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The Good Mother Superior, with apologies

Started by John Saxton, 25th June 2014 09:28 PM

apologies, approaching, arrange, bed, deaf, father, god, good, hall, happy, ladies, mary, morning, mother, murphys, novices, passed, pleasant, plenty, pray, prayers, retired, sister, slippers, smile, step, superior, time, walker, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2014 09:28 PM; by John Saxton

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Pastor of Note

Started by John Saxton, 5th June 2014 09:30 PM

amen, body, bowed, brother, christian, congregation, fainted, fell, head, klan, klux, knees, life, note, pastor, pew, preacher, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, runaway, sheets, smile, spoke, stand, stop, train, voice, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2014 10:25 PM; by A Duke

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fire engine

Started by John Saxton, 29th May 2014 08:46 PM

cats, closer, collar, dog, dogs, engine, faster, fire, firefighter, girl, hung, ladders, looked, nearby, nice, noticed, partner, replied, rig, rope, run, siren, smile, station, testicles, thoughtfully, tie, tied, truck, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2014 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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Irish logic

Started by fenderbelly, 13th April 2014 12:07 PM

anxiously, arrives, calm, coming, email, explanation, forever, happened, home, immediately, irish, jean, leaving, logic, moments, mother-in-law, naked, odd, packing, paddy, shops, simple, smile, son-in-law, speak, suitcase, telling, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2014 12:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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Do we have ....

Started by DaveTTC, 15th December 2013 03:03 PM

abbreviates, australian, bit, censored, dusty, environment, equivalent, finish, finishes, forum, friction, friend, initials, love, mate, matter, meant, mentioned, month, patterns, polish, rave, smile, stuff, swearing, thinking, time, turners, ubeaut, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2013 05:00 PM; by DaveTTC

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FINISHING

Closer

Started by Rodgera, 12th September 2013 11:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2013 11:07 PM; by Rodgera

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You know you are living in 2013 when........

Started by MBM888, 20th July 2013 12:16 PM

2013, bottom, busy, check, coffee, e-mail, family, forward, head, house, laughing, leaving, list, living, message, morning, nodding, notice, online, panic, phone, reach, reading, screen, scrolled, sideways, smile, start, tilting, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2013 12:22 PM; by A Duke

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Drinking wine does not make you fat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th June 2013 03:38 PM

allan, amazing, discovery, drinking, fat, lean, light, lights, make, makes, people, poles, smile, stupid, time, traffic, ugly, walls, whilst, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2013 04:27 PM; by Scott

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Kindergarten graduates

Started by MBM888, 1st April 2013 03:04 PM

adult, announcement, baby, bet, book, boy, chest, choo-choo, class, exciting, graduates, grown-up;, kindergarten, muster, nana, nice, puffed, read, ride, smile, start, stood, tall, teacher, train, voice, winnie, wonderful, word, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2013 03:04 PM; by MBM888

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Plubber Lubbers

Started by Ian Smith, 3rd October 2012 10:23 AM

blurred, brings, brisbane, bus, daisy, dictionary, distance, eggs, everytime, folks, forgot, glass, heart, lots, lubbers, moving, pass, plubber, reads, road, share, shot, site, smile, swmbo, town, translate, window, yesterday, zoom

Replies: 1
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 09:32 PM; by artme

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Lawyer Fees

Started by Rodgera, 3rd January 2012 12:19 PM

acidly, attorney, bill, called, client, compensate, difficult, dollar, dollars, fee, fees, five-hundred, friend, handed, handled, happy, hundred, law, lawyer, looked, one-thousand, outcome, removed, replaced, services, smile, snapped, successfully, wallet, wealthy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,593

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 01:11 PM; by The Bleeder

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Hardware store freebie

Started by Handyjack, 6th November 2011 12:11 PM

april, calendar, cartoon, chain, competition, e.g, free, freebie, happy, hardware, home, including, isles, local, monster, month, normal, offensive, peoples, picked, random, shed, shelves, smile, store, stuff, type, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2011 07:55 PM; by Carry Pine

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Just to stress THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, not yet anyway

Started by fenderbelly, 31st August 2011 10:26 PM

beads, car, change, citizen, counter, distracted, easily, elmo, front, hanging, happen, headed, held, inside, jingled, keys, kid, mirror, purple, rear, senior, smile, stress, strode, toddler, truck, view, waiting, walked, word

Replies: 11
Views: 2,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2011 07:20 PM; by issatree

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Hello

Started by cookie30, 31st July 2011 04:45 AM

babled, beleave, cherry, childs, day, dust, elkton, firefighter, firetrucks, found, fruenture, hobbies, ihave, introduce, lots, michael, people, plan, plans, porch, scrolling, semi, site, sme, smile, swing, time, toy, tree, web

Replies: 7
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2011 02:57 AM; by cookie30

