, physical, playing, poker, relieved, replied, story, stress, terrible, times, toll, trees, walk, wind, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,747

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 06:33 PM; by MBM888

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Some doctor!

Started by artme, 13th July 2012 11:07 PM

days, doctor, finally, kite, plans, problem?he, swmbo, terrible, walked, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2012 10:37 AM; by Rodgera

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Healthy Place

Started by Rodgera, 3rd July 2012 04:52 PM

allan, arrived, bed, born, doctor, hair, head, healthy, john, lifted, met, moved, munruben, neighbor, place, replied, settling, strength, urging, walk, wonderful, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2012 01:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Newbie

Started by johnnyd, 29th June 2012 06:19 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2012 04:04 PM; by johnnyd

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Fixed ribs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2012 07:20 PM

allan, bloke, checked, cracked, doctor, everythings, feel, fixed, minutes, photoshop, replied, resultant, ribs, terrific, xrayed, xrays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2012 10:19 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Broken Ribs

Started by Rodgera, 14th February 2012 09:40 PM

bad, broken, doctor, fixed, guess, gurney, holding, laying, news, patient, photoshop, ribs, scene, standing, x-ray

Replies: 0
Views: 1,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2012 09:40 PM; by Rodgera

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A little brown paper bag

Started by fenderbelly, 17th December 2011 01:22 PM

abroad, aro-d, bag, blood, brown, carrier, doctor, doctors, drug, explanation, feel, hmm, homosexual, intravenous, jab, mother, needles, paper, passport, queried, recently, relationship, required, scroll, sex, sharing, told, transfusion, users, ‘whats

Replies: 7
Views: 1,784

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2011 11:01 PM; by doug3030

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Swooshing

Started by Woodwould, 7th December 2011 02:22 PM

asleep, bed, brilliant, doctor, drunk, fresh, home, husband, husbands, idea, keeping, manner, mouth, reborn, replied, shut, sod, swallow, swish, swished, swooshing, temper, threatening, threatens, time, touch, trick, water, weeks, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2011 10:40 PM; by doug3030

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Medical Rounds

Started by Rodgera, 13th August 2011 05:09 PM

arched, doctor, fibula, left, limp, limps, medical, michael, patient, ponders, radically, rounds, student, students, suppose, tibia, x-ray

Replies: 3
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 10:20 AM; by fenderbelly

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Doctor's advice

Started by chrisb691, 27th July 2011 10:38 AM

achieve, advice, bludy, boc, botle, choclez, dem, dhis, doctor, doctors, fablus, feeel, fel, finish, finished, haf, idr, ienner, morning, ned, orn, peace, pisss, plaese, pock, prungles, sned, started, whiskee, wum

Replies: 2
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2011 09:31 PM; by Bushmiller

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Night Fears

Started by rayintheuk, 24th July 2011 06:54 PM

awful, barman, bed, bought, bucks, cure, cured, cut, doctor, dollars, eighty, fears, happy, legs, local, lot, mere, money, night, pub, ray, rid, saved, street, ten, times, told, van, visit, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 10:55 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Doctor

Started by Rodgera, 16th June 2011 12:09 PM

called, doctor, examining, finally, hour, immediately, minutes, nurse, office, outer, replied, scale, wait, weight, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,220

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2011 04:04 PM; by RETIRED

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aUSSIE GIRL

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th June 2011 09:11 PM

advice, allan, arm, aussie, broken, carry, chop, cleaning, day, demanded, dishes, doctor, eye, girl, healed, hot, house, improvement, laundry, lawn, left, married, meals, provide, ring, swelling, times, wash, wishes, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 07:52 PM; by munruben

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At the Doctor's Office

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2011 12:50 PM

called, crowded, death, die, doctor, doctors, door, figured, home, hours, moving, natural, office, pace, receptionist, slowly, snails, started, stood, usual, waiting, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2011 12:50 PM; by Rodgera