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

On a serious note

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th February 2011 09:50 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

action, allan, attracted, average, averaged, breakdown, claim, contributors, deduct, disappointed, drops, forumites, funny, jokes, jump, note, received, response, responses, reveals, serious, smile, submitted

Replies: 30
Views: 3,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 12:05 PM; by Franklin

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A Maestro in the making,start today with a smile

Started by fenderbelly, 6th February 2011 09:52 AM

baton, beautiful, beethovens, choralnet, conductor, enthusiasm, hand, hold, itchy, kids, lessons, losing, love, maestro, making, music, nose, prepare, smile, start, stop, time, today, wand, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2011 10:48 AM; by Yonnee

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old-biker-uk

Started by wheelinround, 15th November 2010 03:01 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,515

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2010 03:01 PM; by wheelinround

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Wisdom That Comes With Age

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2010 08:22 AM

afternoon, age, beating, cans, cents, continued, day, days, dent, drum, drummed, exclaimed, income, kids, leader, lousy, pay, peace, putting, recession, sad, school, smile, street, time, told, trash, waste, wisdom, wise

Replies: 0
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2010 08:22 AM; by Rodgera

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Getting the Children Ready

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2010 01:26 PM

activity, bustling, children, coats, cold, evening, family, front, handing, honey, honk, horn, inside, june, late, leave, preparing, privilege, putting, ready, replied, shocked, smile, smug, spectacle, stairs, standing, swmbo, time, winter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2010 02:09 PM; by tea lady

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American Harmony

Started by joe greiner, 14th March 2010 02:06 AM

american, barber-shop, brain, championship, cheers, contests, documentary, dvd, entrants, exuberance, half, harmony, hour, international, joe, limited, lunatic, movie, quartets, singing, smile, transplant.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,067

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 02:06 AM; by joe greiner

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Alan and Barry go fishing

Started by munruben, 17th February 2010 07:47 PM

agreed, alan, anxiously, barry, beautiful, boat, brim, catch, catching, cunning, distance, filled, fish, fishing, happened, happy, headed, home, mark, ocean, pen, pig, relaxed, replied, rich, smile, spot, struck, tipped, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,048

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 07:47 PM; by munruben

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Got a smile from me :)

Started by gawdelpus, 16th January 2010 12:16 AM

atheism, baseball, bigger, center, counts, democracy, drug, educated, hallway, hanging, hat, hats, head, here;, hit, lawn, minds, non-prophet, organization, poet, police, puns, rack, rehab, short, sign, smile, stay, vote, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2010 08:41 PM; by munruben

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Free meat

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM

ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 05:18 PM; by ozhunter

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Skimming top coat over paint results

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th November 2009 11:10 PM

ass, bought, coarse, coat, exceptable, glossy, gooner, mixed, paint, paints, paper, plastering2tsup, read, renovateforum.com, results, rod, rrober, sander, skimming, smile, stripper, thread, top, wiped

Replies: 0
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2009 11:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Oh To Be 12 Again

Started by Calm, 25th October 2009 08:22 AM

bed, birthday, chocolate, cinema, cola, collapsed, dear, exhausted, extra, fabulousadventure, favourite, finally, fries, herhusband, home, huge, leaned, lovingly, m&ms, mirror, park, popcorn, send, shake, smile, sweets, theme, twelve, wife, wobbled

Replies: 0
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:22 AM; by Calm

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Six truths of life

Started by Ian Smith, 2nd September 2009 06:02 PM

forward, hang, idiot, idiots, lie, life, reading, smile, smiling, special, stupid, sunshine, teeth, tongue, touch, truth, truths

Replies: 3
Views: 985

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 12:31 PM; by kiwigeo

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Are you

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:25 PM

6th, annoyed, answer, billy, class, dad, dads, decided, fan, fans, front, grade, hands, idiot, kids, knowing, liberal, liberal.billy, mom, moms, moron, raised, replied, row, rudd, smile, teacher

Replies: 1
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd July 2009 08:39 AM; by weisyboy

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rubber gloves

Started by texx, 16th July 2009 08:29 AM

boxes, building, burst, condoms, crack, decided, delicate, dentist, dip, dry, envisioning, funny, gloves, hands, joke, lady, laughing, minutes, nervous, noticed, patient, peel, portion, procedure, rubber, size, smile, tank, throw, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 12:37 AM; by tea lady

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friends

Started by groverwa, 20th June 2009 05:47 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:04 AM; by Lignin

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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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Home Remedies

Started by Ed Reiss, 7th April 2009 08:16 AM

afraid, avoid, bring, cough, daily, duct, electrical, favorite, fix, hammer, home, life, lifting, move, normal, people, personal, pressure, pushed, remedies, remember, seat, sink, slinkies;, smile, stairs, tape, toilet, tools, wd-40

Replies: 2
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2009 10:54 PM; by joe greiner

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Diminutive

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2009 05:21 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 943

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 05:21 PM; by Rodgera

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Forum faux pas?

Started by mikm, 10th March 2009 01:34 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

answer, comment, compulsion, curious, faux, forum, function, idiot, insert, job, lack, makes, nut, obvious, occasionally, pas, people, proverbs, question, reiterate, reply, rest, search, similar, simple, smile, television, thinking, thread, whinging

Replies: 36
Views: 3,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2009 10:19 PM; by Sturdee

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Say what?

Started by Woodwould, 24th February 2009 11:39 AM

age, answers, art, begins, bothers, brain, bring, cells, conversation, death, forever, forty;, friend, frustrating, grand, laugh, life, live, moment, night, questions, real, shape, smile, sunshine, tempting, time, unsaid, wisdom, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2009 05:55 PM; by mickelmaster

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Brain exchange

Started by Rodgera, 13th February 2009 06:35 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, brain, brains, contact, control, doctor, entire, exchange, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, news, price, pricing, procedure, question, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, unable, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,078

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 06:35 PM; by Rodgera

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Happy employees.

Started by RETIRED, 7th February 2009 11:14 AM

95794, 95795, 95796, apply, assemble, assignments, bands, company-approved, day, employee, employees, enjoy, equipment, fig, happiness, happy, items, kit, low-cost, management, notice, office, personnel, priorities, productive, provided, reach, shown, smile, supplies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2009 02:36 PM; by RETIRED

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Divorce

Started by Elbow, 15th December 2008 04:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2008 04:07 PM; by Elbow

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there is no hope for the young poeple

Started by nz_carver, 12th November 2008 09:32 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

alf, alfs, brain, call, circular, counter, cut, day, dead, for??doh, glue, god, head, hope, it???dohdohdoh, jig, job, nice, pay, poeple, sawu, selling, smile, stick, stop, supur, thay, tool, toys, young

Replies: 142
Views: 16,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

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Meet Desmond

Started by jow104, 11th November 2008 07:18 PM

art, desmond, everytime, giraffe, ladies, love, makes, meet, smile

Replies: 4
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 07:32 AM; by AlexS

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Some good advice

Started by Phil Spencer, 29th October 2008 09:04 AM

advice, baby.if, crap, enlarges, good, groceries, heart, home, house, life, love, meal.if, multiplies, multiply, receive, sh?t, shell, shes, smile, sperm, ton, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 09:04 AM; by Phil Spencer

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Construction site

Started by fenderbelly, 19th October 2008 10:49 AM

bag, brooklyn, brown, christ, coarse, construction, convent, correct, decided, heads, jesus, language, living, looked, lunch, noticed, nun, shook, site, smile, spend, steelworkers, steelworks, time, walked, wifes, worker, workers, yea, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2008 10:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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Rushed to hospital

Started by Rodgera, 20th June 2008 09:39 PM

bring, choice, comfortable, hold, home, hospital, imagine, item, items, list, pick, rush, rushed, smile, underwear, unexpectedly, wife, worried, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2008 09:39 PM; by Rodgera

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Miracle drug

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th May 2008 08:22 PM

absolutely, allan, bed, displayed, doctor, drug, dunno, failing, fellow, happy, home, met, miracle, months, mouse, nameless, performance, remain, replied, smile, stated, stating, street, teach, told, tricks, viagra, wife, wonderful, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 10:47 AM; by munruben

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Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

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Getting into heaven

Started by Dangermouse, 8th April 2008 11:14 AM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, family, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, house, loved, money, pride, sale, school, shouted, six-year, smile, sold, sunday, sweets, tidy, understood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 02:22 PM; by ss_11000

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farewell to my Jess

Started by ssgt, 15th January 2008 09:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10am, antics, beautiful, celebrating, daughter, efforts, enjoyed, eyes, farewell, fathers, fight, fighting, forumites, friday, jess, jessica, lee, life, love, pinaroo, results, rocks, saturday, shed, smile, sunday, tales, tears, white, woodworking

Replies: 29
Views: 3,941

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:49 AM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

$1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Which Airline?

Started by Barry Hicks, 30th January 2008 07:47 AM

air, airline, airport, attractive, bar, beautiful, busy, decides, delivers, departures, expectations, forward, france, gob-smacked, guy, leans, line, malaysian, motto, puzzled, qantas, sits, sitting, smile, stares, table, time, undeterred, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:47 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Irish Humor

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 11:25 AM

bread, breakfast, called, chewing, closer, condoms, container, cracking, eat, england, englishman, fresh, fruit, gum, humor, ireland, irish, irishman, irishmans, jam, recycle, replied, sell, sex, smile, smiled, teeth, throw, transform, wrigleys

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 08:51 AM; by JackoH

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Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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