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Splinter Group

Started by Bushmiller, 25th April 2011 08:46 PM

angry, bob, brown, bureau, doctor, due, examining, facility, forest, green, group, hours, land, management, party, paul, permits, policies, reappeared, sat, service, smiled, splinter, splinters, told, tree, wait, waited, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2011 08:46 PM; by Bushmiller

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Laws of the Universe

Started by Rodgera, 25th March 2011 12:32 PM

appointment, boss, coffee, commercial, cup, directly, doctor, doctors, dramatically, feel, flat, hot, increases, jelly, landing, law, laws, machine, probability, prove, result, sandwich, sick, sit, stay, stop, time, tire, universe, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2011 01:04 PM; by labr@

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OLD AGE Problems

Started by gawdelpus, 28th January 2011 08:22 AM

85-year-old, age, arleen, armpit, called, cheers, count, day, doctor, door, exam, hand, hands, jar, john, knees, lady, left, mouth, neighbor, physical, problems, replied, requested, shocked, sperm, squeezin, teeth, wife, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2011 01:07 PM; by Mulgabill

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To Each his own

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2011 11:12 PM

applause, bit, change, doctor, edge, embarrassed, equally, erupted, exam, friends, guys, heads, here;, impotence, inquire, loud, mess, operation, patients, quickly, receptionist, recovered, replied, retired, sex, snapped, usual, voice, waiting, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2011 10:00 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Allans weight is perfect.

Started by munruben, 29th December 2010 04:37 PM

absolutely, allan, allans, chart, christmas, current, desk, doctor, festivities, food, looked, meter, perfect, sat, scale, scales, short, step, studied, weight

Replies: 4
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2010 09:58 AM; by munruben

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Another bad day

Started by munruben, 3rd December 2010 10:43 PM

attacked, bad, beetle, bruises, bug, call, centre, cut, cuts, day, desk, doctor, giant, happened, home, lady, local, medical, meters, moment, nasty, night, reception, sore, store, suddenly, tall, told, video, walking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2010 05:06 PM; by fenderbelly

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medical term

Started by groverwa, 15th July 2010 05:12 AM

complete, doc, doctor, english, examination, house, lazy, medical, plain, replied, term, terminology, told, wife, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 05:12 AM; by groverwa

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Funeral Joke

Started by joe greiner, 1st July 2010 09:18 PM

awe, beautiful, burst, cardiologist, casket, closed, covered, died, doctor, doctors, elaborate, eulogy, eyes, famous, forever, funeral, heart, hospital, huge, joke, laughter, life, mourners, proctologist, rolled, sat, sealing, stared, stood, thinking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,913

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2010 01:28 PM; by Rum Pig

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another paddy joke

Started by defender, 15th June 2010 12:37 AM

2008, accidentally, avin, bring, cork, cut, dem, doctor, emergency, fingers, fish, fock, hospital, illsee, incredible, jesus, joke, kinds, looked, lord, microsurgery, paddy, pick, plant, putdem, spose, techniques, tunderin, wes, whadda

Replies: 0
Views: 1,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2010 12:37 AM; by defender

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I have just changed my doctor

Started by Calm, 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM

attacks, bad, beer, bigger, body, changed, chocolate, cleared, doctor, drink, eat, exercise, fat, fewer, figure, food, fried, grain, heart, life, live, lot, ratio, red, shape, suffer, swimming, vegetable, vegetables, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 10:04 PM; by Calm

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Is there a chair doctor in the house?

Started by derekcohen, 14th May 2010 04:08 AM

ago, ash, beech, boards, chair, chairs, derek, doctor, epoxy, front, glue, glued, house, leaves, leg, lower, perth, pieces, push, repair, restored, section, sections, solid, son, supported, surgery, tenon, top, view

Replies: 12
Views: 2,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 12:06 AM; by ian

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A few good Senior Moments

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:57 PM

baby, couple, cream, doctor, door, elderly, feel, garage, gentleman, good, hear, hearing, hospital, ice, kitchen, moments, morris, neighbor, newborn, night, plate, remember, replied, restaurant, senior, strawberries, walked, walking, whipped, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:57 PM; by Calm

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